|
Archives
of Old Kudos and Whiners
In order to save computer space we delete all pictures after six months.
April 2008
|
 |
|
F5 on your keyboard to
refresh the animations. |
|
Wednesday
April 30, 2008 |
|

Carlos Rojas is an architect. Electing him will be just like
hiring a realtor to stop development. Look at McCoy’s (an architect)
record or the former heads of the Historical Review Commission in Key
West--both architects. They help a project get through the system and
bingo, the next thing you know they’re the architect for the project.
It's like having a fox in the hen house. |
|
[Protesting just
makes by blood boil] I think this poster, like many Americans, can’t
distinguish protesting the war from protesting the troops. That’s sad. |
|

[Machete] In the last ten years 5.4 million people have died in Congo.
I figure no one cares because they don’t have oil. |
|
I
just figured out why gas prices have skyrocketed to almost $4 a
gallon and are likely to be $5 before the end of the summer. The Bush
administration is allowing the dollar to collapse in order to push up
the price of oil. This way it will be easier and faster to pay for the
war with Iraqi oil revenues just like we were promised seven years ago
before the U.S. invasion of that sovereign country. I knew Bush had a
strategy to pay for the war "on the cheap" just like Rumsfeld
suggested. These guys are so smart that I just might vote Republican in
November. |
|
[Malware
1] I scanned all my files and it didn't show up. Then I started
trying to figure out if I had downloaded any programs and remembered my
wife had downloaded an online screen saver. So I went to the add/remove
programs and finally found the little sucker hiding in a program and
deleted it. Then I rebooted and now all is well. |
|
Sandra Downs, could you
please tell us all why you think you are qualified to run our county
sheriff's office? Could you elaborate on your experience? It seems the
whole basis of your campaign is smearing the Peryam family. At least
Capt. Peryam has a lifetime of experience and dedication to serving this
county. I don’t have a problem with two consenting adults having a
little fun. It obviously hasn’t hurt him in his role as Capt., he has
risen to number three in command at MCSO. I do have a problem with a
tree trimmer thinking they can magically run a giant sheriff's office
with virtually no experience. |
|
We
must eliminate our dependence on oil from the Arabs and big
business otherwise they will bankrupt our citizens with their greed.
Greedy people have no limits. The only way to do this is nuclear power
plants and electric cars. It can be small nuclear plants as most
utilities have suggested. This solution eliminates the demand for oil
and will reduce our green house emissions. We will have to find a
substitute for plastic. France recognized this ten years ago and has
switched 100% to nuclear power plants. All that is missing are the
electric cars in France.
Pick your poison – go down the tubes via big
business and the Arabs or take some small risk that can be eliminated by
good solid engineering and build nuclear power plants. The solution will
take ten years if we start now. This will require our government to help
manage this solution. Big business with their greed (oil and car
companies) will never do this themselves. As an electric power
engineering student 30 years ago we studied this in school and knew it
would happen. Do-gooders stopped the construction of nuclear plants 20
years ago and the car companies make more profit on large oil guzzler
cars, so here we are up S**t Creek. |
|
I
was touched by the musician who phoned 911 for the failing black man.
Philosophically, he's where we should all be. And I'm reminded (on the
40th. anniversary of Hair) of my friend who was a broker at the time who
stopped to help the "hippie" on the turnpike, who was having motor
problems. Everyone else just bolted by him. The hippie was extremely
grateful and two weeks later transferred his portion of the W.R. Grace
fortune to my friend's firm. |
|
I
can't believe it! I was sitting here reading the telegraph, fuming over
the idiocies of the county commission, the Vandenberg and the schemes to
sneak in big money development under the guise of protecting the working
waterfront; and hurricane shelter for first responders when my phone
rings and it is someone asking me to participate in a poll about
these and other local problems. Needless to say, I gladly answered the
questions. I hope it does some good. |
|
The
truckers in Washington were part of an organized protest. The
main difference, is the fact they obtained a permit to legally protest
and sound their horns. In fact, if you look closely, they were escorted
by the police. To compare them to a few yahoos on the side of the road
on Big Pine Key is idiotic. |
|

This guy who is so interested in other men's genitals has my
Gay-dar pinned! |
|
[Truck
Nutz]
Those are a sad sight aren't they? Well at least you know the brain
power of the person ahead of you with them hanging off their bumper. |
|

If Sal Gutierrez knew enough about computers I’d bet he’d be a
hacker. (yes, you can use my email address so I can get his malicious
and perverted reply) ~usa33043@yahoo.com |
|
[The End of the World!]
The Spanish call it "Fin Del Mundo". The Germans call it, "EndZeit". The
Smurfs call it, "Smurfageddon".
No matter the translation, it means that by late December, 2012, you
might want to cash in those 401k’s and invest in some short-term
ventures. Smoking, drinking, and even that crack cocaine that all the
kids are raving about nowadays seem like good distractions from The End
of Days. (Actually, I recommend any mind-altering substance to be used
while viewing the cinematic turd-fest, "End of Days". Schwarzenegger
versus Satan? I’m relatively sure Arnold works for Beelzebub,
brotha-man!)
Prostitutes are always a good investment with almost guaranteed returns.
Maybe all these politicians know something we don’t. Through their White
House connections, they’ve discovered "End Time" is looming and they
might as well pay for some illicit tail while the getting is good.
Why
the year 2012? Them crazy Mayans, baby! The Mayan calendar is a system
of measurement that has been accurate within seconds for thousands of
years. Most of the predictions that were made by the race were correct.
In the year 2012 the Mayan calendar ceases completely. Either that’s
only as high as they could count, or we’re screwed.
I’m not sure if it’s just a Mayan prophecy of impending doom, or just a
simple expiration date. But the question is, are we ready for it? 2012
isn’t all that far off. I personally have not had nearly enough time
to... umm.... uh....well...I...er...Wow. Nothing specific left for me to
do. I’m totally ready for the End of the World. Not stoked, just ready.
According to the Christian bible, before the apocalypse, there will be a
Rapture. Jesus is going to come and get all the good people and take
them up to heaven while everybody else is left to burn in a rainstorm of
magma, or drown as the seas rise dramatically, or suffer some worse
fate--like being forced to watch a baby-oiled Gilbert Gottfried do a
strip tease while simultaneously performing N’SYNC covers as the damned
are being dry-humped by their creepiest uncle.... you know...whatever
Earth’s apocalyptic fate may be.
Knowledge of an impending Rapture is not the sort of information I
should have had as a 9-year old. When a long-haired, bearded dude in a
rusty VW bus said it was, "time to go with him", I wanted to get to that
Rapture party before Heaven found out about that incident with the
silicon caulking gun and the neighbor’s cat. Fortunately, Mom intervened
before I could hop aboard "Jesus’" magic bus.
Who
knows? The end of the world may not come at some supreme being’s whim,
but maybe while arrogantly mucking around with science we might just
destroy ourselves. How many experiments are going on out there that may
just be one misplaced integer away from us all being riddled with some
zombie-virus like in "28 Days Later"? (Although, I would love the
opportunity to laugh at the hippie vegetarian gal I know as she
ravenously gnaws the patchouli-marinated flesh from her skeezy, skater,
white-guy-dreadlock-sporting boyfriend’s bones.)
I dig science as I had stated in an earlier posting, but not all science
is government-approved or publicly known. I believe there are literal
mad scientists out there that are working on some f**ked up experiments
like creating flesh-melting bacteria, bringing carnivorous dinosaurs
back, and cross-breeding cobras with bats. Tell me the mere thought of a
bat-cobra flitting around wouldn’t make you fill your shorts with
ass-gravy. You can’t. That’s like Clive Barker-type stuff! You think I’m
kidding about f**ked-up cross-breeding? Check out this article http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2001/01/12/MN158251.DTL about
medical researchers splicing jellyfish genes into rhesus monkey embryos.
And
robots...don’t forget about the goddamned, soulless robots. I think
technology’s come far enough that a malfunctioning droid could go on a
homicidal rampage, blasting lasers from it’s eyes and pissing
hydrochloric acid everywhere. They would distract you by doing that
nifty robot breakdance from the 80’s then Fuh-ZAPP!! Your noggin’s a
smoking charcoal briquette. Sound impossible? Not if you turn to those
diabolical minds at Honda. Clearly they’re constructing a robot army.
http://world.honda.com/ASIMO/history/history.html
I’m glad I drive a Honda; maybe when the robot apocalypse comes, they
might spare me. Unless, of course, all Hondas are just "robots in
disguise" Transformers and they will all unfold into killing machines at
some specified date. Squoze into jelly by a Honda Element? I’m not going
out like that, dude. (Yes, "squoze")
Perhaps
our number will be up when that giant asteroid finally barrels into us
like in Michael Bay’s "Armageddon". Trust me, if that happens, all the
best deep-core drillers in the world will not be able to bail us out,
(although I think we should send Ben Affleck up there to try anyway.)
especially if a republican’s in office. You think he’s going to spare
any oil drillers to blow up an asteroid hurtling towards Earth? I can
hear Rush Limbaugh now, "The threat is Iran, people... not some
silly hunk’a space rock! It’s Iran!"
Mind you, this is a
government who silenced a NASA climate expert regarding truths about
greenhouse gas emissions. Besides, we’ll probably already be at war with
Iran far before any asteroid comes a-knocking. Gee, I wonder how I
drifted from talking about Earth’s annihilation to bitching about
neo-cons? Seemed like an easy segue.
I’m not saying I believe in the 2012 Doomsday due date, or any upcoming
mass extinction for that matter. I guess I just bring it up as a
reminder to not sleepwalk through these days we’ve been granted. Turn
off the American Idol, go out and live life, goddammit! Grab some
drinks! Dance like nobody’s watching. Shoplift like nobody’s watching.
Talk to a stranger. Sleep with a stranger. Sleep with two
strangers.
Sleep with two strangers and an Armenian midget amputee. Sleep with two
strangers and an Armenian midget amputee, film it, and post it on the
internet. That’s how you get immortality, baby!
And I’m sure if wise old Papa Smurf foresaw Smurfageddon, he’d be
putting the smurf to Smurfette until she smurfed with smurfasmic
smurfitude, and her poor, sore smurf was thoroughly smurfed. |
|
"govwatch"
is the same culprit. His name is Sal Gutierrez, he lives in Tampa
and owns property here in Monroe County that is non-buildable (paid the
bottom dollar for the property) and he keeps trying to sell it to the
county for big bucks. He trashes everything or anything that has merit,
Neugent, Murphy, Popham. Maybe Sal is one sick puppy. You nailed
him, and you have his number. Do you really think he and Coleman make a
couple? You may be right? ~keyscares@yahoo.com |
|
[Malware.
How do you delete the program file] “Been there, fixed that. Use one of
the free Microsoft URL's (usually in green under the description of the
site). Depending on the malware, your computer's security software can't
isolate or eliminate malware. Don't pay for anything, and only download
from Microsoft - it's their fixes you need.
http://www.microsoft.com/security/malwareremove/default.mspx
|
|
[The republican way can set
oil prices] Are you really so damn dumb that you think any political
party can actually set oil prices? To believe anything that preposterous
is just flat out stupid. The last few lines of your post tells one all
they really need to know about your mentality. Why should any Gov.
entity take care of your problems? Take care of your own damn problems
like the conservatives do. Try it, it will provide you with an uplifting
experience. |
|

