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August 2007


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Friday August 31, 2007

In the July 27 Edition of the News Barometer under "Feds nail two feral cats so far" it reports that, "They have trapped some raccoons and other small animals, all of which have been released". In the recent August 24 edition, the Feds announced, "we have determined that removal of both cats and raccoons from target habitat will be necessary". They report 34 removed so far. So that means the first time they were less than truthful. It is very interesting to know the level of honesty of our public servants, who spend millions and millions of our hard earned tax dollars, is so low.

We need some new management at our local Fish and Wildlife office. --EhriguanaXX@aol.com

Thank you Commissioner Neugent for taking the time to let the general public know what you think and where you are coming from. I want to let you know, the citizens here in Monroe County do appreciate all that you do for our county.

[sex scandal] All Washington politicians, regardless of party affiliation should be forced to leave their gonads in their home states.  If you go back to the '70's the sex scandal history is itself scandalous.  Each political party giggles with glee like foolish little girls when a member of the opposition party gets caught with his/her hand in the…the..well, let's just say the “cookie jar”. Each party revels in the perception that they gain power when the opposition is embarrassed.  Just a little checking though history shows that the shameful "score" is just about even, both in numbers of episodes and in the manner of misbehavior.  Many of these scandals are precipitated by revenge or by the hue and cry of sexual misconduct as political war.  These scandals cost you and me millions of dollars (try to imagine the costs of the Clinton imbroglio).  These sexual misfits deserve the scorn of Dems and Reps alike.  By the way, hi Betty!

[persecuted like Jews] How can a man, who finally got caught with an illegal rental unit, complain about it and then think he’s got it as bad as the Jews in the Holocaust? In the 15 years you’ve been renting illegally, haven’t you ever heard it mentioned that living below flood plane is illegal?

A shout out to all of you. I hear that on 16 Dec thru 1 Jan the state of Florida will have additional police units in the Keys. So I hope everybody takes heed of this warning and be safe out there.
I have noticed that the houses down here are way, way over priced. I don't know how somebody can try and sell a 900 square foot home for $300,000. It just amazes me how these people try to get that much money for a piece-of-crap home. I know it’s the Keys and everything, but I still do not understand how they are trying to sell it for so much. I live in a brand new home (built in 2006) that has over 4,000 sq. ft under air and I paid less than half of what some of these people are asking for there homes. I am even in a gated community. So could someone please explain this concept? I would truly appreciate it.




[Ernest
Hemingway House]
  Hundreds of thousands of people visit the Hemingway House every year to see the famous 6-toed cats.  The U.S. Department of Agriculture wants to put the Hemingway cats in cages or inside an electric fence to confine them.  Why don't the Feds grow up and leave the cats alone?  If it's not broken, don't fix it.  Get a life Feds!  I know that cats are easy targets and job security for you all, but please do something worthwhile with our tax dollars instead of harassing the Hemingway House.  

The guy on his back in the weeds is yours truly, the other, not quite finished falling down yet, is my monkey, Junebug. We just fell out of the side hack at 80 MPH, neither of us got a scratch. I only had to replace the handlebar on the bike. We won the main event!
I truly feel that it is for the safety for our Military personnel who enter those homes in Iraq. Everyday our US forces are shot at by snipers and every other crazy over there. It is imperative that we continue to do what we are doing! Maybe one day they will get the message.  

If you interested in being involved in your community and meeting new people, come join the festivities for an Easter Seals fund raising event and meet some of your local area Realtors at the upcoming Key West Assoc. of Realtors (KWAR) Sept 13th at Century 21 Prestige Realty Group 3718 N. Roosevelt Blvd. Admission is $5 for KWAR members and $7 for non-members. There will be a 50-50 raffle to raise money for Easter Seals and door prizes. Monies raised in Monroe County stays in Monroe County. To quote the great Howard Livingston, "the Margaritas will flow like water; the girls keep getting hotter and hotter". A good time will be had by all. Bring your designated driver. Hope to see you there!

[persecuted like the Jewish people of World War II] What idiot could possible compare an illegal enclosure with the Holocaust?




I just got a call from some telemarketer saying they were from the Florida Highway Patrol and asking for donations. What gives with this crap?  This has got to be a scam!

The wildlife issue on BPK is pretty sickening, from the goons who tortured the alligator to the thugs who are killing our raccoons, possums and cats. To the person questioning the research about the killing of marsh rabbits, I've read all I could find. Most was done in the early 90's and is terribly flawed in it's statistics and it's generalization; as all the studies were done down on Boca Chica and Saddlebunch. There was one, I say again, one account of a raccoon killing a marsh rabbit! Believe the nay-sayers and the vitriolic paranoiacs if you choose, but while the discussion goes on, so does the killing of our wildlife by the Refuge thugs. You can do something about it if you'll just do it. You can file a formal objection with the USDA by going to their website. And you can object to these activities to the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service. Both organizations are financing this farce and both have websites. Man, murdering 38 raccoons for no good reason--that's incredible!

As to the writer who thinks raccoons are being recreated by humans, I doubt you'll find many people on BPK who are into zoosexuality or bestiality. Raccoons are fully capable of reproducing themselves in the wild, given the chance.




Oh, waaaaaaaa!  Quit crying, you crackhead.  If you're a crack user, you're the one who is sick.  I'm not about to feel sorry for you or anyone else who is stupid enough to smoke that shit.  You did it yourself.  It's nobody's fault but your own. 

I have always enjoyed the Square Grouper for both lunches and dinners and have never experienced anything except good service and excellent meals.  I can’t believe they have gone to plastic serving dishes as a permanent change.  Perhaps they have had a dishwashing equipment problem and were (are) using plastic until new equipment arrives.  Before criticizing the establishment it might have been a good idea to politely ask a server (or the manager) “what’s up with the plastic plates?”  I’m sure you would have been given an explanation.  I plan to go for lunch to see and ask for myself. 

[Florida Keys Eco-Discovery Center] They had a summer program on Saturdays for the kids.  We only made it the last Saturday before school started.  We were so impressed. The facility is beautiful and we were approached several times by their personnel who each pointed out something interesting we shouldn’t miss. The kids program was very thorough, it lasted about 3 hours and they had games, and projects, which included a pinecone bird feeder, a “stained glass” bird and a pair of “binoculars” which were used at the end of the class to go bird watching throughout the facility and the kids had to identify 15 birds and they got a beautiful certificate with their names.  The 2 young ladies that hosted the children’s event were great. I agree that it’s a must-see, especially for anyone with children. I suggest you call ahead because if they have something scheduled it’s definitely going to be worth it. 

