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October 2004

Sunday
October 31
2004

Happy Halloween
Everybody!  Have fun, stay safe!
31 Another one bites the dust. I recently was let go from Rob's bar and grill. I am writing about the way the owner fired me. I was accused of claming one of his managers stole money from me. Funny that he should know about this even though I told no one about the two hundred plus that was missing on my shift; not even the manager that was on shift that is accusing me of blaming them. I was asked to clean something to get my attention; in my haste to impress I left my money were my manager on shift was left to watch over. When I returned I realized there were hundred dollar bills and fifties missing. I still said nothing. When I went in the next day for my schedule the owner informed me that the manager on shift that night had told him I was blaming him for stealing my money (which I never told anyone about on this occasion. I took it as a chalked-up lesson and it made me realize to watch who I trust. When I came to pick up my check the owner, in front of everyone, (employees, and costumers) accused me of blaming his manager for stealing and then fired me in public eye for everyone to hear. He did not ask or even let me say anything about the situation. So I am explaining now. I definitely do not plan to ever return.
31
FORMER HEAD OF THE ARMY CORPS. Seems to me that too many people here spend too much time complaining about how they can't do things here; and at the same time are happy the Keys are as they are. We live in a very special place and just because more people are trying to move here doesn't mean we need to change the quality of life we all enjoy. That even includes the dirt bags that live from beer to beer. Many of us complained when the first condo's were built in Key West along the south  shore of the Island, blocking the views of the sunset many years ago. I am so thankful that we have the prohibiting laws and guidelines we do have here in the Keys because without them, we would have more Pritam Sighn projects coming up where the grass and trees used to grow. Where once stood memorable places where Tinsley Ellis used to play. Quit complaining and enjoy the pleasure of the uniqueness of Big Pine Key and be thankful for the wildlife we still have, even if you aren't a tree hugger and don't ever admire the beauty of Big Pine Key. How about enjoying the fact that we still recognize our neighbors here and that won't change too much. We are limited in the number of houses we have. Sometimes the "regulators" go too far, but at least they are there to prevent some of the "Miami-ization" going on elsewhere.
 

 

Did you turn your clocks back?  

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That is the Breezeswept Hotel (the Looe Key Reef Resort) not the Mariner Resort (the good old days were when it was the Vista Linda Resort before the Kump's turned it into a smugglers cove and started  dumping cocaine onto the island).
31 The motel pictured was the Breezeswept Motel (Breezeswept Estates Subdivision-duh!). It is now and has been for some time the Looe Key Reef Resort & Tiki Bar. For a long time, it was the only fresh water pool in the area that actually welcomed well behaved locals. They had a liquor take out store long before Joe Glenn had the Tiki bar built. The Motel also had (still has) doors in front of each room, and doors out the back to the dock. How convenient in the old days of smuggling. The building looks nothing like the old Mariner Resort in any way.
31 I just read that Peg Leg's restaurant at the old Marina Resort was purchased with drug money. I didn't know that. My smuggler friends and I used to hang out there and we didn't even know that Mr. Pegg was also dealer.
31 I think you may be mistaken about the mangroves.  I think you need a permit to "trim" and then it is only a certain amount but not to the point that they are "removed", no matter how small they are.  Now, I personally don't care if you "removed" your mangroves, hell, come and remove mine, and the buttonwood also (sorry Maya).  But when you claimed that you followed the rules and that if others would just follow the rules, life would be grand.  And you say that you did something that myself and others believe to be not following the rules, you are going to get blasted.  Lighten up, it was sanctimonious crap spewing. 
31 Long-winded tomes
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A guy won the giant pumpkin contest with a 1,239 pound pumpkin that has a 13 foot circumference.

31
Did you vote?  Vote Kerry.  Another 8 of our fine young men died today.  What a horrible mess Bush has this country in. He is a Beast.
31
This website should be kept for local issues not national, political, issues. It should not be used to bash good people who have had a moment or two of bad judgment. You show peoples' arrest photos, but not their convictions. Half of those arrests are thrown out. You bash good people trying to make a living down here. (Sam John, Tara, Dave & kids, John & Dawn Ward, etc.) C'mon I know where your skeletons are buried. Keep on spewing your trash and you will end up seeing yourselves posted one day. 
31
I think a more appropriate title for this section should be "Losers and Liars". Good grief, people, get a life and an education.
31
Apologies; I spoke too soon.  The ammo dump story is still being sorted out.  Please stay informed and follow the updates through various sources.
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Sun visor, baseball cap, ponytail...any little bit helps to keep stray hairs from landing where you definitely don't want them (like in food you're trying to serve).   And I don't, honestly, believe anyone is complaining if the server is a shapely female.

31 So let me get this straight.  If you are a good looking women on Big Pine Key you get harassed for it. Then the guys complain about there not being any good looking girls on Big Pine Key.  Are you  nincompoops starting to get it yet. Duh!
31
Sam and John (BP Coffee Shop). You are fine, fine people and you and your business are an asset to our community.  We are glad you are here.  Don't change a thing.
31
The first picture is of one of Flagler's engines. It is one of the first ever out of the mold. Les (Glassworks) gave it to me and one for each of my sisters. I watched him make it. The next picture is one of those infamous insulators. It is made by the Hemingray Co. I collected a bunch when I was young. I got cut on the bottom of my foot bad collecting them, 24 stitches. Ouch.
31
Hey, Mr. Padget, want some votes from Big Pine?  Ax Axford.
31
Vote for John PadgetYou need a big change for the good of the children.
31 The only way our children will be able to get a better education in this district is to elect an outsider. The local, good ol' boy, candidate Mr. Acevido will deliver the same ol' stuff that's placed our school system at the bottom of the heap. We really need a new thinker like Padget to get this school system out of that heap.
31
No we don't need a Wendy's here on BP. We have too many restaurants that would be put out of business. Which means jobs are lost. No one can compete with their prices. In the shopping center alone 3 places would be severely affected, excluding WD. Has anyone formed a committee to protest like we did for Walgreen's?
31
Cats. I drove through the Avenues yesterday and there were free roaming cats everywhere. Don't those residents realize that the domestic cat is an exotic predator whose instincts cause it to hunt and kill indiscriminately, no matter how well fed?  I feel sorry for any wildlife that try to live or migrate thru that area.
31
To the guy with the unstable girlfriend:  Do you think mental illness cures itself?  Your anchor gets heavier with time & it will continue to lower your stock.  Certainly you can do better than the current nutball you have settled for.  I feel sorry for you & everyone involved.  Good luck.

 

Saturday
October 30
2004
Vic Anderson of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers retired earlier this year. Like him or not, it was Vic and people like him that kept the Keys from looking like Miami.  Perhaps Vic did spend an inordinate amount of time on details that may seem trivial to some, but it's the incremental degradation that eventually adds up to an environmental mess.  Vic tried his very best to hold the line on the destruction of the Keys, at great personal cost. Vic is a man of principle and integrity, and we were fortunate to have him as our environmental watchdog for so many years.

As for the plugged canals on Big Pine, Ramrod and Little Torch...well those canals were plugged because they were dredged illegally back in the heyday of rampant environmental destruction and ruination of the Keys.  The plugging of those canals was the penalty for the illegally dredging them. If there was any real environmental justice, the canals would have been backfilled and the land restored.

Seriously, folks.  Haven't the Keys seen enough thrashing and development? How much more development do we as a community really need?  Lots of folks complain about government regulation, but they sure like that vacant lot next to their house.  Next time your walking the dog and enjoying the peace and beauty of Big Pine, realize there are plenty of folks that had to forfeit their dream of building so you can enjoy your walk.

Think what the Keys would look like if every lot was developed.  How long would the lines in Winn Dixie be?  Traffic anyone?  Any fish left in the sea?  Would you still want to live here?  Think it through.
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I am the sanctimonious crap spewing, got miner, mangrove murderer.  Yes, they do die on their own; and yes you are allowed to trim a certain amount.  The ones I "gradually" removed were no bigger than a potted plant of average size, altogether.  Threats are so much fun.  Thanks for keeping an eye out for me since you know who I am.  I have a copy of the overhead photos and will be happy to share.  Have a wonderful Fantasy Fest weekend.
30 Re the ammo dump . Your statements are fat and utter lies.   KSTP St Paul Minn. Channel 5  news crew was with U.S. soldiers in Iraq as they discovered large amounts of unguarded explosives just after the fall of Baghdad. This has become a sensitive issue, since tons of explosives are reported missing from that area and are possibly now in the hands of the enemy.