I can not believe what I read yesterday. Sandra Downs out rightly
accused a Monroe County Deputy of burning down a house. And to
make matters worse, she actually named the Deputy! This is her
campaign? I am sitting here in utter amazement at what she said. I
really hope that Deputy sues her for that comment. These outrageous
claims have sunk to a new low. |
|
I am appalled at what this
woman who wants to be sheriff is saying. Just when you think you've
heard it all, she comes up with something worse. This seems to be an
extreme case of delusion. |
|

[Honking] I am in a black pick-up and will damn well honk
whenever I feel like it at that intersection! |
|
Washington is aware of the protestors. Maybe not specifically
in little ol’ Big Pine, but they are aware that people are out
protesting the war all over the country. It won’t change their minds
though. (Can you imagine Bush or Chaney ever changing their minds? Ha.) |
|
The
ersatz Karl Rove asks of yesterdays poster: Yesterday you
suggested that you may be dumbed-down, but that your not too stupid.
Please tell us just how stupid are you? I don’t think that you’re
stupid enough to claim that the Democrats have supported drilling here
in the USA for our own oil, because that’s not true. The Dems have
resisted drilling. I don’t think that you’re stupid enough to claim
that the Democrats have supported building new refineries in the USA,
because that’s not true either. The Dems have resisted building
refineries. I don’t think that you’re stupid enough to claim that our
ever growing dependence on foreign oil is good for our economy or our
safety, because it isn’t. I wonder if you’re smart enough to realize
that as our dependency on foreign oil has grown, the cost of that oil
has escalated correspondingly. I don’t know how smart you are, or
aren’t.
I just wish that you were smart enough to realize
that the profits you bitch about should and could be ploughed into
constructing new refineries and into drilling for new oil right here in
the USA. Doing that would give us our own huge supply of oil and drive
down fuel prices. The new supply and building binge would solve the
security problem, and it would generate new jobs for Americans. But the
oil companies can’t drill, can’t build, can’t refine, can’t grow new
jobs, and can’t reinvest profits. Why? Our Democrat friends and their
allies, the eco-political machine, have sufficient clout to stop
progress. I sincerely hope that you are smart enough to realize that
what you call Bush’s war has kept America safe from attack on our soil
since the opening salvo of the War on Terror on 09/11/01. It would be a
good thing (thanks Martha Stewart) if you are smart enough to understand
that now that al Queda is beleaguered, it is being defeated, and that
world wide terrorists attacks are on the wane. I really think that you
are smart enough to acknowledge all of the above, but that probably you
just can’t or maybe, just won’t. Anyway, thanks for worrying about it. |
|

The perfect terrorist plan. It can’t fail.
Video |
|
I think the Iraqi Military
battalion giving the terrorist their weapons, including vehicles and
then joining them in a huge party after will be John McCain’s Swift
Boat Vets. I mean he did say "I wouldn’t care if we are still in
Iraq 100 years from now". Sorry John, but we do. Bush administration
part 3? No thanks. |
Be
sure to mail your return in a timely manner, because this year, filing
taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a
very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition
TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up. |
|
[FKAA] I recall making
$200 deposits to Keys Energy and to FKAA many years ago for hook-up.
Several years ago, my electric bill was credited with the $200 for
having a good payment history. I have the automated payment option set
up for both electric and water, so I should have the same payment
history with FKAA, but no return or credit of the deposit. Why not? |
|

There is something in the basic genetics of Republicans that shows
itself by preventing them from being aware of the existence of the
National Debt. |
|
No active content can be transmitted in a jpeg, bmp, or other image
files. Attachments can carry exe files and dll files. Attachments are
the most dangerous. |
|
Key West blog by
Bob Kelly
http://therealkeywest.blogspot.com/ |
|