I never saw more rainbows than when I was on Maui in 2000, just before I came to Key West in December of that year. Rainbows on the north side of the island, Kahalui, Paia, and the incredible beach road all the way up to Hana. Rainbows became especially important to me in the fall of 1993, when several truly beautiful rainbow poems fell out of me, which I no longer have. But one small poem I remember:
 
Black is white,
White is black,
And when they fuse,
Rainbows bloom.

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[Why is it that more Republicans are being caught with their pants down in the wrong places than Democrats are]   It’s not that more Republicans are being caught, it’s just that with Democrats it’s so common that no one takes any note of it. Being straight is only a Republican requirement.



[sentencing judge] I think it would be more interesting to lock Mr. Milo and Mr. Vick in a cage and the one that comes out alive would get a reduced sentence. 

My property tax appraisal on Big Pine went up around 30%. The home is evidently worth more that I can sell it for. I called the Marathon office to protest, but I got a yawn and a comment "we've heard that before."  I guess the Keys governmental gurus are hedging their bets to guard against revenue losses if they revise the tax plans. It’s not fair guys. Quit spending so much money and give us a break!








Your picture of the Raccoon humping the dog should please the diversity lovers down here. I wonder what the offspring will look like? 

You have to give the right-wing-nut credit for one thing. He, at least, admitted he lied thru his teeth about his made up facts concerning insurance rates jumping $300-$400 a year. That makes his postings nothing but fairy tales. And for awhile there we thought you were fun to debate with. Bye, bye Pinocchio. We knew you were lying all along.




What you won't find in any Washington D.C. grocery store.

[17 children] Thank the Lord they are White, Rich and Educated.

Who can't get health care?  Anybody who wants it gets it.  It's just that they don't all pay for it or bother with insurance.  No one is turned away.

A German woman has started a business making clothes for customers from the hair of their pet dogs. Bettina Menkhoff, 50, from Stoetze in Germany makes scarves, gloves and other clothes and sells them over the internet at www.jolly-fellows.de  She said: "I got the idea after I bought a pair of socks made from Bobtail-wool. I have four Beardie-Collies myself and started to yarn their hair. It only works when the hair is longer than four centimeters though. "I regularly brush my dogs and keep the hair for processing. It's warmer than sheep wool." She added: "The best business though is with customers who send me the hairs of their dog to make clothes for them."

I am talking about the gay girl who wears glasses. And I am a women, not a man! I do not see anything wrong with meeting her, I would like to meet her girlfriend too. I mean no harm. Like I said, I just moved here and I would like to meet some people.




He said it's the biggest shrimp he's ever brought in. Captain helps deliver cook's baby offshore

How come you changed the link to the Sheriff website? The new one sucks! (Ed: If others think so, I can change it back. Please let us know.)


It’s going to be real tough to elect anybody to anything if they must first be verified free of any kinky sex fetishes.  Very seldom anyone 'fesses up voluntarily.  Most often it's a nasty surprise that surfaces unexpectedly after they become public figures.

Is the Key Deer Bar really closed? I miss the Keys and all it’s drama.

Does anybody have a great seafood salad recipe like the way Monte's used to make with that imitation crabmeat?







Do you know that there’s a whole website for cats in a sink pictures?
http://www.catsinsinks.com/

[Jordan Milo is really a sergeant] In no way what he did to a lizard would affect my desire for him to be my son or daughter's leader in a combat zone. What kind of soldier and leader he is would!


The Aurigid meteor shower could put on a big show Sept. 1 before dawn. Although the little-known Aurigids often produce little or no display, conditions are favorable this year for a good or even an extraordinary burst of meteors. People in far-western North America will have the best chance to see them.

[Redneck Vasectomy] A Southern couple, both certified rednecks, had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed”. The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican or Cuban, and they did not want to take a chance  with another baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.




Okra cooking
, Kingiston, New York, Aug. 30, 2007

[National Health Insurance] Sorry, that was not my intent to sway any statistics to fit any agenda. I just want to show it costs a great amount to have universal health care. It is not all the same for everyone with universal health care either. If you can pay more, you also get more. For instance, a friend of mine who is Canadian (of which I am not) had prostate cancer, he paid an extra $1800 dollars to a Doctor in the universal health care system of Canada to see if the Doctor could save the bundle of nerves (look that one up and see what it does for the male), but it did not help. Several Doctors here in Canada, do come to the States to practice medicine and would prefer to practice medicine in the States.



You’re right, there are a lot of New Yorker's here in the Keys and have been for many years. There are a lot of retired NYPD and NYFD.

If anybody likes to watch comedy on TV check out the new show Bounty Girls on Thursday night at 9:00 on channel 33.

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Thursday August 30, 2007

All right, I can’t help it. I am so nosy, it’s killing me. What's the real story behind ATF closing Key Deer Bar and Grill? Is it because they are buying booze from retail outlets and not the wholesalers? Is it because they allow smoking inside? Is it because they are running it like a night club, serving booze without serving food? Is it because of the workers not getting paid? There is so much stuff going around I would like to know the bottom line even though its none of my business. I fall so short, I must work on minding my own business, but now I just got to know what's up.

Don't believe what you read in newspapers, except the News-Barometer. What I said at the end of the Hometown! PAC forum during my allotted minute and a half to close was that I would not ask for votes but would speak to the issues. I then spoke to the Truman Waterfront elder retirement project, which I said I flat oppose because it requires the city giving land to a developer for ninety-nine years, and the housing will be available to people all the way up to Marathon, all the way up to New Jersey even, and will not be limited to Key West elder residents who already don't have enough housing.

I then spoke to affordable housing and said Habitat For Humanity and Bahama Land Trust are doing something with it and are not in it for profit, and are not being curried by the City even though they are the leaders in the Keys with affordable housing. Believe it or not, neither the Truman Waterfront elder project or affordable housing were put to the candidates by the panel. I then said if people are satisfied with how things are going, then they don't want to vote for me, because I come from outside the box and I don't like how things are going and it will be very different if I am elected. That brought a lot of laughter. I ended my allotted time steering the audience toward www.goodmorningkeywest.com , if they really wanted to get to know me. I said I swiped the name from Robin Williams and Good Morning Vietnam, and it was about the same attitude. That brought a big chuckle. I repeated the name of the website. Then I was out of time, and there was a big applause.