The news crew was with soldiers from the 101st Airborne division on April 18, 2003 when they checked out the bunkers at or near Al-Qaqaa. Inside those bunkers, they found a variety of explosives.   The films of their visit are all over the media (including CNN last night).

So, it wasn't gone before the US arrived as Bush claims.  Bush failed to secure the explosives and now it is in the hands of terrorists. The world is far more unsafe now. Thanks to Bush and his colleagues. VOTE KERRY.

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Restaurant Review: I tried a Radagest beer or two (or three) at the Bohemia restaurant on Flagler in K.W. With a name like that I thought it would be German, but it was Czechoslovakian. What good beer and what old lousy food. I think the food was left over from Tito’s era.

30 Fashion Police: Ditto on the stupid visor. This isn't Pebble Beach Country Club. That women thinks she's the queen of Big Pine and we're all peasants.
30 To the person who wrote in about Sam, her visor, body parts, you should be ashamed. Maybe the "visor" keeps hair out of the food, maybe she feels comfortable in it during her 15 hour day. Obviously, you must be perfect to pass judgment on someone as dear and sweet as Sam, or maybe you are like the rest of the mean-spirited people who are just plain jealous that you don't look like her. I for one enjoy this web site but I was embarrassed to read those entries. As far as the silicone, do you live with her, some people are just born lucky. It takes hard work, excise and good eating habits to look like that, So while your eating your twinkles and thinking of who you can hurt next, why don't you take a jog or bike ride and work on yourself.
30 I certainly wish I had nothing better to do than complain of politics, notice a local restaurant owners irritating attire,  watch my neighbors trim mangroves and some of the other bulls**t Piners consider worthy of making comments about on this website.   For such a great community we have some very small people in our midst.  Rise above it!
30 Note to editor:  Why do you post the slams about people's appearance on here (woman with visor?) 
(Ed: The only way to really know what a community thinks is to publish everything, even the crap. We disapprove of much of this stuff, but we are not censors. That's the whole purpose of Kudos and Whiners.)
30 Speaking of silicone, Dawn Ward (wife of John Ward of Fishcutters) has the owner from the Coffee Shop beat. Those tiny low-cut shirts she wears are hot!!
30 To the women who owns the Big Pine Coffee Shop.  I hope you don't care what some obnoxious low life scumbags who are obviously burning up with jealous say about you.  Those people are an embarrassment to themselves and this island of Big Pine Key.  Big Pine Key seems to have been a haven for those types, most
of us here wish they would just leave. Eventually they drink themselves to death.  You work hard take care of yourself and are an asset to this community and choose to where a visor while you are doing it.  Believe this the community of  Big Pine Key is happy with what you have done and are proud to have you as a business owner, especially with your visor on!   
30
The B.P. Restaurant has the best damn baby back ribs you'll ever eat, I never really noticed the lady's visor. There are more interesting protrusions on her anatomy. Definitely Peg Bundy.
30 I agree 2 for 20 pizza is not only nasty pizza but the cook is very unsanitary. Picking his nose and then preparing food. They never use gloves to prepare the food nor do they wash their hands. I'm not sure the cook even washes his body.
30
Let's Ax Axford! Sugarloaf needs a principal that cares about our kids not FCAT scores. Our kids deserve better. Get rid of her.
30
I have lived in BPK only 4 years and I, too, am against any fast food places coming to town. Once the first is here then the rest will follow. I also think when the new Paradise Mobil is built and the old one torn down another piece of BPK will be gone forever. Take your pictures now so the next generation can see what BPK used to look like.
30 I can't wait for Wendy's to come to Big Pine. It's about time we get a fast food restaurant on Big Pine. It is impossible to take a lunch break and get a good meal cooked quickly leaving time to actually enjoy your food before you have to go back to work. Why is it when you call ahead to pick up food that they don't start cooking it till you get there? That defeats the purpose of calling ahead. Coco's is the worst about that. And they are so rude when you go in and expect your food to be ready.
30
I wish I could go through the Winn Dixie checkout without the cashier complaining to me. I personally hate grocery shopping to begin with and after spending time searching every isle because they moved EVERYTHING in the store and dodging rude people that walk right in front of me like I'm not even there; then I have to hear the cashiers complaining about managers, broken registers, not getting breaks and whatever else is on their minds. Keep it to yourselves. I don't want to hear it. I have my own problems. Just ring up my stuff and let me go. Oh, and the self-check-outs suck just like at K-Mart. Winn Dixie should have done their homework on that one.
30
Ed, you haven't lived here long enough to give out island history, you got some things right, but Les used the insulators to make stuff with. There is still a pile of them in the woods near there. He also used old broken black glass bottles and any other glass he could find laying around. You see, as a little kid, Les used to let me sit and watch them work all the time. I have a collection of things he gave me when they were still cooling off. God blesses us with the little things in life to remember.
(Ed: I stand corrected. Would you send some photos so we all can see these pieces? Thanks.)
30
How long do we have to look at that eyesore that used to be Montes?
30 The Breezeswept Motel was the one at the Tiki Bar on Ramrod.  It still looks the same
30 The Breeze Swept Motel is Looe Key now.
30
I don't think that is Breeze Swept Motel.  It never looked that good.  It looks to me like it is from the old Mariner's Resort.  The pool was out off the Restaurant, Peg Leg's.  Those were the days!
30 That picture looks like the Looe Key Motel which used to be Breeze Swept in the 60's.
Friday
October 29
2004

 

 


I'm afraid to go to bed!

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Do mangroves not die on their own?  Should they not then be removed?  This is an honest question, since I don't know anything about them and haven't had any dealings with the situation.
I saw a reference to the Big Pine Key Botanical Society a few days back. Where can I get more information about this group and their activities?  
(Ed: Call Peggy 744-0241.)
29
Kressler: 3 years prison would be plenty, if spent suspended from the ceiling by the offending body parts.
29
To the person who asked why the woman at The Big Pine Restaurant always wears the sun visor, please remember that this is a person you are talking about, who has real feelings.  Samantha is a very nice person.  I have gotten to know her from going into the restaurant. She & John have done a great job of cleaning up the place and improving the over-all quality of the restaurant. I think we are lucky to have them here.
29 To the person asking about the Big Pine Coffee Shop owner wearing a sun visorGet a life! Wahhhhhhh!
29 I know I should not be saying this but I cannot save myself, the she owner of the coffee shop wears that visor to cut the glare coming from all that silicone she has on the upper part of her body.
29 I would love to see what the person looks like that is passing judgment on the women in the coffee shop.
29 I have seen the lady that owns the Big Pine Coffee Shop with that visor too!  She stands out with it on that’s for sure. I, too, think she looks a little ridiculous to be wearing it all the time. I thought I was the only one who noticed she wears it all the time.  I think she kind of looks like Peg Bundy from Married with Children.
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1960's Breeze Swept Motel. Is this Big Pine Motel?

29 The sweet girl that works at Fishcutters is Mia and she isn't related to John and Dawn. She's married to Robert. He's the guy you see cooking all the delectable treats we go to Fishcutters for. They are a wonderful couple and you are right, Mia does brighten up the whole place.
29 I agree, let's get rid of Theresa Axford. She cares only about how she appears and not about what is best for our children. The problem is that she feels like she owns the school and anybody who opposes her gets the shaft. Either job wise or the kids get it. Have any of you seen what she has done with the SAC meetings? The people who want to run who would make a positive change aren't even let on the ballots. This isn't a fair or just system at all. Maybe she ought to move out of the keys and take her "artist" husband with her. What kind of art does he do anyway? Has anybody ever seen him "do" anything?  There are many parents who would like to see the kids learn more that just how to take an FCAT test. How about teaching our kids how to live and function productively in the real world? That wouldn't get FCAT money though.
29
Re: Big Pine Glassworks. The owner was Les Cunningham, a local legend at the time.  He died in a head-on crash with original refuge manager Jack Watson, Sr., back in the early 70's.  They were looking for key deer poachers. Both vehicles were running with lights out at night on Key Deer Blvd. when the crash occurred.  Watson survived.   Cunningham operated the glass foundry in the back of the (Montego Bay) property with a small shop up front.  I don't know about the glass insulators, but I know he made a lot of knick-knack stuff, paperweights, etc. 
29 I remember the Big Pine Glassworks only vaguely, as I was a little kid. I do have a beautiful blown glass swan made by the guy that worked there. I believe we had two in our family, it was news to me that it was a practical job as well as an artistic pursuit. Does anyone else have any pieces from there? I don't know if the guy had a side business or was friends with my parents.
29
I don't think the Glassworks ever made electrical insulators. They made art glass paper weights that were very beautiful, but who needed expensive paperweights?
29 We moved to Big Pine in '68. The Glassworks was here. I think they closed in '71, maybe '72.
29 Re: BPK Glassworks. Thanks for the info.  Do you mean the building that was Margaret Wright’s real estate office? I bought a Big Pine Key Glassworks ashtray on ebay and it is very cool.
29 Want to see the most frightening thing this Halloween season?
29 Brett Cantler has a disease called cycloid (?) vomiting syndrome. I had never heard of it and am not sure what it is, but he has been in Miami Children's Hospital since late Aug. That is about all I know.
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If you like hair in your pizza and want to find a piece of a roach’s leg underneath the crust of your pizza then 2 for 20 Pizza is the place for you!  I ate there one year ago and got the hair on my pizza. I gave the place a rest then figured it was an honest mistake. So I gave it another go three weeks ago, and low and behold, a cute little ROACH’S LEG was under my nephew’s pizza slice.  I will never buy another thing from this obviously unclean establishment.  I think they should be inspected very closely by the proper agency.  God only knows what people eat that they can’t even see from this place.  Think again before you eat there.