[The ice caps have melted before] Thank you for making my point
about people being in denial about a very real situation. |
Sheriff Capt. Bob Peryam attended the
Florida Keys Contractors Association meet-the-candidates luncheon at
Sombrero Country Club yesterday. He walked over, looked me in the eye,
shook my hand, and said, “It’s good to see you.” I wondered why he did
that, because I couldn’t imagine him feeling it was good to see me. I
could imagine him telling me I was lying about him, slandering him. But
he didn’t do that. He looked me in the eye, shook my hand and said it
was good to see me. He seemed to mean it.
He did mean it. Deep inside, Bob wants all of it out in the open. He
wants everyone who knows him, everyone who might vote for him, to know
all of him, and not just part of him. This is how the soul works: it
wants everything out in the light of day, because the soul knows this is
the only way for everything to be righted, aligned, resolved.
As Jesus told his own disciples, if they abided in him, they would come
to know the truth and the truth would set them free. As Jesus told them
when he was preparing to leave them before Pentecost, he would send them
something to lead them in his stead. At Pentecost, they received the
Spirit of Truth, which led them from that day forward.
Deep down inside, Bob Peryam wants Keys people, especially Keys women,
to know his weaknesses. What it might be like if he is sheriff, when he
has even more power and is a role model for his male deputies and
officers. He wants it known that he is vulnerable to blackmail and being
asked special favors from women he has sex with, and from their
families, especially from their parents. And that he encouraged Courtney
Kelley to apply for a job with the Sheriff’s Office, which she then did,
in “special ops,” but was turned down, which really upset him...Today'sFloridaKeysDrivel
|
|
 |
|
The
war protesters don't care about causing distraction and traffic
slowdowns. They are just a bunch of old hippies and hippie wannabes
trying to re-live what was a fun era. They know that what they are doing
is futile, but like other liberal schemes, it makes them feel good about
themselves while doing nothing about the problem. Peace, love and
eternal cosmic wisdom; lets all hold hands with the Islamo-facists and
sing kumbia. |
|
I
think is would be a good idea for them to pour a reinforced concrete
slab over the two or three sinkholes that continue to sink on Key
Deer Blvd. It’s going to be a shame to see the brand new surface keep
on sinking. It usually takes them about two years to repair each sink
hole. A slab would prevent new damage. |
|
I would like to offer my
thanks to Wright (I will not precede his name with a title he does not
deserve) for ensuring that Obama is not elected as our next
president. Thank you so very much for saving us even more embarrassment
and god knows what else if he was elected. |
|
If
the Mayan calendar predicts the end in 2010 and many other
psychics like Nostradamus and Edgar Casey also predict the end around
that time. I say, to hell with the state's sewer mandate. The world is
going to be in deep shit any way so save your money to buy another gun
and more ammo and a few other survival supplies. They will be more
useful. And even if it doesn't, we will be better prepared to have
another Boston tea party with these arrogant politicians. |
|
As a
result of falling polls Senator Obama has finally bowed to
political pressure and denounced Rev Wright. Obama said he and the Rev
share different world views. |
|
Tina Ramlow is in
Kentucky and doing better. She can see out of her left eye and
recognize her mother. She will be relocated to a therapy unit in
Louisville soon. |
|
[Monroe
Youth Challenge Program Volunteer Katrina Wiatt (right) sits with
students listening to a Holocaust Survivor at Student Awareness Day] In
almost a mantra “it didn’t start with the gas chambers” is what leaders
and Holocaust survivors repeated at the Student Awareness Day held April
11 in Miami. More than 100 high school students from Monroe County
public and private schools attended the one-day event mid April hosted
by the Holocaust Documentation and Education Center in partnership with
Miami-Dade County Public Schools as a living memorial through
education.
After watching a 45-minute video “Children Remember
the Holocaust” with Keanu Reeves in the introduction, students also
heard Holocaust Survivor Rita Hofrichter tell her story, Channel 10 News
Senior Political Reporter Michael Putney talk about prejudice and making
choices, as well as a former hate-crime convict Angela King talk about
life as a skinhead. Students sat 10 to a table, each with a survivor of
the Holocaust who told their story and answered questions with each
student during facilitated discussions.
Coral Shores High School Leadership Teacher Kay
McKenzie said, “With this new awareness, my students are now committed
to working on projects within their own school and community that will
address the issues of oppression, stereotyping, discrimination, and
violence.” The Student Awareness Day experience was made possible by
Monroe Youth Challenge Program and a donation toward transportation from
the Keys Jewish Community Center. MYCP is a project of the Monroe County
Education Foundation to foster acceptance, respect, and success in the
youth of Monroe County. For more information call Sunny Booker
305-797-1328 or go to
www.monroe.k12.fl.us/mycp |
|

I had to reload Windows and everything else after four years of using
it. It was a miserable experience, but I am really impressed with the
performance of all my software. Everything works so well I can hardly
believe it. Maybe an enema is good for computers once in a while. |
|
To all peace protestors.
Yes you have the right to protest but you lack the common sense to do it
safely. An intersection is not the place to create a distraction. Why don't
you move east or west a few blocks. You'll still be noticed. Passers by will
either like you, hate you, or not give a damn, but you'll be noticed. When I
drive through an intersection I'm more concerned with what other vehicles
are going to do than with reading your signs. Get away from the traffic
light and the cops will probably leave you alone. |
|
The deadline for publishing is 6am
Include Coconut Telegraph in the subject line of your email or our spam
filters will delete it and we can't read it.
More... |
|
Wednesday
April 30, 2008 |
|
 |
|
F5 on your keyboard to refresh the animations. |
|
Tuesday
April 29, 2009 |
|
[Dear
Commissioner Neugent] FKAA has been estimating water bills
instead of reading the meters. My neighbors have had this happen to them
too.
My bill over the past 12 months has averaged around
$35. FKAA’s estimate was $62.10. That is almost double and it is the
same with my neighbors. I was nominated to contact you about this. FKAA
double-talked me with water-speak so I still don’t understand what they
were saying to justify the increase.
I suspect this may be a sneaky way to permanently
increase our rates. Many people have their bills automatically debited
from their bank accounts and will not notice the huge increase until it
has been established as the new rate. If they were to honestly estimate
our bills they would be in the $35 range not doubled. Thanks for any
help. |
|
"Blah blah blah...petro
products...blah blah blah....petro prices...blah blah blah....petro
independence...blah blah blah" Snore. |
|
Is
Karl Rove secretly sending posts to Coconut Telegraph? On Monday
we read how the "Republican way" can lower oil prices. This is taking
"dumbing down" too far. We are not that stupid. We are finishing eight
years of Republican oil policy. The week before Bush's second
inauguration gas was $1.84 a gallon. On May 16, 2005 the average gas
price was $2.16 a gallon. Oil company profits for the year 2004 were
100 billion. They have increased each year since. Whose money was
spent to make up those profits? Who pays at the pump? Half of the oil
company profits for one year could cure the Social Security crisis and
provide basic health care for everyone. In fact, the cost of Bush's war
for two months (24 billion--12 billion a month) could solve Social
Security and Medicare problems for many years. Please, don't talk to me
about Republicans taking care of any of my problems. |
|
The county commission voted
to buy some run down housing for Key West’s affordable housing that
will need, who knows how much, more money to fix up in order to be
rented. Where’s my sewer? Stop spending my money. |
|

Rev Wright: “This is an attack on the black church.” He implies
that they should be treated differently but hollers when they are
treated differently. He can’t have it both ways. We don’t need two
Americas. I believe Rev Wright will be Obama’s Swift Boat moment and
cost him the election. |
|
There is another
candidate running for Commissioner--Carlos Rojas. His credentials
are very good. He is a college graduate, a family man, knows the
problems that each district faces and will not be bought off by the
developers. That is why he threw his hat into the ring in the first
place. McCoy has to go. So does Spehar. Make sure you get to know each
and every candidate and what they stand for before you cast your vote on
August 26. Carruthers will not be running until after the primary. The
Primary is the real test so make sure you vote in the Primary. You have
to be a Republican to vote for Sylvia Murphy in district 5,
Kim Wigington in district 1and Carlos Rojos in district 3. If all of
these candidates win we will have a good set of caring, smart, does
their homework, listens to the voters, will not spend our hard earned
tax dollars like drunken sailors commissioners. These candidates if
elected will know that our safety and welfare comes first before
restaurants, sinking of ships, airports, government centers, etc. |
|

If you haven't had a chance to see the new movie "Baby Mama" you
don't know what you're missing. It's a warm hearted, feel good comedy.
With all the crap going on in the world today, it was a great way to
spend a Sunday afternoon. |
|
Rev Wright is a super speaker, but when given time to reflect on his
snappy remarks I can only conclude that “Reverend Wright, you’re Wrong!” |
|

[The Mormons packing up their holy underwear for The End] The
Maya said to pack up for The End on October 21, 2010. The Seventh Day
Adventist had three such dates. When each date passed they simply made
up another date to keep the flock in fear and submissive. |
|
John McCain is against the new GI Bill. How is it that the
Republicans lead us to war, but it’s the Democrats that have to take
care of the returning troops while the Republicans get richer? We need
to give the GIs everything just like we did after WWII. |
|