I had begun it all, when I first got to speak, to say what I felt would help Key West, by saying Key West is a carnival; that the Lou Harris survey earlier this year discovered that the number one reason people gave for coming to Key West is for the night life. I said we need to exaggerate that, play on it. I said we should turn Key West into the pirate capitol of America. It would draw people from all over the world. Like I said to begin with, don't trust everything you read in the newspapers. I am running to win. Just not like politicians go about it. I'm not a politician. I don't tell people to vote for me. I speak to the issues and let people decide if what they hear makes them want to vote for me. Everything I post in Today's Cock-a-doodle-doo is part of the campaign. The forums and media interviews are part of the campaign. I'm sticking out like an ET at a Southern Baptist convention.



Thank you, ladies, for the advice on the hormones.  Thanks also to my husband who responded that I should put it over my mouth.  You know what that means, honey.   

So no health care for people is supposed to be better then some health care for all? Gee, glad all the jobs at NASA are taken.

Comparing America to Canada is like comparing Iraq to Afghanistan. It doesn’t work unless you want to "sway" statistics to suit your agenda.



[Just hang out with gay girl] Wrong! If she already has a girlfriend there’s no room for you. Three’s a crowd when love is in the equation. Butt out.

[Leona Helmsley left 12 million dollars to her little doggie] And completely left out two of her grandchildren, which is probably the kindest thing she ever did.

Yes, the refuge is killing raccoons.  Last count 34.  It is a crime.  Our great protectors of wildlife are killing a species in its native habitat because their feral cat scheme didn’t produce. They are not bothered by the raccoons that may really be a threat.  They go after the wild ones that live in the woods.  USFWS are an embarrassment to this community.  What they are doing is immoral and should be illegal.  They are no better than the creeps out west shooting wolves and prairie dogs or the poachers of alligators and birds.  Maybe the fools just can’t find the flipping rabbits.  They are nocturnal and there workday ends at 5:00 sharp.  If they would read their own literature they may find that the more they kill the more the raccoons will reproduce to keep their family groups intact.  A never ending circle of disaster for all.

This is it folks, our final chance at showing our outrage to the premeditated blinding and bludgeoning of the Blue Hole alligator.  Our chance to voice our opinion that killing birds with a bb-gun to lure the alligator to its death is not just “boys being boys”.

The defense attorneys are trying very hard to put the incident in a different light.  Goll's attorney has painted the duo of Timothy Goll and Jordan Milo as "basically Florida Keys boys who go fishing and hunting.  They thought it was a fishing violation." (July 4th Keynoter Article )

It is important not to let them water down the severity of the premeditated acts.  Even though these men have only been charged and pled guilty to the charge of alligator poaching, this is more importantly an animal cruelty case.  This is a very important issue that could set a precedent on cases like this.

This case has been drug out for 17 months in an attempt to wear down our opposition.  It is very important that we make a strong showing, at this final sentencing, so the Judge sees that we are still here and we are still calling for justice.   The sentencing has now been set for Friday, September 7, 2007, at 8:45AM, at the Whitehead St. courthouse in Key West.  It will be in Courtroom B, on the 3rd floor, with sentencing by Judge Mark Jones.  Wear your green.  Bring a friend.  Let's fill the room! Please RSVP your intentions to naturelover@favorfloridakeys.com

If you cannot make it, mail or fax another letter to the newly appointed Judge Jones.  Refer to Case #CFK06-0000506 A & B (Timothy Goll and Jordan Milo) on any correspondence.  His address is    The Honorable Mark H. Jones 502 Whitehead St., 3rd Floor Key West, FL  33040 305-292-3422 FAX: 305-295-3625



Whoop, Whoop “Pull up!” Whoop, Whoop “Giraffe! Too low, Giraffe....too low Giraffe. Oh, shit"

I sure hope the responses about raccoons aren't true! If so, the only wildlife left on BPK will be rabbits and deer. Everything else has been defined as invasive exotic and targeted for destruction. We live on about 2 acres, keeping 1 acre as natural habitat. We have raccoons on that lot and we have neuter/spayed, vaccinated cats on the lot our home is located on. We have a couple of large iguanas who lay eggs every year, then we see a few small iguanas, then all we see are the two large iguanas again. We have extensive fenced (key deer) tropical gardens which have seen absolutely no damage from the iguanas.

For several years, everything seems to have balanced out.  Imagine that! On top of that, we have found only one dead bird on our property in the past. And still, the "experts" at the Refuge, the Audubon Society, etc. insist that the invasive exotics must be killed, except of course, the living creatures they like. Swell people. 

By the way, that same individual in the F&W truck with the animal carriers in the back about ran us over while running  the stop sign at Second and Wilder (didn't even slow down), sped off down Wilder, then careened on to their property. It's reassuring to know we're in such safe, capable hands.





[17 children] I find this ridiculous. The father should learn to keep that thing in his pocket and the world will be a better place. Slide Show

[some moon shots] Thanks for the great pictures!  I didn't get to see it here, but I did try.

If that is the preppy guy from Boondocks and hopefully, you were talking about me, I am not gay and would like to meet you too.  We talked about dogs once at the joint across the street. I thought you were married and I don't mess with men who are owned.   



When you stuff a turkey with a duck and stuff a duck with a chicken--you call it Turducken, and even thought its first syllable can be a little off-putting, it's a tasty thing!

Judging by all the Rudy rants, there seems to be a lot of New Yorkers in the Keys. I thought those folks all lived in condos with names like Del  Boca Vista. What the hell are they doing in the Keys anyway?



You’re saying that because you can afford health insurance and don’t like waiting in a Doctor’s office that no one should have universal health care?

Gay Senator Larry Craig, Michael Vick, the Kennedy's and all other rich bastards prove that money buys happiness, freedom, and judges!









Funny how often the “Jesus defense” appears at the threshold of the prison gate.

[Worlds Fair being held Zaragosa, Spain.] Gee, everybody can go there and get captured by the Ragheads. Spain is now about 75% Moslem and growing. It will be the next Iraq/Iran front in a year.

While yellowtail fishing on the outside edge of the reef off Big Pine Key, this young Boy Scout caught this fine and very under-rated Barracuda. The young man was using 15lb test line and a monofilament leader. Everything had to go just right to land this bad boy. Job well done; and a fine mess of yellow tail to boot. The fish was released unharmed and no worse for the ware.

You are a sick, sick person if you can call yourself a person. Not caring if a family member had a crack problem and wanting them to die. What is wrong with you? Were you beat up a lot when you were little? I now feel sorry for you. You need help more then anyone. I guess you have never done anything you were sorry for. I guess I will just call you Mr Wonderful. Please find yourself help and God bless your family because they will need it having you around.

[Justice] I hope the sentencing judge in the Milo alligator killings follows the Vick dog fighting case.  Both crimes are equally as serious and both should carry jail time. 