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Are they installing new channel markers in the W-D parking lot?

29 Please do not ever let Corporate America into Big Pine.  That means no fast food chains, or Wal-Marts.  Winn Dixie and CVS is more then enough.  You could consider a little more space for small businesses, a county Group Insurance policy so small business owners can afford health insurance for their staff and a little bit more affordable housing.  I recently had to move from Big Pine because I discovered this great place a little to late to afford a home and I never was able to afford the cost of health insurance even if I was lucky to find a job that did offer it.  There are very few employers in the keys that can afford a good benefit package for their people.  The County is about it. Even though my standard of living went down when I arrived in Big Pine three years ago I was still so much happier there then any place I had ever lived before.  It was the people, my neighbors that made the difference.  I miss being a part of the Big Pine community.  But I will visit often and spend my vacation money at all the local places.
29
The ammo dump in question was listed by the UN inspectors as one to be watched when the US moved in.  An imbedded reporter for NBC was with the soldiers when they arrived at the spot and reported it had been emptied sometime before the US arrived there.  This story was first reported in April 2003 and conveniently recycled (minus relevant dates) in time to cause a pre-election uproar.
29 To address the "Kerry is not worthy" person. Put down that kool-aid, man and get a clue. www.Factcheck.org will give you the real info not that crap they spew on the evening news.
29 If you want good food, quick and friendly and cheap, try Pizzaworks.
Thursday
October 28
2004

 

 


Halloween is so scary. It Beckons.

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RE: KRESSER SENTENCE. 3 years State Prison and 8 years sex offender probation. What a joke! I am a victim of rape which occurred when I was 9 months pregnant and as a result I lost a baby son. RAPE RUINS LIVES! Not only the victim's, but also the entire family. This predator should have been put away for LIFE! Hopefully he will get his "DUE" while serving his time and will never make it back to the streets.
28 The last thing we want in the keys is a Wal-mart, you are only thinking of yourself, not the business people that operate busnesses and stores through the Keys. How many more do you want them to put out of business and work? It's tough enough down here as it is.
28 Out of all the fast food restaurants that could come to Big Pine, why Wendy's?  I don't even eat fast food that often, but come on, I'd rather have a McDonalds.
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This is what happens if you don't change your brake shoes on your boat trailer every year.

28 Can someone please tell me what has happened to Brett Cantler? What a great family. My son use to play baseball with him & Brooks was his coach. We moved away about 2 years ago but saw him in August. Please any info would be great.
28 Mangrove killer. We know who you are and we saw what you did. You are in a heap of touble now that you have confessed online. 
28 2 for 20 pizza is still alive and kicking like a lot of other businesses since the 3 hurricaines. Hang in there guys and don't let the rumors bother you.
28
School Board Members. Are you listening to what the community is telling you?  Get your act together and start acting like professionals.
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I have lived here for 30 years and don’t know a thing about the Big Pine Key Glassworks.  Anyone know when and where it existed?  
(ED: It was located in the Montego Bay building. In the tin building behind it. That's where the furnace was. They used to make glass insulators for the utility poles. I don't know what year it was. After it closed, the first bar there was named the Glass Tiki.)

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Kerry is not worthy to be a citizen of the United States much less our President.  At every opportunity he is belittling our country and our soldiers which is undermining our efforts and sending the wrong message to the world.  He betrayed our country after the Vietnam war and even met with the enemy in Paris.  How come he wasn't arrested for aiding and abetting the enemy?  2.  He testified that heads and ears were chopped off and villages burned by him and others.  Again, why wasn't he arrested?  The man is a criminal.  I don't know how he sleeps at night. 
28 My dear kind Sirs.  I would politely like to point out that Mr. Bush and his collegues have not made us more secure.  Among other failures, they have failed to secure the explosives and secure the peace in Iraq. The PBS Frontline show last night Rumsfeld's war:  http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/pentagon/  did an excellent job of illustrating how the current Administration failed to prepare for this war and have made the world far less safe.   Please kind Sirs and Madams, consider a vote for Kerry/Edwards on Nov 2. Thank you, sincerely.
28 We need more than one president. We need a presidential council of 5 leaders. No one man should be on such an ego trip.
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Re updates;  Maybe add a time stamp to your date box?  I think you've already used that sometimes.  There's plenty of room in the box, but I don't know how much trouble it is to add.  You'd have to standardize; time sent or time rec'd or time posted.  No big deal, I thoroughly enjoy catching up in here no matter when stuff shows up!
28 I like the updates.  Please continue, if you have the time.  I get to see your advertisements more and it gives me something to do during the afternoon, when my boss thinks I'm working.  Just be consistent.
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Go here http://www.salon.com/comics/knig/2004/10/27/knig/index1.html

28 Why does the woman owner of the Big Pine Coffee Shop always wear that sun visor?  It looks stupid, especially at night.  I'll bet she sleeps in it.
28
Please vote,  but not for Bush.
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Restaurant Review: To the person complianing about Mangrove Mama's attitude problem; Have u tried that place on Summerland that used to be just a fish house down the street from Monte's? There is the cutest, most helpful girl that work's a lot. She's always there at night. Anyway, she brightens the room with her smile and is always dressed appropriatly - may even be related to the owner's?? Attitude always GREAT. Thank you.
Wednesday
October 27
2004

 

 

Thanks to MJ Muller for this years' Halloween graphics.

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Have you noticed the lousy erasers on pencils these days. They’re more plastic than rubber. They don’t work very well and, sometime, leave streaks on the paper.