You can now go online and enter two emergency contacts on your
Florida Drivers License (electronically) which can only be retrieved by
a police officer. This came about as a result of one woman's teenage
daughter being killed in a car accident and taking over five hours to
locate the mother to inform her. This way, if you are in an accident,
the police can run the drivers license and have the emergency info ASAP.
This is the link to fill out the Emergency Contact information.
https://www6.hsmv.state.fl.us/dlcheck/findcustomer |
|
I
just want to set the record straight on two issues. First: The
fundraiser I want to have for Talia is not to beat the DUI case in Court.
It's because Deputy Calhoun said he was going to set fire to her home if
she demanded a jury trial, which she did, and her trailer was burned
down 2 days before the Court date to set the trial. Deputy Calhoun did
not deny burning her trailer, moreover he told the Judge he was there.
Second: The case that
was "investigated" against Peryam 3 years ago was not without merit, nor
was it denied. Simply, the mother did not want to press charges or take
further action. Apparently she relied on the MCSO to discipline their
officer, which they failed to do. There is another similar complaint
against Peryam at the moment. There are simply too many of the same
type of offenses to mark this man as honest. I didn't file these
complaints, I'm just trying to educate voters. If you want another
Mauldin in office, so be it. As for me, I am a woman who is offended by
his behavior, he's married with children and was having this
relationship in the patrol car we supplied him. P.S. Peryam's gal had
an arrest record just like my friend Talia and more than 30% of Monroe
County residents do. ~ sandy@sandyforsheriff.com |
|

The environmentalists have been the major roadblock to new refineries.
There's a refinery still in the permitting process (out West) that has
been going on for thirty years. The government, as well, is another
major stumbling block. |
|
I’m scheduled to attend the
Florida Keys Contractors’ Association Meet the Candidates
get-together at Sombrero Country Club in Marathon. I confess to having
mixed feelings about being there. I mean, I’m the candidate who keeps
saying no more new development, period, the end. The candidate who says
the same for new development disguised as “redevelopment” when the
finished product looks nothing like the original footprint. The
candidate who says the fragile Keys have had all the development they
can stand, and no one who lives here can look in the mirror and honestly
argue otherwise. The candidate who says, yeah, if someone owns a
buildable lot and wishes to build his or her home on it and live here
full-time, then that should be allowed. But not to live here only
part-time. We don’t need any more part-time residents.
I realize this is an extreme position to take. Alas, extreme measures
are needed. We live in an environmentally sensitive and threatened area.
Look around at all the houses and condos already for sale in the Keys.
Thousands. Do we need more houses and condos here? You will never
convince me that we do. Do we need more vacation rentals, timeshares?
You will never convince me. Do we need more hotels? You will never
convince me. Do we need more shopping malls? You will never convince me.
What we need is more affordable rental housing. Affordable by
dictionary definition--not by developer or politician definition. Alas,
the price of Keys land is so high that it seems impossible for
contractors to build affordable rental housing and then make a profit
from renting at affordable rate.
Today'sFloridaKeysDrivel |

I wonder who was the first person to see Christ crucified on the
cross and say, “ Hey, that would make a great necklace!” |
|
Our family has had very
positive encounters with MCSO. You must be a bad guy to be
complaining. The Deputies are top notch, including our Sheriff Rick
Roth. Go pick on the Key West officers and leave our Editor alone, too,
punk. |
|

[10 Rules for Kids]
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.asp |
|
Finally a qualified opponent
running against Ileana Ros-Lehtinen. I believe it’s time for
Ileana to go. She has done nothing for the Keys and is against opening
Cuba.
http://www.annette2008.com/ |
|
Sunday
was a day off for everyone so I decided it was a perfect boat day.
We decided not to take the dogs, so we let them swim until they were
beat and put them back in the house to sleep it off. Cynderella and I
then loaded the boat and took off. The wind was blasting at 25 MPH so we
went to the back country. The backwaters of the Keys are like being in a
live nature show. Because of the wind we anchored on the lee side of an
island, and tucked ourselves close to hide from the wind. Mission
accomplished! We have been perfecting our new boat drink, the
Painkiller. It takes a lot of dedication and practice to succeed at this
but we are on our way to the perfect one.
While anchored just
off the mangrove island we see the wonderful wildlife start to unfold.
There were several cormorants hanging out in the lower levels, some
pelicans up higher and then we were entertained with an overhead
aerobatic display by two small birds that were mating in a synchronized
flight pattern. How amazing!
The cormorant is a pretty cool bird. These
guys are excellent swimmers because they chase fish underwater. In the
Orient, fishermen put a collar and leash around their neck to prevent
them from swallowing fish, then they’re tossed overboard to catch dinner
for their owner.
This day was definitely a 10 on a scale to
10. But then the boat ride home made it an eleven. We ran into a pod of
dolphins and were again given a Sea World show by these amazing mammals.
A toast to Mother Nature and to the sunset from my dock made this day
one I will not soon forget.
http://www.milemarker24.com/ |
|

I can't believe that we live in such a beautiful place and people don't
have anything to do with their own life that they have to try to hurt
others. I and a lot of others will be standing behind Mr. Peryam
forever. He is a wonderful person. I am a Peryam backer. I hope
Sandra
Downs can ride behind my car and
stare at my Peryam magnet all the way to Key West. |
|
If you think Obama’s a
liberal wait until you get a load of John McCain. Even Ann Coulter
refuses to vote for him. No Conservative is running in this election.
They went the way of the dinosaur. Thank heavens. If you want the
equivalent of George Bush running Vietnam back in the 60s, McCain’s your
man. As for me, no thanks, its a new world. |
|
Reverend
Wright is a very religious man. His religion, like others, believes
god created heaven, earth and man. Wright said in his speech yesterday,
"Louis Farrakhan is not my enemy. He did not put me in chains. He did
not put me in slavery. He did not make me this color."
Given his statements you must, or have to assume,
he is angry at people who "did" put him in chains, people who "did" put
him in slavery and whoever "did" make him "this color"! His god and his
parents made him "that" color, his own black African brothers put his
people in chains, to be traded for trinkets into slavery to whites.
"That" would have been called Really "deep and heavy" in days gone by.
Any wonder this dude spews hate from every pore? Read this post very
carefully to see if "you" are mentioned. Sen. Obama and his family spent
20 years at church adhering to, following and worshiping under this man.
Vote wisely! http://www.tucc.org/black_value_system.html
|
|
Do
you really think that we all don't want peace? Protesting on the corner
of US 1 and Key Deer Blvd is not going to change the fact that our
brothers, sisters, husbands, wives, etc are at the far corners of this
planet where the our government has sent them to do the jobs they signed
up for? Standing on the corner asking drivers to honk is not going to
stop the war. Put your energy into something more productive. When I
see you protesting it just makes by blood boil, but I get over it
quickly. |
|

[Malware 1] How do you delete the program file that was
infected? I'm having the same thing happen to me and I can't find what
I need to delete. (Lousy Tech Support: You need to scan your computer
with your up-to-date anti-virus software to locate the file. Then follow
the software’s recommendation.) |
|
[Malware 2] How do you get rid of bleeding edge malware?
(Lousy Tech Support: See Malware 1.) |
|