Mr. Milo and Mr. Vick should be locked in a cage with an alligator and one of Vick's fighting dogs.

[Raccoons] If there is an overabundance of raccoons in marsh rabbit habitat, they should be removed.  It is people who are responsible for the raccoon birth rate explosion.



[Senator Craig] Why is it that more Republicans are being caught with their pants down in the wrong places than Democrats are?

How come Bush is planning on asking for $50 billion dollars for continuing the Iraq war before the Generals give their report? It seems he’s asking everyone to not do anything until the report comes out, yet he’s already planning on no withdraws and no Iraqi accountability. What a sham.






How about that creep arrested in KW for exposing himself to children. He has been arrested for the same thing many times and they still let him roam free.

Love, Magic and Pirates, Mostly. Yesterday morning, I received an email at keysmyhome@hotmail.com  from the producer of a radio show out of Indianapolis, Indiana, close to where my last wife is from and now lives.

Only the night before, I’d seen “Stardust” at Regal Cinema, about a magic world that parallels a community in old England. A young man with a father from the English community and a mother from the magic world goes into the magic world and meets and falls in love with a woman who is a star that came to this world like a meteor. Literally. He’s in love with a girl in the English community, but of course, there would be no story to tell, if it remains that way. A great deal of intrigue and plenty of good and bad men and women with somewhat different faculties than mere human beings enjoy...GoodMorningKeyWest.com


After 15 years Code enforcement are after me. Florida Keys stilt homeowners with under house apartments are getting persecuted like the Jewish people of World War II. Everything they and their families have worked for all their lives are being taken away by Code enforcement, destroying our homes and livelihood.

If Jordan Milo is really a sergeant, this is a sad reflection on the standards of our modern volunteer army. The cruelty is bad enough. His lack of judgment in doing such a thing is perhaps even more disturbing. Assuming he is a sergeant in the military, would you want this young man in charge of your son or daughter in a combat situation? I think not.



[Picture of the moon from an airplane
] Rarely do all the factors line up...lighting, distance, clarity, composition, etc. so that a terrific picture is taken.

[Universal health care] I'm confused by the Hillary hater who says come on up to Canada, but then says he lives in the USA.  Whichever it is, I've been to every one of the countries he indicates are bad places to live. I have met happy, fun and outgoing people in each of them who are proud of their heritage and love their respective countries.  They don't need a huge military because Uncle Sucker takes care of that with our tax dollars.  Japan is a great example of building an economic powerhouse while we have defended them for the past 62 years.

I'm happy that we both can afford our expensive health insurance, but don't you have any sympathy for the millions around you who can't? (On second thought, don't go there.)  We may have “got ours” but I don't mind a little redistribution of tax revenues--more to the needs at home and less to boondoggles like Iraq.  Notice that I didn't propose taking one extra cent out of your stingy pocket with a tax increase.

Ever watch a rabbit run? Ever watch a rabbit trick a dog and circle back on the trail and hear the dog in the distance yelping, having lost the scent? Have you ever seen a raccoon run?  So what do these raccoons do? Sneak up on rabbits and pounce?

I know after all these years of animal study, all these Universities studying wildlife, there must be a study to back up the Wildlife Refuge's notion that these Keys Raccoons are rabbit hunters. Where is the study? Show it to us.

In the old days Indians, settlers and sailors would do a burn on the upwind side of the islands and wait on the down wind side and catch the deer, raccoons, rabbits and whatever other protein came out of the fire. Hunger was the driving force. The hunters moved on.

Now we have autos killing raccoons at a fairly good rate though not fast enough for the “Refuge” people. The Wildlife “refuge” now has become hunters with traps for the wildlife that have been here in the lower keys since the melt of the ice age 6-8 thousand years ago.  The animals have adapted to vegetation and environment, the small and tough surviving.

The Great White Heron Wildlife Refuge and The Key West Wildlife Refuge are just that. They are set up for protecting the environment, wildlife and keeping exotic species from overwhelming the lands around us (who are the most exotic of all).




How many people got sea lice at Picnic Island this past weekend?

[Raccoons] I thought the raccoons were being killed by a virus. Isn’t that what I’ve read about six months ago? What...they recovered from the deadly virus so they are now being killed by those that are supposed to protect them? This conservation thing is really confusing.


In his first major foreign policy speech as president, Nicolas Sarkozy of France said Monday that Iran could be attacked militarily if it did not live up to its international obligations to curb its nuclear program.

[$350-$400 per mo. health care]  When you’re partially right, you’re partially right.  The estimate I posted was nothing more than my wild ass guess.  That guess was my belief as to what the additional tax burden for the average person might be under Hills’ Health Care Plan.  On further reflection I concede that my guess was probably low, very, very low.  It’s kind of hard to make a really sharp guess because we haven’t been told what her plan might be, or what she estimates the costs might be.  I suppose she’s just been too busy.  You’re absolutely right about the government pissing away money.  As I recall the Dems promised to do away with “set asides”, aka “earmarks” aka “pork barrel projects”.  I don’t recall any Dem sponsored legislation about that, do you? 

When you’re wrong, you’re wrong.  I really hate to be disagreeable, but we already have tax payer paid health care in place.  After all, Medicaid provides tax payer paid health care services for the poor.  Remember Medicare, tax payer paid health care for old farts?  Isn’t it true that an emergency room cannot deny you emergency care even if you can’t pay? 

Kudos to the poster who wrote so well of Canada’s health care system, it’s a real eye opener and an accurate forecast of what’s in store for you and I if we adopt their system.

I believe that many people simply don’t want to pay the freight for their own health care.  These people want some one else to pay their health care costs.  Far too many folks choose to spend their bucks on new cars, boats, cell phones, plasma TV’s, etc, rather than spending their bucks on health care insurance.  Admit it, how many people do you know who live high on the hog, make good bucks, but don’t bother with health insurance?  These folks should live with the consequences of their decisions; you and I shouldn’t be forced to subsidize their life style by paying for their health care.  The issue of reducing health care costs is an entirely different beast that needs discussion.

By the way, it's a damned shame about the market, employment, inflation, and that damned surge isn't it! 



[Senator Craig] The Republican Party, the holier-then-thou self proclaimed guardians of our morality and patriotism, have once again shown their true colors.  It turns out they are not much different then those of any other population.

There was a big battle yesterday between Shia fighting Shia. 50 people were killed and a bunch more wounded.

They can’t even agree with themselves, how are they supposed to get along with their historical enemies? The US should pull out now! This is a political fiasco with our soldiers dying for no reason, but Bush’s ego. He’s a madman.