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ROCKY THE ATTACK CAT. I love this cat! He used to own the street in Key West as well as several store fronts. Now he's a passive pussy being licked by all the local key deer here on our precious island at a local's private sanctuary. What a cat's life.
27 Kresser got 3 years in the state prison and 8 years sex offender probation.
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The bug in the picture is a Lubber Grasshopper, and they eat everything in sight, but nothing seems to want to eat them.
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That bug looks like a former grasshopper.  The best cure is a duck, they are death on the buggers!  But you will have another mess to deal with.  At least it's all natural.
27 If you have those grasshoppers you want to kill them all. They will not only kill your plants they will also kill your grass. I had them about 10 yrs. ago after I had planted all new sod. They were very pretty as babies black & orange. They ate all my new sprouts plus a lot of plants. You can hear them chewing away on the leaves of your plants! If you don't like squishing them you can wasp spray on them.
27 Those grasshoppers are VERY common and very distructive. Get some garden bug killer; or try the old favorite that I keep finding more uses for... cayanne pepper. 
27
Glen Reber is alive and well on Ave. E
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Anyone out there know what is going on with our community park? When will they start? I went to a meeting almost 2 years ago and everyone agreed to use the Sugarloaf School field as an alternative soccer field, that was 2 soccer seasons ago and still nothing. I remember Steve Miller working on this before I had children, my youngest is now almost 11 years old. When will we get our park? We need it, go check out Watson Field and how everyone is using a corner of it to support all our youth activities; and those who can't fit are over at St. Peter's practicing. I think it's about time we all get together and find out what the hold up is.
27 I must say this, please vote for R. Acevedo. If you vote for Mr. Padget, you are voting against our teachers. He refuses to pay the teachers a living wage, even though everyone voted to allow more money to go to teachers salaries. I realize that he is not a conch and he is "shaking" things up, but that does not mean it is necessarily good. He is big business, look at all the people who gave to his campaign. Ed Swift has given him tons of $$$, why do you think that is? You do not get something for nothing. Look around, ask a teacher they will tell you.
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How do we get rid of Terry Axford? Sugarloaf Elementary/Middle school Principal. She does not want to be an elementary principal anymore; she wants to move on to High School. She doesn't do much to earn her $140,000 plus salary. Parents, let's get rid of her and get someone as our principal that has the best interests of our children in mind. It's time for a change.
27
All you Kerry folks be sure and get out there and vote Wednesday, November 3rd, okay?
27 Ah, you didn't kiss butts--you followed the rules, eh? But, you just admitted to removing mangroves to make room for that delicious seawall. Did you not know that removing mangroves is illegal? YOU BROKE THE RULES. And you preach to us about following rules? Oh, if only Vic knew. If only he had checked those aerial photos ahead of time. You'd be whacking up that lovely seawall in no time and replanting twice the amount of mangroves you removed.
27
Granted, the US has a lot that needs fixing, but it will be pretty hard to fix any of it if we aren't keeping the terrorists at bay. Busy running for their lives.  I've seen Bush deal with that, I haven't even heard a good idea from Kerry.  However, we do need some genius to come up with a flash of brilliance to deal with immigration.
27
Has anyone noticed how the Kerry supporters are so fanatical and rude in their emails?  Is this a requirement to be a Democrat?  Is it learned, or were they born with it?  Inquiring minds want to know.  They say the Republicans are using fear to push their campaign.  Yeah, right, like the Democrats aren't doing the same thing?  It's also amazing that 9/11 is being blamed on the Bush administration, when he had only been in office part of a year.  When, in fact, most of this can be blamed on previous administrations, such as Clinton's (not grabbing Bin Laden when he had the chance?)  Oh, but that's okay, he's a Democrat.
27 Our Constitution:  They  keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, its worked for over  200 years and we're not using it anymore.
27
Hostess Review:  Mangrove Mamas. Your simple job is to smile & say, “Hello & Goodbye” and seat the customers according to their wishes.  We ate dinner there early Tuesday evening after walking in & saying hello to you, your only reply was, “Two?  Inside or Out?”  After that you threw the menus on the unleveled table & waddled away. We requested a bigger table and your response was that it could be too busy (not), but you hesitantly obliged the customers.  We would have ordered another round of drinks and desserts, but the restaurant was freezing-cold to keep the staff comfortable.  Other diners were obviously chilly; bundled-up and bolting out the front door.  My glands are swollen!  The final blow was leaving & not hearing goodbye.  They are more hospitable in Blockbuster video than your mistreatment.  I am going to guess your family owns the joint from your dirty jeans and a very bad attitude.  The wait staff and the food are way too good for such a bad first impression.  The restaurant would be better served with you in the back, washing dishes.
27

I just wanted to say how OUTSTANDING I think our local community is for supporting little Brett Cantler’s cause by showing up at the car wash on Saturday at M&M auto.  Everyone from the children who helped wash cars and sell baked goods to the adults who handled the auction, the raffle and washing all those cars.  And, boy, there were a lot of them.  These people washed 4 cars at a time, constantly moving them in and out.  It was really amazing.  Also, I think it’s wonderful that so many area businesses donated goods and services to be auctioned or raffled off.  Julie Allen, your cookies were absolutely beautiful and, boy, was that biscotti with chocolate good.  I can’t believe you baked so much stuff for this bake sale.  You made it great.  I was, also, so amazed by the numerous people who just stopped by and gave donations without even getting there car washed.  Marine Bank did a great job with the food they sold.  Everything was really yummy and all proceeds went to help the Cantlers.  This car wash truly showed yet again how Big Piners take care of their neighbors.  I heard one man say to another “ Big Piners always take care of their neighbors…they donate and ask what is was for…later.”  How true.  What a great place to live.

27 Fellow Piners and Whiners: I am so sick of election rhetoric I could vomit. Thank God we live in a place that is unspoiled by the hustle and bustle of mainland life.  I don't know which candidate will do more damage.  It gives one a lot of incentive to go and vote.  Drink a cool one and watch another fabulous Florida keys sunset and say a prayer for Jack Henry and Jerry McClain.  Thank God for everything you've got.
27 Okay.  I had to go through the archives, back to August.  And during August, it looks like you placed updates (other than morning posts) at the top of that day.  Then during September and most of October the updates were below all the morning posts.  Yesterday, the afternoon posts were co-mingled with the morning posts.  I have probably lost two thirds of your readers at this point, and it is no big deal.  Just bored without the cable.
27
I, too, have noticed the switcheroo.  It's as if some posts are answered the same day. How can that be?
27 (Ed: You Pinees are too sharp! You've noticed the playing around with the postings. We're trying to figure out the best way to present updates; and if we should even have them.)
Tuesday
October 26
2004

 

Ooooo. Scary!

26 I spoke with a Big Piner today who has mucho oleander around his house (and mucho deer) and he told me that the deer don't eat it.
26 Great job with this page.  I read it every day.  And see your advertisers every day also.  But what is up?  Are you playing switcheroo on us also?  First, you put new (same day) posts above the old posts. Then, they are below the old posts. Now they are co-mingled.  Maybe trying to find the best fit or just seeing if we are paying attention.
(Ed: I don't see it. Try hitting F5 or the refresh button on your browser.)
26 Restaurant Review: We've been ordering delivery from China Garden for over seven years. They arrive fast, and the food has always been excellent; the quality hasn't changed throughout this time, although we miss the California rolls that they offered years ago. The steamed dumplings and shredded pork with garlic sauce are particularly delicious. Good Chinese restaurants are rare, and we are fortunate to have them here on Big Pine.
26

 

 

Do you have any of these bugs? This one's crushed, but before it was crushed it ate a lot of my garden.

26
Abused: Be proud that you have spoken up to help save others from his abuse.  That takes real guts.  You're done being his victim.
26
How much time did Kresser get for the crime he did to two little girls?
26 How about that Fidel Castro fall? We'll be seeing him in a wheelchair from now on. Too bad he didn't break his neck.
26
To the one who asked if you have half a brain. Take a long look at your candidate, Bush, does the word Idiot come to mind, or how about Weasel or better yet the Anti-Christ? Go Kerry. No More Bush!
26

Here’s a free little program that places the date next to the time on your computer’s task bar. TClockEx at:  http://www.pcworld.com/downloads/file_description/0,fid,6122,00.asp  After downloading, open it and under the clock tab paste: MM/d/yy h:m:s and that will display the date and time like this: 10/23/04 3:26:21 There are many other options, but this will save you time trying to figure them out.

26
Tuesday, November 2nd national celibacy day. No Bush No Dick. Go Kerry.
26
VOTE KERRY! If Bush is doing such a brilliant job, why are boatloads of refugees still landing like crazy.  A terrorist could easily land right in our backyards. Why are people getting into supposedly secure airports to stow away in hubcaps?  Why are professional workers not able to get health insurance omeds?  Why, why, why?  I'm so scared of Bush being allowed, by the ignorance of voters and non-voters, to continue this nightmare.  Bush is only playing the game to frighten us.  Believe me, if he is re-elected, you will be a sorry human beings.  Change can only be a positive act at this point.  Please vote Kerry.  You can vote now at the Public Library at the Winn Dixie Shopping Center.
26


This guy stays under my house every year to heal after he's been wounded rutting. Hey, guy. Keep it in you're pocket and you won't get so beat up every year.