Tax rebates are supposed to start hitting the banks today in the
form of direct deposits. I have already spent mine on ammunition and
canned goods in the event of a depression or any other excuse someone
needs to come to my house uninvited or if the WD runs out of food from
people panic. |
|
[Protestors
at intersection] To hint that Bush and or Cheney are even aware at
this slightly silly demonstration is an example of inflated
self-importance. |
|
Has
anyone had any luck getting a large screen projection TV repaired
in the Summerland Key area? Mine has always had some wavy lines from
different camera angles during a show and the problem is getting worse.
Referrals would be greatly appreciated. |
| |
|
I’ve found the best way for your computer to get infected is by
downloading screen savers, pictures and opening email attachments—even
from trusted friends. Don’t even go online unless your security software
is on and up to date. |
|
[5
weeks left] Rationing will happen at first then the hard cores will
take all foods and store all for themselves. If you and I are not
"inside" these groups, we're dead. The racial wars will eliminate most
weak Whites, and the Blacks and Browns will make the country a New
Orleans all over the place. Canada will declare war against us, and arm
the borders, but will fall to the hordes who think they can hide in the
woods, which will be useless. Mexico will invade the US, and so will the
rest of any third world country. Our military will follow orders as
usual, but most will say screw it and head to their families. It will
turn into a Road Warrior existence in a matter of days, with all power
off, all commercial trucking stopped; all warehousing robbed, and water
pumping down. Food will be gone in hours. Fuel too. All Nuke power
plants will, hopefully, go to automatic shutdown. Bridges will be
destroyed to try and protect areas. Sail boats will be a fought over
item for those who think Water World is viable--it is not. The whole
world will fall apart and the harbored hatred will surface and revenge
will be the order of the day. Then the bugs take over because the sewage
systems won't be working, then typhoid and the other Dark Age diseases
will take their tolls. Nothing will have any value except to the nitwits
who think Gold and Silver will do something. Money will be burned for
heat, medical aid and supplies will disappear in hours, and fire will
destroy most cities and their infrastructure, computer systems and data
bases. Libraries will go too. Religion will only mark those weak enough
to expose themselves. They will be easy pickings. Firearms will only
tell others where you are. The ragging masses starving for eatables will
strip everything like army ants. The human race will cease as a
functioning mass. All this in 4 or 5 weeks. Then the bad stuff
starts. There's no place to hide! |
|

[Peryam sex scandal] That complaint was almost three years ago]
Maybe Bobby has learned to get a hotel room to screw in instead of the
back of a Squad car. |
|
Does this show how nuts this
Sal Gutierrez person is? He is even after Ed now and 75% of the
readers. Go back to Tampa, Sal with your foul, dirty mouth. ~keyscares@yahoo.com |
|
[No
Global Warming] Did Al Gore write in about global warming? It sure
sounded like him. He is so wrong and is causing lots of bad governmental
decisions to be made in order to quiet down the people he has
frightened. Can you say ethanol and biofuels? And what about the hybrid
cars? Half of them now get worse gas mileage than standard ones, but the
government pays big rebates dollars out to encourage people to buy
them. And I know this will come as a shock to some, but the ice caps
have melted before- many times, and will continue to do so. If you
really worry about global warming- live in a tent, don't drive, lose
weight, don't smoke, and try not to breath or fart (reducing CO2 and
methane). All I ask is that you leave the rest of us alone. |
|
[War has never solved
anything] Except for ending slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism. |
|
 |
|
I guess since thousands of
truck drivers in Washington D.C. honked their horns to protest
the high cost of fuel that means there’s people here in Big Pine that
want justice. Like the war protestors, they want the truck drivers to be
ticketed too. Be forced to drive their trucks somewhere else and think
the drivers are nothing more then showoffs. Those damn truck drivers.
Another case of America’s free speech being abused, right folks? They
don’t like the cost of fuel. I guess it’s too damn bad. Right, whinebags? |
|

I watched the Right Rev. Jeremiah Wright shuckin' and jivin' at
the National Press Club yesterday morning. It suddenly struck me that
this is Sanford and Son--The Movie. |
|
Ms. Carruthers
is gay and she is running for County Commission. Her personal life is
her business, but in the middle and upper keys, her being gay will be a
problem. Doing the things she has done with FIRM is great, but that
does not qualify her for being a County Commissioner. She has had a lot
of help from all of the good people with FIRM. Ask her what she knew
about the problems up in the middle and upper Keys? She, I am sure, does
care about others, but that is not the only qualification to be a good
County Commissioner. From what I have heard, she will not allow men to
stay at her business, does not like straight women. She is a very angry
gay woman, and is using the Commissioner's seat to get to Ron Saunders
seat? Has anyone else heard these things? ~keyscares@yahoo.com |
|
Some years ago, Cadillac Jack lost a
large portion of his calf from a brown recluse bite . It
took almost a year and special doctors to complete the healing,
but he still had a big chunk of his leg missing. Be
careful where you put your hands. They like dark spaces and
woodpiles. The Brown recluse is tiny, only about ¾ inch, but it
does big damage. |
 |
 |
|
|
So "govwatch"
is the same culprit who does the local sludge fest web site that
trashed Ms. Popham. This dud(e) is even more twisted than I first
thought. Now he’s admitted that he’s fascinated with male genitalia.
Not only that, but from what he said yesterday it looks like he may be a
pee pee peeper. Ed, I don’t know if you’re male, female or perhaps a
penguin, but this govwatch drooler now claims that he has knowledge of
your genitalia. Judging from his picture, he should wipe his face.
Plus, he claims similar knowledge of 75% of your readers. I’m thinking
that this sad sack may have been running around peeping on cold
mornings. Can he be looking for a little “you show me, I’ll show you”
action? I wonder if he’s a Jim Dandy at the Larry Craig shuffle. I
doubt that he has the intestinal fortitude to admit that he treated Ms.
Popham dishonestly, or that he’ll apologize. He and Coleman make a
spiffy couple. ~wmac1@bellsouth.net |
|
[Interest
in male genitalia] I too have male genitalia but that does not
translate into an interest in yours or anyone else's. You seem like the
kind of person that would stick those Truck Nutz on your car but deny
that they are some kind of signal to other guys interested in the same
subject. I also suspect that your 75% figure is invalid as it is likely
that 50% of the readers here are female, but that is just a guess on my
part as I don't pull statistics out of thin air and parade them as
truth. |
|
I read with great dismay the
true hatred and ignorance of some Keys residents yesterday. Let me
address two topics. One, you people bashing the cops need to get a
life. Do you have any idea what they put up with on a daily basis?
Perhaps it’s people like you that give them a bad attitude. And Kim,
you should know better, being that your father works for the
department. You know damn well that most of them are good people, and
are not how you described. Shame on you.
Second, govwatch05, my making a negative comment on
one of your delusional, psycho friends was not an invite to add me to
your e-mail list. You left, so perhaps it's time to stop the ignorant
comments also. Leave the comments for those of us who did not run away,
and actually call this town home. |
|