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Wednesday August 29, 2007

I am neither friend nor foe to Tom Willi. I had a similar position for eleven years so I have an understanding of his very tough job. The positive poster from the other day did not do Willi a service by saying he called Bill Becker “a political assassin and rumor monger.” Willi’s words were better chosen and softer. The dilemma of a show like Becker’s is the conflict between “entertainment” and “local news.” When Sonny was on Friday mornings we all knew it was the former.

Disgruntled employees are often too quick to go public and the Citizen and Becker do thrive on it. An appropriate and thoughtful response by Willi cannot fit into the Becker radio format.

The Grusin’s Sunday morning talk show is a better format to discuss county government and I hope it continues.

As to terminations and firings, the press should keep their noses out it until the processes run their course. There are built in protections that take time. It’s called due process. If the county gets slapped for wrongful termination, print it. If not, the county was correct in their decision.

The “cost overrun” issues are another matter. I would love to hear Willi explain the management and oversight in his administration of construction projects. The press should be vigilant.

Conakry anchorage, Guinea. About 30 robbers armed with guns boarded a chemical tanker. Crew locked all access to ship and attempted to contact local authorities for help but failed to get any response.  Robbers later left the ship. Nothing stolen and no harm to crew / ship.  Ship weighed anchor and proceeded to high seas for safety.

(Ed: Bigpinekey.com’s sister website PirateDocuments.com has a link to Modern Piracy that updates piracy around the world every week. Most piracy is against freighters and tankers because the pirates know there are sizeable amounts of American dollars in the safe. The captains have to keep cash because many places they travel to only accept cash and it has to be in American dollars.)

Michael Vick is now using the “Jesus defense” in trying to stay out of jail. If the race defense doesn’t work the Jesus defense is the last resort.

[Florida Keys Eco-Discovery Center]  If you do go, and can make a donation, it goes to our National Marine Sanctuary which helps protect our ocean and reef systems.   






The Grand Jury says there was mis-management in the KW Airport construction. Duh! What happened to the County’s project director, Larry Chalmers, who was always raising a fuss about the contractor not doing what was supposed to be done? He seemed to be the only guy looking out for our interests. Where is he?

I’ve been an avid boater down here most of my long life, but only realized yesterday the vast differences in tides in the keys. Yesterday’s full moon high tide was almost three feet high in Marathon (Sombrero Key) and Islamorada’s Whale Harbor high tide was less than a foot.



Hurricane Katrina
was two years ago today. Is everything back to normal in the Big Easy? I think not.

[Stupid Tourist Question] My friend asked if I could take her to the Seven Mile Bridge so she could tell her friends back home she’d been on it, but she asked, “We don’t have to drive the whole thing, right? I don’t want to waste so much time!” Stupid Tourist Questions

Mr. Willi should look up the definition of professionalism. He certainly does not know the meaning of the word. -- Abbylehighacres@aol.com




The Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley left 12 million dollars to her little doggie. Awww, how cute!

You have to love the man that worships at the alter of Rudy. He states "The firefighters hate him because he’s a republican". What an asinine comment to make. He acts like the firefighters are not smart enough to support someone they really feel helps them in the tough jobs they do. How insulting. You have to love the way he tells us all "why we really support someone". Chances are he’s the same person that picked a number out of thin air and said "If Hillary is elected she’s going to raise your insurance by $300 - $400 a month".

If you want people with that mindset running this country vote republican. If you think Firefighters, Policemen and Teachers are smart enough to make up their own minds vote Democrat or for an independent candidate. Don’t be fooled again.



Two shy and timid creatures
have found safe companionship. T
hrough  the lens of Tanja Askani Alberta, Canada.

Can anyone tell me how I apply for a refund on my property taxes?  I don't feel that I should pay for Tom Willi to have a school-girl fight via email on my dollar.

Quit sweating crackheads. Meth will be here in big numbers soon enough. Then you will wish crack was back!


[
Refuge killing raccoons] I don't know how they handle it now, but a few years ago my sister, who was living on Little Torch, got a Have a Heart trap because she was having trouble with raccoons. Well, she caught one the first night then called the refuge to ask what she was supposed to do with it. A guy went over to her house and shot the raccoon in the trap with a .22 which pretty much horrified her. She got rid of the trap and learned to live with them until she went back to America.

[Sgt Jordan Milo most certainly is a sergeant] I don't give a damn if he's a frigging general, what he did was wrong.

[Colorado wildlife] Wow, a very nice posting with a happy ending. We shall see what today brings with the clever retorts.

I couldn't open the highest bridge slide show.  In fact I can't open any pps files.  Does anyone know why this happens? (Ed: You need to have PowerPoint installed on your computer or you can download the free viewer at:  microsoft/downloads/free/powerpointviewer )

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(
Well, how about some "Ass icons?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

I was sorry to read the Gay girl at Boondocks has a girlfriend. Nothing wrong with looking! I still would like to meet her. Maybe we could just hang out? I guess I should just introduce myself to her the next time I see her there.

[who will receive more jail time] At least the dog killer was man enough to admit to his crime. What was Milo Jordan’s defense again? Oh, yea, he just thought it was a minor fishing violation which made it all ok.

Here are some moon shots taken from our porch in Ramrod Key. from 8/28/07 between 5 AM and 6 AM. 

Gay Senator Larry Craig said he pleaded guilty to soliciting an undercover policeman in a public restroom, “just to make it go away.” Uh, huh, Larry, we believe you.

Governor Crist promised that our "Property taxes will drop like a rock."


[
Report illegal drugs] This works well in theory until you report it and the cops say they have to see it to take any action.

Those who are lucky enough to be elected to office, as public servants, have an obligation to the media which disperses responses to the residents and voters so that they understand the positions of their elected officials. During the course of the term you are elected to serve, voters and residents really get to know exactly what you stand for. So many times someone is elected, based upon their campaign rhetoric, and not what they truly represent in their votes on the commission.

The Mayor and the County Administrator have the opportunity to clarify and correct any misrepresentation that Mr. Becker, Mr. Tuell or Mr. Kahn may state. However, when you are unwilling to go on the air and answer questions and/or define or defend yourself the listeners have a right to ask, why?

Why is that person not prepared to clarify why he/she feels that they have been misrepresented? I’ve listened to Mr. Willi and he clearly can defend himself (he may create more questions than answers, but he certainly has the ability to speak his mind). For any elected official to avoid the press/media creates questions of why Commissioner McCoy, whether you like him or not, is the epitome of being able to give and take in a question and answer situation. Yea, Becker can twist your shorts and the press can have reporters who twist and tangle words and quotes, however, they have a tough job.