26 Why don't we have a national voting system?  The States aren't doing a good job and everyone has a different way of handling it.  Thousands of lawyers are on standby for November 2nd.  Worse yet, some of our troops aren't going to get their absentee ballots in time.  All because of a lawsuit.  Go figure!
26
To all you Kerry loving, left wing bleeding hearts out there, please listen up. Your guy is not qualified nor is he capable of running this nation in peacetime, let  alone what we are up against today. George Bush did not ask for attacks on NYC & DC & Penn. He has done EVERYTHING he can to stop it, and just based on how Sept. 11th was handled he deserves more years!
26


"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:  It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
26 Don’t forget to vote on Nov. 2.  Still undecided?  Consider:  Kerry voted for tax increases over 90 times.  He has never supported a tax decrease.  He consistently votes against any military spending to support our armed forces and voted against funding intelligence gathering for homeland security just after 9-11.  He claims to support the 2nd Amendment right to bear arms but is a co-sponsor of the most restrictive gun control bill ever introduced.  (He accepted a campaign gift of a shot gun and praised it’s quality yet it would be illegal under his bill, if passed.  His so called ‘hunting trip’ has been shown to be a sham to pander the sportsman vote.)  When addressing autoworkers he bragged about his SUV’s but less than two weeks later he denied owning an SUV while talking to an environmental  group.  His distortions and lies go on forever and he will say anything that his audience of the day wants to hear.  He claims to support the working middle class men and women yet, voting for more than 90 tax increases doesn’t sound like support to me.  He supports a 50 cent PER GALLON TAX INCREASE on gasoline.  I guess he will be supporting working people while they’re walking to work.  Please vote on Nov. 2nd.  But, do so armed with the facts.  Investigate Kerry’s Senate voting record over his 20 years in office and look at the legislation he has voted against and voted for.  (Consistently more big government, more taxes and less individual rights) You may not like Bush for a variety of reasons but Kerry is a frightening thought.
Monday
October 25
2004
25
To the abuse victim;  NEVER think of yourself as ruined.  Bad things happen to good people.  You can rise above it.  Stay strong.  Your abuser is the ruined person and hopefully he can be redeemed, but there is no shame on you.
25 Abuse: You had nothing to do with it. you're not ruined at all. Don't think that you are. thank you for sharing your awful story with us.
25 Kresser. Nite, nite, keep your butt hole tite. I'm glad you got your justice.
25

School superintendent: I’ll vote for John Padget because he doesn’t need the job. The other candidate is desperate for work and has to have the job. Padget’s made more innovative changes in these last couple of years (and pissed off more tired ol’ bureaucrats) than all the others have done in their collective careers. Check the record. We have a lousy school system and with Duncan Mathewson on the board and John Padget running it things are sure to change for the better.

25

 

 

1982 Hippy living in the woods unloading a wrecked beer truck for "supplies" on Big Pine.

25 RE: HALF A BRAIN. Maybe true. Most of us don't even utilize that much of our grey matter resource, so Ill consider it a compliment. As far as BUSH AND KERRY as  running mates--'twas a joke. Not many got apparently. Albeit, at least one of you out there did, but don't feel poorly, actually I didn't even get it right away; and I wrote it. Really it was a mistake, but the more I looked at it the more truth I saw in the situation. So now they are running mates, of sorts.
25
Web Cam. Just a few questions; how tall are those trees?  Is the cam on the roof of a 2-story building?  What's the blinking light on the left side, in the distance?  I'm guessing a cell tower.  Can we see through the trees to the ground?  Do the key deer ever come by?
(Ed: Regular slash pines-35'tall. Yes. The tower on Pine channel and beyond it is the Pine channel bridge on US1, but you can't see it. No. No, that part of the woods is fenced off.)
25
FYI: Well, Half-minded babbler here replying to the slick slogan left a couple days ago.  It's too bad that Kerry has over 75% of the United State's votes because obviously they're NOT living under a rock and they can see this huge SH*T Hole that Bush put us in.  Is your son in Iraq, You mindless piece of sh*t? No I don't think so.  Please do me a favor and stop embarrassing yourself? Thank You.  VOTE KERRY!
25
I think they need to bring back the hair nets. I was having a late lunch at the Big Pine Coffee Shop and the girl with the red hair brought it out to me with two hairs in the plate. That's it for me: the she owner  was so busy talking, talking and I waited, I just was sick to my stomach. Sorry, I won't be back. The memory is hard to fade. I can still see the girl picking her toes and I only read it here. No ice cream for me. Living Large in Big Pine you can't make this stuff up.
25 One SARCASTIC thing to say. COMCAST!  Cable is out once again. I thought digital wasn't supposed to go out?  Between the cell phone "insurance" cable and Internet service, I'm more frustrated than a deaf mute playing bingo, getting bingo and trying to holler out bingo.
25
Reply to Engineers for Dock Drawings. I recommend hiring Sandra Walters Consultants, Inc. in Key West for the permitting and Perez Engineering in Key West for the Dock Drawing. Big Piners work at both of these companies, and I got my dock permitted through the Army Corps when I hired Sandra Walters Consultants.
25
Who's butt did I kiss to be able to build a seawall?  Well, let's see.  We started many years before by very gradually removing the mangroves that were growing on the bank of the canal.  Then we applied for the permit.  This was very expensive.  Then we paid for a biological survey.  Then we paid for another elevation survey.  Then we waited and waited.  Finally we had someone from the county come by then we paid another firm to send all the letters required to all the federal and state and local agencies and waited some more.  After about 18 months total we were granted the permit and work commenced.  At each step in the building process there were more inspections until it was finally finished and inspected for the last time.  A lot of work, but the day it was completed our property value increased by another $50.000.00.  There was no butt kissing.  We just followed the rules
25 You followed the rules?  I should say not.  It is ILLEGAL to remove the mangroves, no matter how gradually.  Be careful who you admit that to.
25
I don't know anything about this Vic person, but judging from the comments I wonder if 60 Minutes would be interested in this story?
25 BIG PINE KEY DRUG ADDICT, POET: marvelous, more please, and I do hope you are keeping a journal or some type of collection of your most creative works. I always thought a photo book of the dark side of the keys would be an enchanting project.  Perhaps a glossy cover depicting the human fecal
matter and toilet paper there by the 7 mile bridge abutment for the cover of this coffee table book. Hey, my pictures your poetry. Keep up the good work.
25
Here is a picture of Rocky the Attack Cat, being licked all over by a Key Deer. This is from a story in the Key West Weekly.
25
There's probably a good reason that nobody has commented on the other Gulfside restaurant on Summerland. I ate there a few days ago and spent $10 for a fish sandwich and a soda - and for my money I'd much rather eat at FishCutters where I always leave stuffed for under $10. If you try one of those hoagie fish sandwiches, you'll know what I mean.  
25
What happened to China Garden, Big Pine. Over the past 4 years there has been a steady decline in the food quality. Maybe all of Winn Dixie chicken & cat rumors are true. Why doesn't a disgruntled employee give us the real scoop regarding everyone in town's food poisoning incidences? Very hit or miss.
25
Just wishing everyone a safe and fun FantasyFest. Sorry I have to miss this one especially since I have been to them all. I'll have to settle for watching the various live Web cams around K.W., and BPK, of course. Please don't drink and drive. Drink and dance.
25 I heard that Subway is coming to Big Pine too. What happened to the Shrimp Farm on Summerland? They are closing up shop. The county wants to put afforable housing in there, or a homeless park.
25
S
cottys is dying
. Stick a fork in them and put them out of their misery. We need to get something in there and fast. Where's a super Wal-Mart when you need them?
25 I can't wait for Wendys to open. This is the best thing ever. To bad those "NIMBY" losers are going to fight it all the way.
25 George W. Bush was the first pres. to fund stem cell research, so good or bad he's done more than you liberals.
25
To the person that said "Are you all blind, deaf and dumb? Good Lord, watch 9-11, you will know." Give me your address so I can send you reading glasses and a hearing aid.  For those that have seen Fahrenheit 9/11, read what this fella says (and by the way, he is a lifelong Democrat) about the film.  This film is some of the worst propaganda I have ever seen, and this guy points out how Michael Moore manipulated certain film pieces and totally changed the context of what was happening (like taking a quote by Ms. Rice and cutting it off to make it sound like she said just the opposite of what was actually said.)  I hope Now Showing Video can get in the movie Fahrenhype 9/11 before the elections.  And I hope the movie "Stolen Valor" comes out on TV before the elections.
 http://www.davekopel.com/Terror/Fiftysix-Deceits-in-Fahrenheit-911.htm
Sunday
October 24
2004

 

Don't drink too much at FantasyFest.

