Monday, October 21, 2013

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[Spies] How come my street, my house, vehicles and windows can be Google photographed and my information spread all over the freaking world, but places like Shark Key only show up to their community gate and no further, are those property owners some kind of royalty or something and who the hell gave Google the permission to do what they do?

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[Yesterday’s Political Poster Bashing Mark Senmartin] Marathon City Council candidate Mark Senmartin did not knowingly violate City Code while simultaneously running for office as was alleged here yesterday. If you re-read the KeyNoter article, you will see that the “code violation”, which remains “contested and questionable” (did he cut trees, or trim trees), was from 2004 — nine years ago!

The only interesting and newsworthy fact in this idiocy, which you neglect to mention, is that the “political flyer” sent to Marathon residents attempting to defame Mark Senmartin was sent by a “non-existent person”, who never lived at the address listed on that paid political flyer. The Keynoter quoted Monroe County Supervisor of Elections Joyce Griffin as stating, “The problem is no one by the name of Scott Miller owns or rents a property at that address… There’s also no registered voter in Marathon named Scott Miller”

The only thing newsworthy in this (9 year old) non-issue will be the outcome of the Supervisor of Elections investigation into the origin of last week’s desperate and deceptive flyer.

The only relevant questions regarding that “paid political flyer” are:
~Who was so desperate to defame candidate Mark Senmartin (the best they could come up with was a 9 year old contested/////////// code citation) that they forged a “non-existent” person’s name, and invalid address, on a paid political flyer?
~Were any of the other candidates in that race involved in this?

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In case you’ve been wondering about lasers, this one’s for you: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

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Today in 1805 Admiral Horatio Nelson died in the Battle of Trafalgar and was sent back to England bent over double and shoved into a brandy barrel to preserve his body.

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The Healing Power of Plants. Watch free through October 30th. Video

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[Crooks] “Welfare Glitch” Welcome to the New World Disorder! When asked if people would return a wallet or bank money bag if found, how many do you think would today? I say less than 5%! 

What’s  the deal with the News Barometer? Online site is dated August 9, 2013. Link

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James Bond has killed 352 people across 22 official films (before Skyfall); among all the actors that have played Bond, Piece Brosnan has dispatched the most enemies (47 people in Golden Eye alone). And you wonder why our nutso kids like kill games!

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[Love] A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example if she is ovulating she’s attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However if she’s menstruating or menopausal she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear launched in his chest while on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject.

Lynyrd Skynyrd suffered an unthinkable tragedy this day in 1977 when singer Ronnie Van Zant, guitarist Steve Gaines and his sister, backup singer, Cassie were killed along w/ their road manager.and two pilots in a plane crash on the way to a show at Louisiana University. Hear the story of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s album ‘Street Survivors’ and Gary Rossington’s personal account of the tragedy. Video

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Mayor Nugent said he was in Europe. Was this a tax payers’ vacation for him and his family?

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Enough of the heat and humidity, it’s making me all limp.

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Matt Heron reels in beauty of a brown trout by Lake Tahoe! Video

[Great Expectations] After taking my old lady to dinner and having a few at the local brewery, I figured a little romance might top off the evening, but I was wrong. It seems the old saying about Blood from a Stone is a mild interpretation of The Petrified Forest!

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Blue & Gold Macaw, male. Comes with two large cages, toys, etc. $400. Call Carlene. Classified Ads > Pets

AVG PrivacyFix is the simple way to manage your online privacy – one dashboard that shows you quickly and easily what you’re sharing on Facebook®, Google® and LinkedIn® and with one simple click, take you to settings where you can fix it. Get alerted to privacy risks as you visit sites and know when policies change, and control website tracking. Link 
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fracking21[Fracking Crooks] A lot of people are not making a thing off the fracking boom on their private land. If you do not want them to drill on your land too bad. They go under your property from an adjacent property because of mineral rights which you may not own, especially if you live close to gov. land. They can frack from a distance of miles. They get the money and all you get is contaminated and possible loss of aquifer water and Lord knows what other toxic remains. Remember “W” and “Halliburton Dick”? They exempted fracking and other oil interests from The Clean Water Act, isn’t that special. Yes, we lead the world in natural gas production but at what future costs?

Last summer Nat’l Geographic had great article on this. As Archie Bunker said “Look it up!”

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Is Little Torch Key getting grinder pumps too?

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Why I still get the newspaper.

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[“Is it hard to switch from AT&T”] The hardest part is dealing with the aggravating sales people on the phone who won’t tell you the actual; cost of any service. They’ll keep telling you prices based on their special 3 month offers. It took me three or four calls to finally get the actual price I would be paying.

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[Snake] You walk into the kitchen and find this, what do you do? 

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It has been years, so I just read the Sunday Comics, and now I truely know why our kids and wives are so so screwed up!