We, as elected officials, have tough jobs, but the public has a right to know. So act like the big person you’re supposed to be; the one who ran for office. If you’re honest and straightforward with the folks you’ve got no problem. Come on Tom, Mario, Dixie – it’s going to be election time here shortly, lets here what you’ve got to say.  --Neugent-George@monroecounty-fl.gov

I hope they didn’t spend that million before they had it in hand. Millionaire Hopefuls' Cash Gone With Breeze - AOL Real Estate

NYFD union hatred for Rudy: C'mon, we all know that the FDNY union hated Rudy G long before 9/11. You're wrong about the search for WTC victim remains. The search for WTC remains was never “called off”. During the search for body parts a vault containing gold was uncovered. By the time the gold was found thousands of body parts had been recovered.T here is nothing, repeat nothing to that suggests that the gold recovery had any affect on remains recovery timetable or methods. This is a fiction that probably springs from the union. It's true that the recovery method was changed. The hand/forensic search ended and machine recovery was begun. By the time the forensic recovery protocol was changed, there was zero chance of finding any survivor.

Fires in the rubble had ensured that sorry fact. Forensic searching for body parts requires examining virtually every item found to determine its’ origin. This type of search at that site placed the searchers at risk of immediate injury and  to exposure to biologic and perhaps environmental hazard. There is no doubt that had the forensic body part search method continued, the search at ground zero would have continued for years. Nonetheless the debris collected by heavy machinery at ground zero was hand searched for body parts at the Staten Island disposal site. Thousands of body parts were recovered and identified during this process. This process located body parts much quicker than hand/forensic searching could have. Please consider some of the facts available to the managing entity: 1.] There is no chance of finding survivors. 2.] The forensic search protocol is endangering the searchers. 3.] The rubble field may pose environmental hazard to the searchers.
4.] The site is a grim reminder of the efficiency of the terrorist attackers.

The managing entity was NYC’s Department of Design and Construction. The New York City Fire Department was designated as the lead agency for finding remains. According to AP, 10/24/06, Chief of Department Sal Cassano said in a statement that the FDNY "had final sign-off on areas where the recovery effort was deemed complete, and at no time was pressured to say otherwise.".

It is truly tragic that not every piece of the millions of body parts were not found and identified.

The Department of Design and Construction decided  to change the recovery method only after  the Fire Department gave the go-ahead. Life must go on.. The decision to move on was the proper decision, a decision that the Fire Department validated.  I hope we can agree that  it's wrong for anyone, including the Firefighters Union to write political screed with the blood of the victims.

By the way, Rudy G would have looked a lot better in a basic-black sheath.

"Subterfuge" is like back when certain factions pushed for incorporation in the lower Keys in order to control short term rentals in the neighborhoods for their own benefit.  They were repulsed at election time.

Elect Billary, oops Hillary. Come on up to Canada, they have universal health care. The average public pays $.48 cents on the dollar. They have a 15% sales tax on top of that tax dollar. A bottle of booze costs over $50. A pack of cigarettes costs over $7. Gas is $3.68 a gallon. Diesel fuel is $3.64 a gallon. If you can find a good sale a loaf of bread is $3.99. You wait in a doctor’s office with an appointment, sometimes 3 hours after your appointment time then you get an average of 9 minutes to see the Doctor. Go ahead and get universal health care; look what it has done to England, Germany, Japan and Canada. They have no Navy, Army, Air Force or Marines to speak of. Canada has no roads or highways to speak of. Only one way into Canada from New York called the QEW.

I will pay my own health care. I pay a little more a month than you do and live in the greatest county in the world called the US of A. No universal health care or Hillary for me.

Unless someone forced a crack pipe into your mouth and made you inhale, I have no sympathy for you.  Crack-heads are nasty, filthy people.  They steal from all their neighbors and friends just to support their habit.  Don't give me this "feel sorry for Crackheads" song and dance.  It's not like they came down with cancer.  If you think I would feel sorry for someone in my family smoking crack, you're dead wrong.  Crackheads don't deserve sympathy.  They deserve prison, or death.

Another "Family Values" do-gooder got busted in a men's room sting at the Minneapolis Airport a couple of months ago. The story only just broke yesterday. This time added to the list of hypocrites: (drum roll)  the Republican Senator from Idaho, Larry Craig who tried to solicit an undercover cop.  And you just got to love his opening line at the press conference he held on Tuesday, "I want to thank everyone for coming out today". Don't you just love it?

[The Key Deer Bar & Grill]  The first thoughts that come to my mind are, “Why on earth, a disagreement between and ex-employee and her ex-boss would have been posted in the first place?  My second thought is that unless one is completely sure of the facts, one should be most careful in what one says (and publishes) as the words “liable” and “lawsuit” comes to mind.  Friendly banter (on this gossip column) is one thing, but slanderous and vindictive behavior resulting in harm (to any person or business) is quite another!

If an employee isn’t working out for whatever reason, the owner of said business has a right to replace said employee. Said employee does not have a right to then (publicly) harass and defame their ex-employer because of this.

I know that the Key Deer Bar & Grill has a new partner and they have plans for revamping the place.  So instead of spending yours days fanning the flames here and trying to push yet another business out (of business) in Big Pine; we all would be better served with your support of that business (unless of course you would prefer to see yet another empty building along US1 in Big Pine, and the remaining dozen or so employees unemployed).

I suggest all of you out there go on in, say “hello” to the owners, and support you local businesses.  That’s what I’m going to do.



Ever notice that no one gets cranked up over the Worlds Fair anymore?  I bet nobody knows about Expo 08 being held next year in Zaragosa, Spain.  Heck, Australia isn’t even participating.

Blogsnob: A person who refuses to respond to comments on their blog from people outside their circle of friends. I got this term off the internet that listed blogging terms.   I would classify Mickey Baker’s and Citizen Jane’s websites/blogs as such. They only print one side of the story--their side.
--govwatch05@tampabay.rr.com

[Dear Sonny (McCoy)] I have been told by a number of people, that you went into Mr Willi's office and told him if he did not find a job for one of the personnel who worked in the Marine Resources department that you would be the third vote if he did not find her a job.  Why will you not fire Mr. Willi now with all of the serious allegations from the Grand Jury on the Key West Airport?  I would like to hear your side of the story. Is what I heard true? --oktcraft@terranova.net

What is it called when you stuff a turkey with a duck and stuff a duck with a chicken?