24 Actually the charges that Mark Kresser pled GUILTY to were from two separate people. It happened to me when I was 12 years old. He ruined my life. He deserves what he got and he should NOT have people defending him. Would you like your 12 year old daughter to have her breasts and vagina fondled? I didn't enjoy it and I WISH it didn't happen. Just because he didn't stick his penis inside me doesn't mean he didn't ruin me. HOW can I trust anyone now? If I can't trust to sleep at a friends house without being sexually molested. Go ahead and protect him, your words won't mean s**t when he's bent over that jail bed. Ha, justice was served.
24


It’s over.  Landmark or eyesore, it ain’t no more.  1986-2004   R.I.P. (Rumor has it that the County will use the cleared site for a homeless shelter)

24
The Medivan is at St. Peter's on Thursdays.  It's best to call first for an appt.  They work on a sliding scale and have a small co-pay ($10.00?).  You'll find the phone number under Rural Health Network of Monroe County. 
24
Key deer are not indigenous to the Keys. They are white tailed deer brought from upstate New York by Flagler for sport. Key deer are not inherently diminutive. They were taken out of their natural habitat where they thrived, and placed in a fragile environment incapable of supporting their dietary and territorial needs. They are not an endangered species as they are not a species in itself, but the result of environmental conditioning. Like the albino deer at Argon Labs in Illinois, they have been compromised by negative environmental conditioning and over time, resulted in a degradation of the species. You are being fooled by an illusion created for no other reason than to justify government involvement, grants and funding for redundant layers of bureaucracy and unnecessary jobs. Just try building a dock, deck or porch in a refuge for bogus deer.
24 If you are still undecided, VOTE KERRY.
24 I agree. Wendy's off the Highway would be good.  We should have choices
24
Restaurant Review:  We had take-out China Garden on Thursday evening and my husband and I are both still ill with food poisoning.
24
Restaurant Review: Food is good, beer is free, and atmosphere is very pleasing. FISHCUTTERS
24 I'm waiting for a Restaurant Review for the new place on Summerland Key, Gulfside and not Fishcutters.
24 Does anyone have any information regarding a Big Pine Key resident by the name of Glenn Reber? I think family members are tyring to get in touch with him.
24 I was one of Rob French's best friends. I have to say, what a wonderful, gentle soul. He was my bud. I will miss him always. I thought that if I lived to be an old, old age, that Rob and I would swing on the ol' porch swing and laugh all day long. Well, as it turns out, Rob found another porch swing. And that's ok. I miss you my fine, fine friend...
24 Election: Are you all blind, deaf and dumb? Good Lord, watch 9-11, you will know.
24
To the Big Pine drug addict. Don't get self-righteous. Do what you do let others do what they do. Just remember that everyone is not where they wish to be.
24


Old Bahia Honda Bridge.

24 Re: Follow the rules. Now here's a typical bit of advice coming from a "got-miner". Get off your high horse and tell us who's butt did you kiss? You don't even know the rules. A limited number of permits are issued per quarter for new construction on Big Pine, so houses are allowed if you're willing to put up with the ROGO and cesspit credit game. And what a game it is; favoring the rich who have way too much time and money on their hands. But those who bought their lots years ago never realized they may never be able to build their dream home--because the rules have changed. As a property owner you have certain unalienable rights. Legislature that impedes these rights or favors certain socio-economic groups should be questioned and rigorously scrutinized. Fences also are allowed as long as they conform to the opacity, height and setback requirements. But as I've already said, perfectly conforming docks that follow the rules--are still being prohibited by good 'ol boy Vic. Ah, but the plugged canal issue has nothing to do with too many houses or key deer. It so perfectly illustrates the strong arm tactics of the Army Corps of Engineers and one Vic Anderson's hidden agendas. Do your research before you spout off that sanctimonious crap. I bet you break rules. Your type always do when there is personal advantage involved.
24 Re Army Corps of Engineers: I agree with you about just ignoring them. If we all ignore them, hopefully they'll go away. But for all practical purposes, maybe there's a better way to remove the thorn in our side. Vic Anderson is the problem and he'll fight for dear life to keep his cushy job. He'll find reasons so obscure and absurd that they defy logic and all rational thought. Why can't you build, why canals can't be opened? It's an embarrassment to our community and an insult to our intelligence. Someone ought to write a story, and publish it nationally, about the abject stupidity, hypocrisy, bias and political melee connected with the building and permitting process here in the Keys. It's laughable, but unfortunately for us, it isn't funny. Or maybe we can go over his head and get him fired for over-burdening the public with biased and highly flawed regulations that encroach property owners' rights to build and improve their homes, but sustain one's personal advantage and gain at the public's expense.
24
I understand the House of Music is going to have an open mike night for poetry reading and that kind of stuff. It is going to be the last Monday of every month (which is this Monday coming). With all the talented writers in the Keys and artistic people this could be a good venue to spread a little peace and harmony.
24 Let's pull the cat back out of the hat.  If I ever reincarnate as a dead cat I would want to be left on the ground to let the animals feed from. Giving back to nature and that's that

 

Saturday
October 23
2004
Regarding the Army Corps.  If  one would follow the rules these guys are reasonable.  You can't build houses because there are too many already. Fences on Big Pine are a no-no because of the Key Deer. You should have known about them before buying in a refuge. As for the dock, if you follow the rules and spend the money and take over a year for the permitting process maybe you'll get the permit.  We built a wonderful seawall legally not too long ago.  Follow the rules.
23 Army Corp. of Engineers. Since many of us don't have the cash to pay-off the right people and they probably won't accept SEX as a pay off, why don't we just ALL ignore them and do whatever the Hell we want to do?  When the code enforcers write us up, we will ALL ignore them.  If entire communities disregard their rules, how can they prosecute everyone?  Somehow we can vote them out of power.  I want them off my property.
23
Thanks  for all your contributions and support.  Unfortunately it was not enough to stop the demolition of the stairway. --The Save the Stairway Foundation.
23

 

 

What not to wear to Church.

23 I Was fortunate enough to know Rob French and his Family quite well for more than 25 years. I also know that when he moved to Key West, his life went through some changes. I also know some of the people lately living in one of Rob's K.W. properties where he spent too much time. They were NOT the cream of the crop! If you read with both eyes, you would have seen that the posting said Rob ALLEGEDLY Od'ed on drugs. And if you lived here more than a few years, you'd know this wasn't the first ALLEGED drug OD in the area. In addition, any untimely death no matter the cause IS an unfortunate loss of humanity, especially when they are Good Guys, and Rob was one of the best I've been privileged to have known. Lastly, I have no fear to face my own karma, how  about  you?
23 RESTAURANT REVIEW: I went to the Big Pine Restaurant the other night with two of my friends, the food was great, the service was great, the waitress was a sight for sore eyes, the atmosphere was great. I went in having a bad day and came out happy.  I also had a chance to speak with the owner, definitely a good guy. If you haven't been...go.  Keep it up guys.   Remember....tip as much as you can, were all on hard times here.
23

Restaurant Review: The Galley Grill on Summerland Key – what a fantastic place!  Delicious food with great specials.  They don’t whisk any plates away when only one of you has finished eating (height of rudeness) and let you digest each course a bit before bringing out the next wonderful plateful.  Oh, did I mention the value for money?  Very impressive.  My husband and I were sick to death of the same old boring menus everywhere with their “if it’s not fried it ain’t died” approach.  Galley Grill’s food is generous in portion, tasty and the staff are so welcoming and professional.  Did I mention the value for money bit?  Oh yes, so I did….

23
Not only does Nextel have the best wireless coverage on Big Pine, they also have the nicest (and best looking) employees.
23

Yes, you do all need a government health plan.  I have lived in many places around the world.  I have yet to come across another developed country like the USA with such a 3rd world healthcare system.  If Americans think it will mean no choice for them, it is complete nonsense.  Even if there’s a government health plan you can still opt out and get your own private health insurance if you choose.  The private health plans just open the doors to privately funded medical institutions e.g. the BUPA hospitals in the UK.  They are by no means better equipped than the government hospitals – probably the only thing better about them is their food and they have carpet in the corridors to the private rooms!  In France you can get 2 pairs of eye glasses, all your dentist visits and doctor visits free each year.  Fair enough your taxes are approximately 45% but it worked out to be a pittance compared to what your American medical bills could reach if you dare to become ill.  Let’s face it, in the USA, unless you are a veteran of a war, have a house to re-mortgage or have recently arrived over the border by land or sea with no identification papers, you’re buggered!   By the way, I heard there’s a Medivan which comes to St. Peter’s Church every week – can anyone give me the day and time just in case I ever get sick because I can’t afford health insurance in the “land of the free”?

