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Friday, September 18, 2026

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[AI Regulation] Do you know why we aren’t getting any AI regulation? It’s because most members of Congress are tech illiterate and don’t know what AI can really do. The closest they’ve come to understanding AI is watching Terminator. Most don’t even know how to add an attachment to email for goodness sakes or remove an app from their smartphone. The biggest tech illiterate is the President. All he knows about tech is how to text, that’s it. He doesn’t even know how to email and he’s making decisions about AI that could destroy humanity. Could someone donate a huge sum of money to get his ear and listen about AI’s real danger. If the President truly understood the danger of AI I’m sure he would insist on regulating it right now, so would everyone else. Yes, the sky is falling.
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[Crypto-style Trading of U.S. Stocks] The SEC is opening the door for crypto-style trading of U.S. stocks, allowing tokenized shares to trade on blockchain-based venues under a new regulatory exemption. The move brings a core piece of crypto-market infrastructure into the $75 trillion U.S. stock market, creating a new way for investors to buy and sell shares
[The Borax Conspiracy] How big pharma called a natural mineral that cures arthritis and decalcifies the pineal gland “toxic”.  ~Princess Diana on Telegram Wed. 16 Sept. 2026. Link
[“Windows is still basically the old uiop8 bit OS”] Not even close, my friend. Windows 8 was built from scratch for Windows 8 and that same 64-bit platform is used for 10 and 11.
[What To Do If You Win The Lottery]  After your heart beat returns to normal, take the cash and bank it.  Then withdraw small bills under $50’s, $20’s and $10’s.  Stash them in secret boxes. Take a trip to the South Pacific and buy an island. Slowey ship the money to the hide-out.  Then send letters to the IRS and greedy relatives with a picture of your middle finger.
I loved the real-world feedback on Tuesday instead of the usual Fem and Sissie crap!
[Tinkering with PC] I was playing with my old Windows 7 desktop and did the following: I had the Windows 7 Ultimate 500 GB HD running the system fine. I then added another Windows 7 Ultimate 500 GB HD and that too ran along with the Master HD fine.
I then added another Windows 7 Ultimate 1 TB HD and that too ran along with the Master HD fine.
With all 3 Hard Drives with 3 operating systems showing up in the computer I could click on any one and that would run fine without rebooting
My motherboard only had 3 HD connections, so I don’t know how many would actually be able to run on one desktop PC.
Of course the HDDs would work as File Storage without the OSs, but it amazes me that all three with Windows on each run at all
[Deer Imported] People forget that those damn Key Deer were brought into the Keys as pets and let go. Stupid people do stupid things, like planting grass, bringing in plant life that never belonged here, build homes like they were in South California, and destroy what the Keys were.  Keys R.I.P.
[This site is bogus!] This site may have been earnest years ago, but presently its owner has turned it into an auto-answer AI site for his gain. Forget this poor use of other Keys residents’ trust in their neighbors!
(Editor: Ouch! I’m sorry you see it like that. Bigpinekey.com does not have any AI installed — at all. Bigpinekey.com does not accept any money from anyone. Bigpinekey.com is a total financial bust. We do not have anything to sell and are not looking for any income. The only money associated with this site is the thousands of dollars spent to keep it online for the last 24 years. The content is reader driven. It’s the readers who send in posts and links to articles. I edit the posts and put the pictures and animations on select posts, except for the politics page; that I don’t edit at all.
I don’t know what you mean by “poor use of other Keys residents’ trust in their neighbors”. What does that mean? Could you make sure you are criticizing the correct website. It’s unfortunate you think this is social media where you can insult without foundation or cause.)
[Sudoku] I filmed myself teaching my aunt and uncle how to solve a sudoku. My uncle had never done a sudoku in his life. Start to finish, nothing scripted and nothing cut. It is free and there is nothing to buy on it, so if a plain “how to play sudoku” item suits your readers better than a book item, that one is yours. ~ Dan Herlehy
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Deep in Australia’s Northern Territory, a man begins a 10-day experience living alongside an Aboriginal family. He followed an Aboriginal family into the mangroves to hunt… then they found a crocodile track beside camp – “You’d fit in his belly” Video
[Instant Karma] Poacher is trampled to death by elephants while ‘lining up a shot’ to kill a white rhino. An armed poacher sneaking up on unsuspecting rhinos was ambushed by a herd of elephants and trampled to death as he lined up a shot to cash in on its prized horn.
Two men with a high-powered rifle and an axe had crossed into the iconic Kruger National Park in South Africa looking for a potential £10,000 payday with a single shot. Link
[Friday Joke] I got really angry with my GPS car navigation today. I even yelled at it and told it to “go to hell.”
Twenty minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house.
[Hats Recovered] Yellowstone National Park retrieved 280 hats from hydrothermal vents this summer. Other lost items include hair ties, dozens of lens caps, AirPods, and even an inhaler. Link
[Imagination] People who can’t picture anything are rewriting the science of imagination. Some people can’t picture anything in their heads, and studying their brains is overturning a popular theory of how imagination works. Link
[Boat Lifts] Why does the Florida government allow our canals to be half blocked by protruding boat cradles and lifts? What happens to navigation when two opposite neighbors install big lifts?
No attachment allowed on bigpinekey.com’s contact form because our server host wouldn’t allow it for security reasons. It was a way for hackers to enter their system. We had to remove it.
To send an attachment: open a new, regular email addressed to island@bigpinekey.com and attach any file to it (usually the paperclip icon at the top). And send it.
[Voting Under Socialism] When I’m President everyone who has a driver’s license and of the proper age will have to vote in national elections or no license.
[Big Pine Book Club] We will be meeting at the library on Saturday at 10 am to discuss Theo of Golden.
[Yikes Department] Why not have a BigPineKey.Com that is divided into two sections? A Male section for common sense and logical reason and a Female section for miscellaneous noise and spasmic gibberish?
When you are in a restaurant and there is only one bathroom, do you allow the lady to go ahead of you if you are in desperate need to do #2? If she takes over ten minutes and comes out putting her makeup away, is it gentlemanly to punch her lights out? But if you do go first and stink up the place, she’s going to know it was you and there goes any chance at romance. You can’t win.
[Friday Joke]  He asked a Key Deer family what kind of tractor they drove on the farm. “Why it’s a John Deer of course!”
There are tons of different cables that plug into a computer and knowing what each of them does can be a little confusing at first. Recognizing which cables are for is important for knowing what to plug in and use. Link
Microsoft exec called AI scraping ‘the largest theft of labor in human history. Microsoft three years ago reveals an admission that AI scraping was tantamount to theft, and that AI products pose a major threat to publications. Link
[Friday Joke]  He asked a Key Deer family what kind of tractor they drove on the farm. “Why it’s a John Deer of course!”
The current Coconut Telegraph was published on 9/18/26 at 9:15 am.

[For Sale] Pellet Gun Gamo Swarm Maxxim 10X GEN 2 Multi-Shot Air Rifle. Two 10-round .177 clips. 3 x 9 variable scope. Box of pellets. $200 new. Half price used $100. b33043@outlook.com  Video
[For Sale] Folding scaffold 30L x 12w x 20h. 4 scaffolds (not sold separately) New $200, Big Pine Key pick-up half-price: $100. Excellent condition.
b33043@outlook.com  Link
[For Sale] Crossman P1377 American Classic Variable-Pump .177-Caliber Pellet Air Pistol. New $70. For Sale $25. 800 feet per second. Pick up on Big Pine Key. b33043@outlook.com Video
 
Snapshots taken from Big Pine Key looking North between Annette Key and Mayo Key every Friday evening since 2023.
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