I miss everybody
down in paradise. I miss my regular stop down at Boondocks. Kathleen,  I love you. I can't wait to eat there again. And Ray down at Coconuts…It's been a long time. Time to come back I think.

[most powerful person in the world, the President]  Wrong! The most powerful person is the one who tells the Queen, the Pope, The President and all other, so called leaders, how high to jump; and you will never ever find out who that is!



[
Refuge is killing the raccoons
It is true.  They couldn't round up any kitties so some genius decided it's now the raccoons that are killing the marsh rabbits.  I saw a truck full of traps head down the dirt road between Watson field and Wilder.  Got to keep someone on payroll, don't you know?  Funny thing, though, we used to have a family of coons across the canal in the woods, but I haven't seen them in a very long time. 

Todd German replied to yesterday’s email, “For Whom the Bell Tolls,” not happy that I’d aired what had passed privately between us. I replied that it was good to get it out in the open. Now people will know he doesn’t support me, which might help his candidacy. I opined that voters need to know which candidates other candidates support, because if they get elected they will be running the city together, and voters don’t need any more squishing and squirming politics that leaves voters wondering what is really going on, or living in bliss and not wondering at all, which is a big piece of what is wrong in Key West.  GoodMorningKeyWest.com

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[they want the crack heads to OD] I smoked crack for 2 yrs and it was a drug that took over my life. It is hard to stop once you start smoking it. I have been clean for three years. When I see people who have been smoking crack I feel sorry for them.  You do not know what people go though. It is a drug that you can never get enough of. You  need to read up about this drug instead of wanting to see people die from it. You never know, but your own child, sister or brother could be a user so watch what you say. You never  know when it could happen to someone in you family.

[Willi sets the record straight] The writer says that Willi characterizes Bill Becker as a "political assassin", this puts Mr. Becker in the company of John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan. I actually listened to the show; I think Willi was referring to character assassination. It seems to be that Willi will not go on a show that asks question that the public wants answers to. (I like Grusin's show, but he didn't do much of an interview.) This is not character assassination, just the right of the public to know what public employees are up to.


I tried the search feature on the archives and it's not working, is there another way to search the archives? (Ed: Yeah, it sucks, but that all we’ve got. I wish I know how to get a better one for free.)

A Rudy Ranter brays that Rudy G is on a power trip and that he is an egomaniac.  Ranter, you’re right on!  Every bloody candidate, Rep or Dem is an egomaniac, every one of them is convinced that he/she is capable of being President and will make a better President than any of the others.  Every single one of them lusts to be the most powerful human on the face of the earth.  If that doesn’t make every damned one of them an “egomaniac on a power trip”, nothing does.  I sure hope the Rudy Ranter doesn’t want a shy violet as our President.  The firefighters union, which is Democratic controlled, is opposed to Rudy G simply because Rudy G is a Republican and because he wouldn’t increase the NYC tax burden by bloating the union firefighter pay.  Firefighters are heroes and they deserve great pay and pension.  Please remember that NYC firefighters and police are among the highest paid in the country.

As for the Rudy G divorce(s), I just don’t share the ranter’s view that firefighters are so intolerant that they can’t understand domestic strife.  Rudy G is no jackass.  The jackass is the symbol of the Democrat Party (very appropriate).  Every one knows that Rudy G brought some sanity and fiscal responsibility to NYC, so it’s no surprise that so much venom has been squirted at Rudy by the Jackasses at this stage of the proceedings.  You’ve got to believe that they are afraid of him.  Oh, yeah, please research all the candidates on the web, but please check out the authors too.  Check the candidates’ record and question the motivation of the authors.

All of the above does not suggest that Rudy is my candidate; Romney’s health care proposal makes a lot of sense to me.  Romney has a proven record as a policy maker and manager in government and private industry.  I wonder what the specifics of Hill’s health plan are, why hasn’t she announced it?  I sure hope that somebody will soon tell us what her accomplishments have been.  I’m anxious to learn.  I’m glad to see that she has again changed her mind and is now supporting our troops, GWB and the surge in Iraq.




Why does Bush wear that flag lapel pin? Is it so he can remember what country he mis-represents?

[To Kay Thacker from Tom Willi] Subterfuge?  Isn’t that calling the kettle black?  Subterfuge is defined as a deceptive device or stratagem.  I think your post qualifies as both and is therefore 100% subterfuge.

To bad you don’t have a clue about which you write.  It does illuminate your ignorance though. You missed your calling and should write fiction for a local newspaper.

I would ask you to get your story straight but that wouldn’t assist you in your crusade now would it?

My last day with the Town of Davie was October 15, 2004. You actually got that part correct. To bad it is the only thing that is correct. I attended every budget meeting and all of the adoption hearings as the town’s budget was processed in September just like every other city and county budget in the state.  How can you use the term disappear to describe a process that I followed through to completion?

The audit that you mention was a direct result of alleged fraud and embezzlement by the administrator who assumed my position.  I left the Town long before the audit was even proposed by the Town Council.  The audit happened about a year after I had left the position.  Check your facts.  Your time reference is way off.  

To clarify, I have never been implicated in any way with the activities of Kovanes.

Better luck next time.  The facts speak for themselves.

It is a violation of County policy to disparage another county employee and to act unprofessionally.  These must be hard concepts for you to understand as evidenced by your actions.

Why would you think kids stole your fishing pole?  (From the Classified section)  Most kids don't want anything to do with the water; they stay indoors playing games, watching TV, studying and harassing their parents.  Most likely some drug addict took it to pay for cocaine which has infested the better parts of Big Pine.  It is a highly organized drug ring and they barter for goods and services.

Let's roll on some neighborhood crime watches or call in The Guardian Angels with the red hats.  The police cannot bring them down.   

[hormone patch] Yes, it does work. It’s easy to use and doesn't affect other parts of your body. It does take a while. Also, try a small amount at first in case you have sensitive skin.

Rudy is an “egomaniac jackass on a power trip”. All presidential candidates are! That’s why they want to be the most powerful person in the world, the President.


[Best in the South Fried Okra] Cut into small pieces, dip into egg, then bread with 2 part cornmeal, 1 part flour, salt and pepper. Freeze for at least one hour (this gets it crispier) then fry 2-3 minutes or until crispy golden brown. Salt and pepper again to taste. It’s the best in the South!

We enjoy restaurants which are run by grown-ups, with high quality food, professionally trained chefs and good wine selections which would not include screw caps.  You are better served to travel up or down the Keys for a nice dinner out or go to Robs on Friday or the Big Pine Restaurant.  (Baby back ribs are five star.)  I had surf ‘n turf at A & B Lobster House in Key West that knocked my socks off.  It was orgasmic, along with the view, the people watching, great wine and a very nice server named Chopper!