23 RE: Flu Shots: Anyone that doesn't live under a stone, and even those who live under bridges, knows this whole country is on the edge of a Flu and Flu Shot crisis of a very serious nature. Already people are dying while in line waiting for Flu Shots that never arrived, and the pushing and shoving in long lines has already begun.  The story of half the Nation's supply being foreign made and going bad is the biggest shame of all. Pathetic. Rumors of this problem being of a political nature scares me more than the Flu and it's not even winter yet. I hope the worst is Not still to come. 
23
RE: FLU SHOTS. I have a real problem digesting the fact that the inmates of our penal institutions have received the flu vaccine and the majority of the general population of the United States will not be able to be immunized this flu season. What is wrong with this picture?
23
So, Big Piners, what do you think about Wendy's coming to a shopping center near you?
23
The Red Sox deserve to win as they worked hard for it, but the people of Boston don't deserve
the honor of a world series win.
23

 

Antler found on ground from a not too horney Key Deer.

23 RE: H.  I don't know which floating condo out there is H's however I did take note the other day  when out and about in the skiffaroo. There is a beautiful, rather large, BLUE one with tarps across topside washed ashore. Some shirts are hanging out in the breeze off the stern, long sleeved I think, on this mighty vessel. WRECK ASHORE MATEYS. I always thought it to be the one that Mr. Rojas lived on prior to his untimely demise; or unscheduled arrival to Heaven where his favorite little boys are playing harps. Perhaps he willed it to H. I really don't know. If anyone of you caring locals knows give a shout perhaps we can drag it out on a high tide.
23
Thanks, you guys. H is a great guy. Friends should get together and go visit him.
23 BUSH KERRY TEAM: Their new political slogan: Oh, Happy day, when Jesus comes and wash's our sins away. The more I think of Bush and Kerry as running mates the funnier it gets.
23 FYI:  George W. Bush and John "F," Kerry are not running mates. Please act like you have half a brain before coming on here with your mindless babble. GO BUSH!
23
We live in a world of smoke and mirrors and it is difficult to discern that which is real.  I believe that all who are in government are of the same club.  All we can do is vote for the one who represents less intrusion on our lives.  Less regulation, less taxes, etc.  One day, we will have someone who could care less about money and power and we will know him by his works.  This is not spiritual.  Our forefathers built a nation on integrity.  We must take it back.  It will take baby steps.  The time for an end of the bi-cameral system is at bay.  Common sense must prevail.  How else will the world take us seriously.  We must lead the world through strength, but we can only do this with a clear conscience.  We are the land "for the people, by the people", and we are the only ones who can claim this honor.  Let's all get together, and honor those with a dream.
23

 

 

They only listen to us before they're elected.

23
    Addictions My Name
F**k you all
  yeah I'm talking to you.
You haven't had enough of that stuff,
  you still want the thrill of a special pill.
Or a shot above the cuff.
 
Serinty sucks you sober F**ks,
  just who are you trying to fool.
Go ahead and share,
  then pretend you care.
When inside the dope fiend drools.
 
You talk the talk,
  now handle this.
I'm betting on you to lose.
Addictions my name,
  and to play my game,
All you need to do is USE.
        --Big Pine drug addict M.S.
23 To the person who couldn't eat the sandwich ordered for lunch: Have you tried Aromas on BP? They can pkg. your lunch in the morning and all you have to do is take it out of your cooler.
23 RE: MR KRESSER: He didn't put Mr. Winkey where it didn't belong did he? Or perhaps the little angel was just a little grouchy that day and decided to dial 911; tell a little lie and have him carted away. What do you think?
23 A big hug and hello to Piner Jerry McClain. You are in our thoughts and prayers always.  Hang in there.
Friday
October 22
2004
Wendy's fast food might be in the shopping center. As long as it's not on the highway I don't mind. Even though I hate fast food places.
22 (ED: We're experimenting with Live Night Cam. We've got a few cheap lights set up to watch the trees move in the breeze. Until we get the electric bill and see how much it costs, we'll continue to light up the trees. Hey, this is Big Pine all we've got are some extension cords and a couple of old lamps.)

You must have MS Windows Media Player installed to view the web cams because this is the latest technology. You probably already have it. If you don't, click the button to the right Download Now!to begin the download. If you have any questions about the download email us at info@bigpinekey.com .

 
H the Cab driver is in Miami with Cancer then he will be moved to the V.A. When his condition is stable I will let you know; and how he is. He wanted to know if his boat in the channel was o.k. Keep an eye on it. He's a good guy. We'll have to find a new way back and forth around town and fantasy fest.
22 The Florida voting machines should have been modeled after modern cash registers. They tally your items (votes) and print out a paper copy. What’s the problem?
22

Why is there so much trouble with the Florida voting process? How about a piece of paper with the two candidates names on it and two boxes next to it. One says “Yes” and the other says “No”.

22 A good movie about Florida voting machines. http://www.boomchicago.nl/Section/Videos/BoomChicagoVotingMachine
22 Re: ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS: I also have a serious and aggressive interest in debunking that brown-nosing chump Vic Anderson. His decisions have nothing to do with environmental concerns. His only agenda is personal gain and justification for his own job. Hey, if he didn't keep you from building docks and fences, opening perfectly healthy and beautiful plugged canals--that he ordered to be plugged with tons of construction debris and concrete--he would be redundant. Dumping concrete and rebar into pristine wetlands is illegal and damaging to the environment but it's perfectly legal for Vic Anderson--not for you. Even if your conforming dock was approved by all the other departments, you can be sure Vic will put a cabosh on it. I'm ready to go to the Miami Herald. I'm ready to go to Fish and Wildlife. Are there any attorneys out there who can help? Consider this. The canals already exist. Rip rap and docks already exist. Why are you being prevented from building and using something that others already have? How is adding another dock to an already disturbed canal shoreline cluttered with existing docks going to further degrade the shoreline? If you have any ideas, let's put our brains together.
22
To the person who has had a problem with the Army Corp of Engineers. You are not the only one.  Vic Anderson is a dictator running a private kingdom in a so-called free country.  He has way too much power, i.e., he is the only one standing opposed to the opening of the plugged canals in Big Pine.  His reason?  He had a personality conflict with the developer who originally dug the canals and said they would be open, over his dead body.  This is not the kind of impartial direction we deserve from our government officials.  Unfortunately Vic Anderson is not voted in or out of his position.  He is a dictator for life.  But, as you, and many others have seen, he abuses his power and has private agendas.  You weren't clear what your issue is with the Army Corp of Engineers but there are several major issues that have been in and out of court, but Vic's power always wins.  We need to find a way to go over Vic's head and, better yet, get him removed and replaced with someone who really cares about the people he is supposed to serve.  Give us more details on your issue, and if anyone else is interested in standing up to this guy, please post.  Especially if you're a lawyer looking for a challenge.
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RE: ORCHID CLUB. What we want, is to know if anyone is interested in a club where we can teach repotting and basketing and disease troubleshooting in orchids. I know there's a lot of neophyte orchid growers out there that can't figure out what's wrong with their plants.
22 Imagine my surprise when I clicked my favorite web site, and saw a picture I sent, but neither of the two articles I also sent. We're not becoming afraid of the truth, are we? If it's about my Dear old friend Rob French, all I will say is I've known him a VERY long time and was privileged to know him in ways unknown to others and the last thing I would do is scandalize his name. My only thought was to awaken others (the Big Pine drug addict population!) and help stop the waste of lives.  As for the Flu and Flu Shot problem , Ray Charles could even see that there is indeed a problem, and perhaps a crisis as winter hits the North country. Fear Not The Truth, It Will Always Prevail.
22

 
Kresser Automotive is no more. Does anyone know what he pled guilty to? Two charges.
 