I didn't know you had competition? Ha! Maybe you can sue for copy
write infringement. Call Colman!
http://www.conchonline.com/ |
|
I
went to Kingston’s Clam bar this weekend and it was great. The
food was great, the pool was great and the service was great and I might
add the prices were not bad at all. |
|
The deadline for publishing is 6am Include Coconut
Telegraph in the subject line of your email or our spam filters will
delete it and we can't publish it.
More... |
|
Tuesday April
29, 2009 |
|
 |
|
F5 on your keyboard to refresh the animations. |
|
Monday
April 28, 2008 |
|
On
my way to go play a gig at Geiger Key Marina, I always used to see an
elderly black man that fished off of a small bridge and parked his white van
along side of the road. On this particular day he was laying on his back
next to the van unconscious. Now living in the keys for five years I had
seen people laying in the street before. One in the Avenues I almost ran
over. But all of them were highly intoxicated which here is commonplace.
This older gentleman, however, was not. I immediately called 911 from my
cell phone and while doing so another party had stopped and was giving him
CPR. I was absolutely amazed at the incredible response time from the EMTs.
They were there in less than five minutes, despite the fact that I did not
even know the actual name of Boca Chica road that we were on. Later that
evening I called the Cudjoe Sheriff to see if this man had expired. To their
credit, the dispatcher would not tell me one way or the other. I told her
that I had no vested interest or agenda, I simply would like to know the
outcome. I had stopped and talked to him on more than one occasion and he
was a very nice and articulate man. She said that she could not release any
information prior to an investigation being completed. Reading between the
lines, I then knew that he did not make it. On my way home there was a
Sheriff there and three people of African-American descent (I was not
politically correct in using the term 'black' before but then again I am
still called “white” and have no problem with it.) standing near the van. I
pulled over and asked them if the gentleman had made it and they confirmed
what I already knew. I told them that I was the one to find him and call for
help. They were extremely grateful to me and asked me for my address and
info so they could thank me properly. I was a little taken back by that
because I told them, "I would like to think that were it me, that you or he
would have done the same so ‘proper’ thanks is not needed." The popular
phrase One
Human Family
should be accepted not just as a sexual orientation
banner but taken verbatim. We are all in this together is the way I see it.
But the things I took away from this experience were our mortality and a new
found respect for the safety force that we have here. |
|
[Ranting about politics that they can do nothing about] It’s just the
opposite, my friend. Politics is the one thing we can do something about.
That’s what a democracy is all about; the ability to have a voice in our
government. We need information to vote. No one on television is more
qualified or more important than an informed citizen. And I read many very
well informed citizens right here on BPK.com. Maybe you should continue to
read about body functions and let the big guys continue worrying about
restoring greatness to our country. |
|
[Gas
prices] Do we want to reduce gas prices, do we want to eliminate our
dangerous dependence on foreign oil, or perhaps do we want to reduce or
eliminate our dependence on petroleum as an energy source en toto? I
think that the answers are Yes, and Yes and Yes again. Harry Reid has just
said “Republican leaders have proposed the same old solution: drill, drill,
drill.” Reid and the Democrats have opposed any Republican initiative to
exploit our own resources. They assert that expansion of supply will not
yield lower prices or diminish demand. The Democrats urge government
enforcement of increased fuel economy for vehicles, taxing the oil
companies, denying expansion of drilling on
U.S.
soil, promoting, and subsidizing the development of alternate energy
sources. In essence, the Democrat solution is to make the use of petro
products prohibitively expensive. The Republican approach is to increase
supply while encouraging development of alternate ways of providing the
energy we require. These approaches should not be mutually exclusive.
The Dem idea would, by law, require that the use of gas
and oil would diminish. Gas and oil prices would further escalate. It would
ensure that tourists would not travel, and that food prices would further
escalate. Recreational use of internal combustion powered vehicles/vessels
would virtually cease. The Dems approach would require inflicting more
taxes so as to support the added costs of government to support the
new regulations. Simply put, the Dem approach is specifically designed to
inflict so much pain on you that you will have to forego the use of petro
products. We can expect side effects from the Dem approach. We would see
fewer restaurants cluttering up Key West,
no smelly bothersome tourists competing for spots to park our bikes.
Imagine traffic free travel on US1 and empty waters and sky for those us who
could comply with the regulations du jour. Our islands would be
glutted with empty condos and empty rental properties. Voila, our vexing
affordable housing problem would be history. The very rich would be our only
tourists.
The Republican approach would drive down prices by
increasing supply. An excellent result in the short term, but it might
seduce us into ignoring the likelihood that the earth will tap out on oil,
perhaps in our lifetimes. The danger is that we would fail to aggressively
develop new energy sources. It’s pretty obvious to me that we need a little
of both approaches, with the emphasis on guaranteeing American petro
independence while developing alternative methods of powering our lives. |
|
The
Peak Oil phenomenon predicts rising prices while oil users bid on
reduced supplies of cheap oil. The important part of the peak oil phenomenon
is the part that says cheap oil no longer exists. Sure you can
struggle to turn shale into gasoline. Or you can burn ethanol which is a
product that costs energy to produce and offers less energy than gasoline
when burned. The problem is these solutions are expensive and will not
reduce the cost of energy. They hold out false hope that we can continue to
be profligate in our use of fossil fuels. They allow people to think the day
of reckoning can be postponed.
Do you know anyone who has radically changed their
lifestyle thanks to gasoline at $4 a gallon? People in third world countries
are starving; all we are doing is complaining. We have a lot further
downhill to go. And we still won't even try to conserve petroleum! |
|
Ms Carruthers is not running
for gay commissioner she is running for County commissioner. What’s your
problem with her personal life? She’s the best candidate and I’m very glad
she’s running. Through her efforts at FIRM she has already proven her
leadership abilities and her ability to care for others. We need more
candidates of her caliber. Would your homophobic little mind be more restful
if we elected another lame straight person who’s in the pocket of
developers? |
|

I’d like to know what business called the cops on the protesters.
Using the police to stop peace protest is too third world for me to sit idly
by. I want to know what business to shun. People complained about the peace
protestors in the 1970s and history proved we were right! |
|
[Protestors at intersection are
nothing but attention whores] The writer suggests they move somewhere
else where they won’t be so noticeable. I’m sure Bush and Chaney would like
that to happen too. In case it’s too difficult for you to understand protest
and the Constitution, I’ll write it slowly: the purpose of a protest is to
be n-o-t-i-c-e-d! |
|

After Chelsea returned
from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.
Chelsea said
she had a wonderful time and thinks she's in love.
Hillary said, 'You didn't have sex, did you?'
Chelsea said,
'Not according to Dad.' |
|
Mexican Word of the Day:
Bishop. Example: My wife fell in the store and I had to pick the bishop. |
|
So
far about a dozen people have claimed to have been there and witnessed
someone receiving a ticket for honking their horn at the peace protest.
Not one person has stepped forward to say "I received a ticket for honking
my horn at the peace protest". Wonder why? Didn't happen? Did cars get
tickets for other infractions after they were pulled over for honking their
horns? Maybe. Honking your horn is not free speech. Your horn is a safety
device on your vehicle.
The 2007 Florida Statutes 316.271 Horns and warning devices. (3) The driver
of a motor vehicle shall, when reasonably necessary to ensure safe
operation, give audible warning with his or her horn, but shall not
otherwise use such horn when upon a highway. |
|
[Sheriff’s candidate
associating with a convicted felon] Read all about it. Sandra Downs
seems to have taken her defamation claim to a whole new level. She is now
associating with a convicted felon, having dinner with them, attending court
with them and wanting to have a fund raiser with the local community to help
her beat a case in court. She wants to be the top cop yet she is supporting
criminals. She is interviewing the criminals and only obtaining their side
of the story. Then she is going to blast the cop in the media based on a
criminal’s story. She's the one always wanting someone to come and talk
with her; maybe she should go talk to people and produce factual
statements. ~evaniser@comcast.net |
|

[More bar wisdom] Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home
early do. |
|
Rev Jeremiah Wright appeared before the National
Press Club this morning and was great. What a quick mind. He gave all the
right answers to the national presses' questions and never once backed down
from anything he's ever said. It's such a surprise to hear someone actually
say what they think. |
|
[Peace
Rally] Keep up the good fight. They threw things at us, beat us and tear
gassed us in the 70s when we protested that war. We knew we were right and
we still do. Going against the government is dangerous, but sometimes we
have to fight for democracy against the false patriots. |
|
I wrote
in asking the URL for Sal's site and Ed answered http://keylargo.com/.
That is not true. Click it yourself. It goes to a website advertising
hotels, fishing trips, airlines, and other tourist attractions. Does anyone
know the URL for the gossip column that used to be advertised here? Sal had
a banner ad on here with his photo and said something like "Take no
prisoners". It was funny as hell. I never book marked it because it was
always on this site. I would read both this site and his site every day.
Both are hilarious. (Ed: keylargokey.com) |
|

There is something going around the web about the Mormons being told to have
their "Mormon 72 Hour Survival Kits" (which includ their holy
underwear) ready no later than 1 July 2008. What is this crap all about? |
|
[Big Pine Peace Rally
attention whore] One who cares enough to stand there for one hour a week
with a passion. And American’s hope for peace. End the war. Bring them home
alive! |
|