Sgt Jordan Milo
most certainly is a sergeant!

Someone posted that Hillary, if elected, will try to push thru a health plan that will cost the average person an additional $300 - $400 a month. Please post the site you read that information on. If you can’t then we know you are either 1. Mis-informed. 2. Mis-reading something or 3. A liar. I’m hoping you’re one of the first two.

Hillary has been supporting the troops from all along and has said she would leave some troops in Iraq if elected. Are you just listening to the rightwing nuts and not verifying their hyperbole?

I’m no Hillary fan or real pleased with Giuliani’s theatrics, but Hillary seems to be the more intelligent and stable of the two. Time will tell. I look forward to verifying your "increased insurance cost" information. Facts please, not a hatchet site.






[The anti-Rudy ranter is gone] What, you never take a vacation? Rudy’s a weasel. I am glad you missed me though. I hope you do vote for Rudy in the primaries. I would love to see him  run against  Hillary.

[They should have a detachable monitor on laptop computers so you can hook up a proper LCD flat panel monitor to it for improved viewing without the laptop's monitor in the way]

They do - sort of. Many notebooks have custom docking stations. I'm using a full size monitor, keyboard and mouse now with an IBM/Lenovo T60. Dell makes them, too. Attach all the peripherals and the network to the docking station and it uses them for the notebook. Easy, but costs several hundred dollars. If you have one of the cheaper Dell computers, you may be stuck with tying everything to a "port replicator" and then plugging it into your notebook.

It can be done with almost any brand, just search for the appropriate docking station or port replicator for your computer.
http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/category.aspx?c=us&category_id=5441&cs=04&l=en&s=bsd


The illegal drugs are out of hand down here.  Yes, the kids have Miami colds now (sniff, sniff). Don't just shut your blinds while Big Pine is overrun by thugs.  Alert authorities to increased activity when you see it happen. Be proactive:  www.tipsubmit.com

Refuge is killing the raccoons that they're trapping during this absurd cat trapping project. I thought the raccoons were being taken to a wildlife expert on Stock Island for relocation. Does anyone know the truth?

The last I heard, they have managed to trap 3 cats, 2 of which are apparently someone's pets.  The refuge has clearly done a great job getting their facts straight and going after these ruthless rabbit killers that are clearly running amok on BPK. I just can't think of a better environmental project to have my money wasted on.


[Waitressing jobs come a dime a dozen] You’re cold, buddy. It doesn’t matter what work you do, when you have money coming, its yours. If someone beats you out of it it’s wrong. I bet if you had kids, rent, water, car payments, insurance and electricity and some one didn’t pay you…well, I bet you would fell different. You’re a cold, mean person.

I was away for a few weeks and an reading the archives of this great site.  I’ve been laughing all morning.  It appears the two hot topics are Tom Willi and Key Deer Grill firing servers.  I can't even think of anything to add about Tom Willi.  I don't understand why he still has a job.  He should go to work for George W. so they can have the two biggest wastes of human life working together.  I have deposited things smarter than Willi in the toilette via my anus.  --realflestate@hotmail.com

As for Key Deer, someone like Tom Willi should go hang out there.  How can any place of business bounce employees' pay checks?  They should be reported to the labor board and shut down.  It sounds like they are issuing hand written checks as pay.  Are all the taxes taken out?  I went in there once in a while when Captain Dan owned it and I know Betty served me.  I am not sure if Shelly ever did.  Betty was a wonderful person who was always friendly and had a smile on her face. Call the labor board and if he wasn't taking taxes out of your check report it to the IRS.  They will bite like a pit bull.  Nobody in a cash heavy business wants the IRS in the building.  If Betty and Shelly are reading this send it to the IRS.  I just might send this email there myself.  Good luck girls, your better off away from that place.
 
To everyone who writes in here, thank You for the laughs.  This is a great way to break up a day.


My daughter went to Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had the iceberg.

Outstanding aerobics video is indeed outstanding!  Thanks to whomever posted it.

[an egomaniac jackass on a power trip] Isn't that one of the prerequisites to seeking political office?



[whitetail deer's
body size] I had this 8point key deer buck in my yard yesterday. He was about the biggest I’ve seen.

[hormone patch]  I've had some friends tell me it works very well for them.  Others are using some gel stuff I don't understand.  Pills still sound the easiest, but there seem to be a lot of alternatives that work for different metabolisms.  Sometimes you have to try a couple of different combinations, but there is help, just give it time to work. 

The NYC firefighters hatred for Rudy goes way beyond any union beefs that they may have with him. One of the biggest things that bother them is the fact that under his direction, the remains of many firefighters and others who lost their lives at ground zero have been buried in a dump at Staten Island.  After a load of gold was removed from the site, Rudy called off the search for remains and ordered the rubble (containing remains) to be hauled to the dump. When firefighters protested, they were arrested.  Imagine having your friends or family give their lives only to be hauled away to a dump. Then imagine the guy who ordered this to happen running for president based on his record of how he handled the event.  That's why the firefighters hate him so much. 

I'm not a Democrat, but when I learned about how the events of 9/11 were handled by Giuliani and how he has profited from his association with this tragedy it makes me sick and I've come to realize that he would make an awful president in spite of how good he looks in a dress.  Please don't take my word for it, check it out for yourself if you are interested. What you learn might shock you.

Everybody's bitching and gripping about the local restaurants. Deer Editor: why not set up a list so we can vote for the places on a scale from 1 to 10?  Only one email address input allowed per vote. 

If you haven't checked it out yet, you need to go to the Florida Keys Eco-Discovery Center located at the end of Southard St. in Key West.  This is the coolest thing to come along in a long time and it is free!  Drive down Southard St. through Truman Annex, like you're going to Fort Taylor.  The Center is to the right of the entrance to the park, in the building next to the boat ramp (where the power boats put in).  Make sure you give yourself enough time to watch the twenty minute short film which is played every half hour.  It should be required viewing for everyone that visits or lives here.  The Center is open Tuesday through Saturday from 9 to 4.  Check out the following slide show. Scroll down on the right side towards the bottom until you find it.  http://www.gogokeywest.com/index.php?pr=Photo_Galleries

Wafa Sultan is a Syrian-American psychiatrist from an Alawi family. She resides in Los Angeles, California. She emigrated to the US in 1989, and is now a naturalized citizen. Thanks to whoever posted the link to this video on Saturday.  Wow!  If anyone out there missed it, here’s the link again:  http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ai=214&ar=1050wmv&ak=nul




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whitetail deer's body size</