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Citron Crested Cockatoo, female. Comes with two large cages, toys, etc. $300. Call Carlene. Classified Ads > Pets

[Sick Puppy] Noah Mitchell, from Key Largo, who drop kicked and beat a black lab named Bubba, back in 2010, will be re-prosecuted after being found guilty. A technicality got him a mistrial. Statements to begin November 5, 2013. Laws against animal cruelty should be stronger nationwide. Animals have no voice. They have no choice.

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pigs21[Captain Doom and Gloom] “China smog emergency shuts city of 11 million people”This is what the US will be like if we do not control the poisons we are dumping in our air and waters. Global warming is a natural happening, but this poison smog BS is man made! Link

The most important thing to find out when your wife divorces you and takes half your value, leaves you with a empty house, basic cloths, little or no furniture and moves across the country, is to call Hugh Hefner for his interior decorator’s phone number and bar supplier! Cloths? A silk bathrobe will do!

It seems to me the American people shave to get their heads out of their asses and start being men and woman again instead of weak kneed wimps who want everything for free from those that work 24/7 and have the balls and brains to make themselves rich instead of expecting others to care and feed them like the dependent garbage that is over taking the American way of life. Enough of the free shit, the cry baby attitudes, the ‘it is not my fault’ types, and make people wake up to the reality that they are responsible for their own space on this rock and no one else is! And you parents that cannot control your brats, go get sterile and do the same with your inept mutations, the world has enough useless eaters, criminals and non-productive asswipes.

Ever notice to be successful in America you have to have a white collar job, wear a nice suit, work in an office, become a manager or better and invest in stocks and bonds, have a income tax man that hordes everything and pays zero taxes, drive a high end vehicle, live on a up-scale property, and play suck ass to the political party in power. Gee, I guess the most important people on this rock, the farmers, the well drillers, the waste disposal people, the fuel makers, the truckers, the mechanics, the medical people, and all other hard working sweat covered low life’s don’t count huh? We are just fodder, right?

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The Affordable Care Act is a joke, no kidding. All the comedians are using it in part of their acts.

You just know that the tea party Republican wackadoodles are going to pull the same crap, when this “temporary extension” runs out, that we just went through because of  those knuckleheads.  They are out to have their way or they will take the ball and go home, even though they wreck this Country.  Maybe we can all move in with Sarah and Todd?  They are flush with the money they made ($15M)  rousing the rabble, so to speak.  They should all be arrested for something.

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Looks like the GOP is getting ready for 2016.

The Tea Party is the worse thing to happen to this country since the Moral Majority. The Tea Party is a bunch of stingy old men and women who are on the dole and are against anyone else who is. 

The government is forcing me to purchase a policy for more money then I have spent on health care in the last 5+ years, and then I will have a $2000+ deductible to meet before the policy starts to pay my costs. So if I didn’t have the money before, where will it come from now? Oh yeah, my grocery bill, who needs to eat on this planet.

It is time for a revolution. Five more years of Obama will tank this once great nation. Term limits begin at the voting booth. Now if we could just educate half of the nation in economics maybe they would vote wisely.

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[Debt Limit] The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, ‘the buck stops here.’ Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.  ~Senator Barack H. Obama, March 2006

[Forced Pay] The Regressives are mad because the government is forcing them to to pay for health insurance, but they remain mute when the government forces them to pay Medicare, Medicaid and ?Their Social Security. I’d rather have medical insurance than Social Security.
[Budgets] If one is really interested in determining the most significant difference between Democrats and Republicans, one need go no further than a comparison of the budgets passed by the Senate and the House of Representatives this year.  The Senate budget (the chamber dominated by Democrats) contains tax increases of $975 billion over the next ten years.  The House budget (the chamber controlled by Republicans) contains zero tax increases. 
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CNN reported that as of Saturday, Team Obama was claiming that nearly half a million people had “filled out applications for Obamacare coverage”.  But an application is only the beginning of the process that leads to enrollment.

Applicants submit personal and financial information. After the program determines whether they are eligible for coverage and for a subsidy toward their premium costs, they can comparison shop and choose an insurance plan. For some reason, Team Obama refuses to tell us how many people have actually enrolled. The White House is very, very worried about the roll out, look for some sort of statement from Obama himself concerning the mess today.

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Part 2) The Obamacare cluster intercourse and the government shut down cluster intercourse has sucked all of the oxygen out of the news cycle. Just the other day Obama told us all that the “Farm Bill” was one of his top priorities over the next few months. He also said that the immigration issue is are next on his “to do” list. He makes no mention of the budget, rescuing Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and a menu of other major problems.  Please remember that only about 2% of all Americans are engaged in farming. Obama’s “Farm Bill” has little or nothing to do with farming, it is all about growing welfare and food stamps. Team Obama is fully convinced that even more Americans should be on the government dole.