[Crocodile] The Croc nest was in Lower Sugarloaf. Turn at the
blinking light then go 3 – 4 streets just past the little bridge on the
right side. The eggs were taken away for incubation, but mom and dad are
still out there, however I do not know how territorial Crocs are. If I came
back to find my eggs gone I’d be peeved-off. |
|
Ok, Ok, I read a couple really
dumb postings yesterday. Blaming the democrats for the hike in gas
prices has no foundation whatsoever. But the scary thing to me is there are
still people out there that think that global warming is some kind of hoax.
How can you think that? The
Larsen A and Larsen B
ice shelves in Antarctica are gone. Now the melting of
this ice did not significantly displace the ocean sea level because this was
'floating' ice. However, the glaciers all of the world are disappearing at a
rate the greatest scientists are having trouble calculating. As the melting
increases, the water is undermining them and speeding up the process. This
will increase the sea levels rapidly. Some projections say 5 feet within 50
years, other more horrifying predictions call for as much as 20' within the
next 100 years. Most of us will not be around to see this, but if you don't
have waterfront property now, you may in the future. The thing is that what
we are seeing now is a result of the CO2 produced in the 50's and 60's and I
scoff at those who say: "we must do something now". In my humble opinion, it
is already too late. The country of China is quickly becoming like our
western society.
I am not sure but I think it is safe to say that they
comprise minimally one-quarter of the earth's population. If there will be
a fossil fuel burning vehicle in every garage, we are toast for sure. We had
the technology 30 years ago to get away from the CO2 production we have had
for the last few decades. It hurts me to hear my son tell me that he is not
sure that he wants to bring a child into this world.
Our situation will worsen I believe. The price of food and goods will have
to increase across the board to compensate for the delivery costs. It is
only to be expected. We can no longer use the term "slow as a glacier"
either. The earth has experienced several ice ages prior to our presence.
Imagine if a natural occurrence expedites this whole process? I am not a
doomsayer but there are other more subtle hints to support this scenario,
changes in weather patterns, etc. There was a movie made a few years ago,
and while the story-line was decidedly lame; the basis of the climate change
has some foundation. The ocean currents are strongly responsible for the
weather patterns on this planet. Our presence here is nothing short of a
miracle, everything is a huge coincidence. The distance from our star, the
single large moon that orbits us, the atmosphere that protects us from
extreme radiation from space, etc.
It is a miracle that we are here to experience the
incredible duality of our lives. The insignificance of our race vs. the day
to day lives that we lead. The joy of achievements and gain and the pain of
loss. In the big scheme of things, it doesn’t mean a thing. So to think that
global warming is a hoax is pure lunacy. Hell, when they start producing ads
with Nancy Pelosi and Newt Gingrich sitting on a couch and agreeing on
something that should be your first clue! |

A crazy father kept his daughter as a sex slave in the cellar for 24
years. She's never seen the sun! Boy, talk about arrested development. I
imagine we will hear more of this |
|
Being a Muslim is being
a sworn enemy to all non-Muslims. Their message: Follow the Koran or
die!
All of Islam is the enemy and even if individual Muslims do not like it,
they have to do what they are told or die!
We are in deep crap just as is the rest of the world is. The Islamic
people are out breeding every other religion, infiltrating all countries and
using social intermingling to merge into societies.
They will win. |
|
I
wonder why some moron would be operating a chipper at 8:30 at night on a
Sunday night in the vicinity of Key Deer Blvd and Pond Lane (just beyond
the road prison). It's real dark out right now to be chipping in the dark.
He must really need to clear that lot before Monday morning! |
|
Someone is blaming
the high price of oil on John Kerry and Ted Kennedy? That’s it folks the
dumbing-down of America is complete, |
|

[Change] What is Obama going to change? The way Washington does
business? Politics? I don’t think any of us are that naive. Chang is only a
word. I’ll not elect someone based on a word. If you really want change vote
for Ron Paul. Or as CNN calls it, he Ron Paul “Revolution.” |
|
[Voting for the
Green Living Awards now open] GLEE is proud
to announce that 200 individuals, businesses and policy makers were
nominated for GLEE’s 1st Annual Green Living Awards! The 58
nominees who took the time to write up and turn in a submission can be found
on GLEE’s website:
www.keysGLEE.com. GLEE is proud of all the great examples happening here
amongst our islands. While receiving the final award is a great achievement,
the spirit of the Green Living Awards is to share the great sustainable
efforts going on right here, right now. Voting ends Wednesday, May 7th. |
|
The
dumbass post I read was that the people that stand on the corner and hold
signs for peace are just trying to draw attention to themselves. I
don't think so. The mentality of a "law-officer" is a reality that most
people just cannot figure out either. These rotund deputies that cruise our
islands are endowed with power and machismo that most do not understand.
When they put on their uniforms and strap on there Bat Belt that has a gun,
an ERD or taser, an asp (which replaced the Billy club) and so on; they feel
a sense of power and arrogance, in some cases, that we simply cannot relate
to. Just watch an episode of
Cops
and recognize the aggressiveness they
display when they end a high speed chase. Why? Because that individual they
were pursuing has completely ignored their authority as a peace officer. And
that in the simplest of words: it pisses them off; and combined with the
adrenaline rush they are experiencing---look out. Giving out tickets for
beeping your horn to support a peaceful rally?!? They are like Eric Cartman
from Southpark---you must respect their authority! |
|
No, this is the
best country song on the Internet.
Trailer Park Woman by Pinkard & Bowde |
|
Firefighters
were unable to douse an early morning blaze in time because copper
fittings worth a mere $8 had been stolen from all five fire hydrants on the
block. As a result, Jerry Malberg lost his mother’s house near Rock Springs
Road.
Firefighters unable to save house due to copper thieves |
|
Bad politics, food shortages,
human’s waste, oil greed, ocean destruction, global warming; why doesn't
the real truth as to why all this crap is happening be the number one topic
everywhere: Overpopulation! Save the planet, get fixed. |
|
I
would still like to find my old friend Stan Becher. If anyone knows
his whereabouts, other than some bar in Ecuador please let me know. I don’t
think the guy in Indiana is him. Email to
terelbel@yahoo.com |
|
The
poster who said it was the oil companies’ fault for high gas prices
because they won't build more refineries is a moron. The liberals in this
country won't let them build new refineries. Oil companies do not set the
price for oil. Supply and demand does and OPEC. All oil companies do is look
for more oil, but they are blocked by the left-wing environmentalist in this
country like the Sierra Club. They are the ones responsible for this crisis
not oil companies. |
|
Cops
are the chained mad dogs of the administration. It can be in
Zimbabwe, Budapest, or Big Pine Key. These brainless vermin have no
conscience. They will do whatever their handlers tell them to do.
Knowingly, they trample the rights of citizens, and not one of them have the
guts to tell their boss "Hey man, that's not right!" According to what I
read on this page sheriff Roth lied like a rug. Eye witnesses back up the
ticketing.
More than a few years
back there was a traffic slow down on BPK, a friend of mine was on the way
to the Moose, and slowed down to make the turn onto Wilder. A deputy gave
him a ticket for impeding traffic. Ain't that a load of crap? |
|
(MCSO
Arrest
and Mug Shot site)
I had the same thing happen to me and when I
tried to access the site it said denied due to Bleeding edge proxy. I found
out it was a Malware problem that was downloaded automatically to my program
file when I had downloaded an online screen saver. I deleted it and sure
enough it was the problem.
Arrest
Reports Mug Shots |
|
[Peryam sex scandal] That
complaint was filed and looked into almost three years ago. It was
found to be un-worthy of any action by MCSO. So let’s see, 20 plus years of
service--1 complaint--looked into and found un-worthy of any action. Ms
Sandy, that’s just not enough to say all those bad things you and Sloan are
saying. I could never vote for either one of you for anything and I hope you
lose your anger and mean streak. It’s no way to go through life. This will
be my last word on any thing you or Sloan has to say. |
|

I called 911 to report a medical emergency about one year ago. They
went to the wrong house on the wrong street. I was on the line the whole
time filling in whatever information I could. Then the dispatcher questioned
me on my location. I stated where I was, which was where I was calling from.
She then stated that is not what was coming up on her locator. I then said
your information is incorrect. I then retold her my location. They then
arrived. This probably cost 5 minutes. The address that came up was a
completely different street. At least it was on the same island. If they
listened to me they would have gotten here quicker. They are only as good as
the technology they have available and the person on the line. Luckily for
me time was not critical in this situation. |
|
“It
is Incongruous to me that Jim Scholl and Mark Rossi were
invited to help the embattled Louis LaTorre by the defense attorney.
Are they not drinking buddies? How could an intelligent jury accept their
testimony? All three are well known to enjoy their alcohol. Staying out
until 2:30AM, drinking, means trouble for anyone, including the infamous
three.”
(Jim is Key West’s City Manager, Mark is a City Commissioner. Also with them
that night was Morgan McPherson, Mayor of Key West, who also testified in
Louis’ behalf, according to the most recent
Keynoter
issue.)
Today'sFloridaKeysDrivel |
|
What happens when you honk
for war? |
|
[Local
entertainer featured on Good Morning America] Howard Livingston and his
Mile Marker 24 Band were featured on Good Morning America with weatherman
Sam Champion during a live broadcast from Key Largo on Friday. This marks
the second time Livingston and his group have been featured on national
television. Last year they performed live on CBS's The Early Show in Mallory
Square in Key West. (Photo courtesy of Andy Newman) |
|
[Interest in male genitalia
in general] Maybe my interest in them is because I have some, unlike the
editor of this website and 75% of its viewers. ~govwatch05@tampabay.rr.com
|

Ed, what, or where, is the photo on Sunday's banner? That is a
beautiful picture. (Ed: It is the boat ramp at the end of Kohen on Big
Pine Key) |
|
The 1940s were so innocent.
This is a good example of 40’s entertainment. The Potato Salad song and
dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DJVSP3N5a4 |
|
[Politics
of personal destruction?] The poster who suggests that Obama or McCain
would lead by gravitating toward the center is way out in left field. Obama
is the quintessential liberal. He is the most left voting member of the
Senate. McCain is, at best, a scant Republican. Far too many of his votes,
positions and promises come from the far left of the Republican spectrum of
beliefs. I question what motivates the poster to suggest that the white
American voter is “frightened” by “centuries of racial stereotypes”. Does
Obama or his campaign frighten the poster? Should the poster be frightened
by Obama or his campaign? I ask our readers if they are frightened by Obama
or his campaign, should they be? If they are, are they frightened by his
ancestry or by his promises? Is the poster suggesting that anyone who
doubts Obama’s policies, history, or positions is a racist? Is anyone who
votes against or disagrees with Obama a racist? What does it mean when
polls tell us that in certain areas virtually 100% of black voters voted for
Obama over Hillary? I wonder if the posters liberal ethos is validated by
supporting Obama just because Obama is of mixed race/ancestry. Just what in
the hell does the poster mean when he says that big corporate Republicans
are “gobbling up mom and pop Republicans”? This middle class pop Republican
can find no bite marks with the Republican brand affixed to them. In fact
this little old pop Republican is damned happy to have the big Republican
fish protecting my back and back pocket from the Democrat piranhas who would
chew up my wallet.
The poster seems to suggest
that our Constitution is in need of “evolution”. I disagree on this issue
as well. The Constitution, and the 10 Commandments are similar in that they
regulate mans behavior. Each of these foundational structures is nearly
perfect and complete in and of themselves. Neither of these structures can
be idly modified. “Evolution” of the Constitution is simply a bland way of
saying that government should be permitted to further intrude into your
life.
I find it cautionary and
reprehensible that the poster suggests a moral equivalence between
“unchecked” capitalism and “raw” communism. The poster, undoubtedly an
Obama supporter, tells us he is able to look deep into the hearts of
Americans and he sees that we Americans know that we are at a “transitional
crossroad”. The poster is urging us to make a hard left turn. This poster
urges us to follow a
new Chicago
politician who is nothing more than a knock-off of the Pied Piper of
Hamelin. This Piper has no demonstrable record of leadership; he shows us
only vague promises. His record reveals only a devotion to liberal causes.
This Piper has
shown us his penchant for choosing friends and associates of less than
stellar character--indeed terrorists. His spouse has denied pride in our
nation. This Piper has
shown himself to be an elitist who holds middle-Americans in disdain. What
can I say about his Pastor, “Goddamn America” Wright? This Piper promises
us more taxes, regulation, and socialism.
Like the Piper of Hamelin, this Piper’s tune is full of
empty promise and can only deliver a song of sorrow for our nation. This
little mom and pop Republican middle class family is still here and will
cast at least two votes for the left of right old, crusty, irascible, war
hero, and maverick patriot John McCain. |
|
The deadline for publishing is 6am.
Include Coconut Telegraph in the subject line of your email or our spam
filters will
delete it and we can't publish it.
More... |
|
Monday April 28,
2008 |
|
 |
|
F5 on your keyboard to refresh the animations. |
|
Sunday
April 27, 2008 |
|
I
was one of the supporters holding signs last Saturday at the
intersection on US1. A business nearby (who previously has called the
police) and did again, had the police come over and give us a warning
for "provoking" the cars driving by to honk their horns. We explained
that we had no power over whether or not the people in cars wanted to
state their support by honking. Also we no longer held signs saying
"honk 4 peace" due to a past problem. Then the police parked right next
to where we were standing and started to pull over many cars after they
honked. We even went so far as to walk over to the radio station and ask
them to put a warning out to drivers about the ticketing. We know they
gave some cars only warnings because we asked a driver. The kid who did
get a ticket was our friend and the officer saw us talking to him while
he was stopped at the light. This seemed as if he was being made an
example of; and we neither appreciated this or thought justice was being
properly used in this situation.
We have a right to freedom of speech. If you don’t
agree with our beliefs then keep driving. If you support us then please
just give a friendly wave or peace sign. I’m pretty sure these actions
aren’t against the law. This officer obviously didn’t agree with our
beliefs, but since he has a badge and a gun he is automatically allowed
to have the upper hand and be right whether or not he actually is. This
Saturday we had no problems with the law and things went very smoothly
because this issue is the talk of the town. More people than ever drove
by "showing support". Also, the business that called the police wasn’t
even open Saturday, obviously realizing we aren’t easy to get rid of. We
will continue to fight for what we believe in. |
|

[Honking is dangerous] This statement could not be truer. I
honked a set of outstanding hooters at my favorite watering hole and
received a black eye for my admiration. |
|
The
oil companies are responsible for our current plight because they
refused to build new refineries. This was alleged in last week’s
Congressional hearings. It’s not just us shouting “conspiracy” they are
shouting it in Congress. Big oil knew everything that was going on to
create this situation. Why should they try to prevent it? They don’t
care about Americans only money. |
|

We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
election. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to
a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer. On
the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge
chest who owns a beer distributorship. Is there a contest here? |
|
It’s refreshing when events
play out as they should. Several months ago the “Amazing Jerry Man”
mouthpiece, developer lackey extraordinaire, and putative string
puller of our infamous Gang of Three filed a complaint with the Florida
Ethics Commission accusing Ms. Sherry Popham of unethical conduct. Ms.
Popham had been a member of the Planning Commission. In that capacity
she had championed rule changes that minimized profit potential for
certain clients of the The Amazing Jerry Man. One wonders if the filing
was nothing more than a fit of pique, or perhaps it was nothing more
than raw thuggery. A local web site allied itself with Coleman and
published incredibly derogatory items concerning Ms. Popham. I must
note that it appears that the operator of the aforementioned web site
seems to have a consuming (no pun intended) interest in male genitalia
in general, and the size thereof in particular. The relationship
between Coleman and this web site operator is perplexing. One wonders
who is pulling the strings (or whatever).
The Ethics Commission has ruled that Coleman's
complaint was devoid of merit! What do you think folks, how long will
Ms. Popham have to wait to receive the apology that she deserves from
Coleman et al? Perhaps filing a bar complaint against Coleman should be
considered. As I understand it anyone can file such a complaint, and
you don’t have to be the aggrieved party. |
|

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, ''Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' |
|
Sloan Bashinsky got his information on the Peryam sex scandal
from the front page of this week's edition of Key West the Newspaper
which if you haven't seen, can be viewed online at kwtn.com. Sloan got
his information there, as well as from the 7 page handwritten letter
from the witness/mother.
The problem with people that don't want to admit Peryam is a Spitzer (an
impeccable person in public, but his private activities are completely
hypocritical of everything he supports) is they perpetuate this problem.
Like the gay-bashing Senators that turn out to be closet gays, like the
pedophile priests, like Mark Foley, Gov Spitzer and Rev Swaggert. Do
you really think people weren't sick to their stomach when they learned
the truth about these "honorable" men? First comes the denial, then the
cover-ups, then the shame.
The reason the Peryam scandal needed to be exposed is Peryam put himself
into a ripe position to be blackmailed. What might he have done to pay
off the girl if she threatened to go public? What public funds might
have been used to bribe the family? When someone is in charge of
$44,000,000? That's a lot of cash to pay off the | |