Arrest Date: 07/28/2003 CAD #: MCSO03CAD068818 Offense #: MCSO03OFF007485
Name: KRESSER , MARK DoB:05/11/1957 Age:46 Sex:M Race:W
Address:

1001 80TH ST OC , MARATHON , FL 33050

Occupation:
MECHANIC in BIG PINE KEY
Arrest Location: 3981 OCEAN TER , MARATHON
Charges:

1 Felony
Count(s) of 800.04.
SEX OFFENSE-AGAINST CHILD-FONDLING - INLEWD LASC ACT PRES CHILD UND 16
Officer/Agency: LEIRD, DAWN - MCSO\SPECIAL OPS - CAWAC     Bond Amount: $0
Arrest Date: 06/26/2003 CAD #: Offense #: MCSO03OFF005573
Name: KRESSER, MARK ALLEN DoB:05/11/1957 Age:46 Sex:M Race:W
Address:
1001 80TH STREET, MARATHON, FL 33050
Occupation:
in BIG PINE KEY

OWNER
in BIG PINE
Arrest Location: PARADISE LANE, BIG PINE
Charges:
1 Felony Count(s) of 800.04.5B
SEX OFF-LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS MOLESTATION - OFF >18 YRS, VICTIM <12 YRS
Officer/Agency: LEIRD, DAWN - MCSO\SPECIAL OPS - CAWAC    Bond Amount: $0

 

22 Nextel has the best service on big pine key and the surrounding areas.
22 The last thing America needs is a government type health plan.  Just ask the folks in England and Italy where it take months to schedule an MRI or a surgery.  Over there, only the wealthy can afford to purchase supplemental plans.  Socialism is not the answer and that's where liberals are taking us!
22 Restaurant Review: Owl Food Market and Winn Dixie.  I ordered a Pastrami and Swiss the other day and almost threw up after one bite.  Later on that day I was hungry since I couldn't eat my lunch so I stopped by Winn Dixie to pick up something for dinner and got ripped off again on their 99 cent bread special.  They charged me the regular price.  I was so tired from working all day on an empty stomach that I didn't have the strength to wait in line to get my money back.  
22 The stairway to heaven is being destroyed as we speak by the county. Any one for a memorial party? Well, I would say Tiki bar, but with all the new management there I am sure they won't know what the stairway is; let alone where it is. And the  new manager and his girlfriend want to change the clientele to the yuppie set.  What a laugh. Joe Glenn must be spending  way too much time in the big city (Key West).
22

Does anyone know the name of the people who put the chair lifts in; or have a used one?
mamasjelly@aol.com
22 I just feel bad that Martha Stewart can't vote this November.
22 Dear scardy cats, You might find reading the senate committee report chaired by, non other then, John F. Kerry regarding drugs and law enforcement and foreign policy, and his alledged involvement in Drugs and arms dealings in the Contra affair of the 80's. Now, I do find it fascinating that George Bush senior was director of the C.I.A. at that time. Now Kerry and sonny boy, George W. are running mates, thus adding more credibility to my theory that Gerorge W. Bush and John Kerry are but two peas in a pod as they shake one anothers' hands and smile in the knowing that whomever is
elected that the show must go on. Just word search 'Kerry Contra' and enjoy the read.
Thursday
October 21
2004

 

Re: Flu shot shortage. Paranoia soon will destroy ya, baby. Fact: Flu shots are nothing more than medical cash-cows. The flu virus has so many different strains that one vaccine couldn't possible cover all the types we come into contact with. Do you really think it works? Fact: Best way to avoid the Bug is to wash your hands and avoid touching your mouth & nose. I personally carry a small bottle of alcohol with me when out in public places to use immediately after touching doors, shopping carts, other hands, money etc.   Now, as for the candidates using this as fire fuel, how pitiful can our leaders get? I mean, really!

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Let me see if I follow this; it's the government's fault because a British vaccine factory got shut down for contamination, so we should change government so we get more meds from foreign sources.  Hm.
21

Restaurant Review: Fishcutters. Very good. We had the crab chowder which was thick, full of stuff and full of flavor. As I write this I’m thinking, I should have had three bowls of the chowder and come back again to try the other things, it was so good.

The grilled snapper was cooked perfectly and had a cilantro mango sauce over it. The grouper Po’boy sandwich was delicious and had a lot of stuff on it. The filet was in a shallow bath of butter or some other delicious oil and so was the fish on the Po’boy sandwich. It might taste good, but it still will make me fatter and clog my arteries. Most people order grilled instead of fried to cut down on oil. I like my fish plain because I don’t eat fresh fish enough to want to enhance it with anything. The coleslaw was good, but I’m not too sure about the mangoes in it.

It was like going to a fancy restaurant for fancy food right here in a simple Ramrod Key fish house. The cooks really have their stuff together. They really know fancy food and how important quality ingredients are. This is no amateur operation.

And, oh, yes, they have free draft beer!

21 Does anyone know which wireless carriers (such as Sprint, Verizon, Nextel, and AT&T) have the best coverage (or at least good coverage) for the Big Pine Key area? Any information will be appreciated.
21 Recently, Cingular installed two new towers. One in Key West and one in Big Pine. The reception here now is excellent. It used to be awful.
21
Just want to say, I hope everyone who reads this post today has a GOOD DAY!
21
Love the local pictures!  Old or new, it doesn't matter, they're fascinating.  Please include them anytime.  Just give me a clue what decade they're from, since I don't know the area.  Thanks!
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Little Torch Key looking towards Big Pine Key.
(Ed: we want to thank the viewer who sent in this photo. Send in any photo you want. It doesn't have to be good. This isn't New York City. We'll print it.)

21 SIGMUND FREUD and our local drug induced poet: Freud was a COKE head as well and was the  founder of psychotherapy. ERNEST HEMINGWAY, wow what a boozer. Larger in death then life and now everybody's hero. May I ask an experiment of you? If you get really blown out on some coke write us a little poem pertaining to the way you see things around here through your eyes; when your neuro-transmitters are flowing. I would suggest you continue to be creative and not let some individual with limited thinking ability, scold you for who you are, just be you. "Write on, can you dig it?" Write a novel or something about these anal retentive freaks that think they are going to take over this paradise once ours.
21
Consumer alert. Do not take your watch for repairs to Searstown Jewelers.  I had a very bad experience there with my watch.
21 I have just returned from a long weekend in Big Pine Key and I want to say that everyone I met was so nice.  I loved the Conch and Stein.  You people are very lucky to live in such a beautiful place.    When its 85 degrees in Feb. think of us up north where it is in the teens and several feet of snow are on the ground.
21 Army Corp of Engineers.  I hate them all. Who elected them Sheriff and how many lives have been disrupted because of their decisions / indecisions?  How can we take away their powers here in Big Pine Key?  I was a mild-mannered Den Leader and now ready to open up a big can of whoop-ass all over them.  People can't build houses, put up fences or use their perfectly good docks because Vic doesn't like you.  Funny how one does not know the overly-strict code enforcements until it's too late.  Maybe that's why Carl cracked.  Maybe that's why some people smoke crack.  How can we fire the Army Corp of Engineers? 
21
I am looking for some fresh tropical fruits and noticed a lot in the area just going bad because people don't eat it. If anyone has unwanted fruits please let me know. I will gladly pick them or take them off your hands. Any kind of fruit will do; I even cook with breadfruit and make jam out of the prickley pears. Please contact me at ciannetta@yahoo.com Thank you.
21
Big Pine Key Botanical Society will be meeting Thurs. Oct. 21 at 7.30pm at Lord of the Seas
Lutheran church, key deer blvd. the meeting is open to the public, if your interest is in gardening
This is a great place to meet people who are very knowledgeable in all fields of plant life. A plant raffle is held and refreshments are served after the meeting. Membership is open to all.
  To the person who thinks the poem meant anything to do with Rob French, you are sadly mistaken. We have known the French family for 34 years; and how dare you say it was drugs.  Long live the Gang Plank. (a long defunct bar where the House of Music is now.) 
Wednesday
October 20
2004
I had the pleasure of knowing Rob French for 30 years.  I had seen him rather recently.  There is no way Rob O.D.'d on anything.  You are a cruel one to say so.  Rob was a diabetic and cardiac complications are common with diabetes.  Rob hadn't really felt great for the last several years.  He did not do drugs.  That's the truth.
20
To the person who wrote to the "Big Pine Drug Addict" on the 19th.  How dare you spread nasty rumors about Rob French's cause of death. Are you our new county coroner. Or maybe you process death certificates and his stated cause of death - Crack Overdose.  Life did NOT overrun him. He had a very successful Property Appraisal business in Key West right up to the day he died. He was in no way a horrible waste.  You on the other hand, and I can guarantee everyone who knew him will agree, should consider maybe re-evaluating your sorry life.  Just remember- Karma- this will come back to bit you in the ass someday.
20 That's it. Get down on the addicts & so called low lifes. The real estate people are the ones ruining everything.
20
RE: FLU SHOT SHORTAGE: I find it appalling and unbelievable that there has been no mention of the shortage of flu vaccine on the BPK site! This is an issue that affects everyone and yet, it is apparently more important to sound off about the Winn Dixie parking lot, iguanas eating your plants, or which restaurant has better food. I am really getting so tired of the petty complaints coming out of peoples mouths. Thank goodness there are still some individuals who attempt to raise the social consciousness of the BPK readers. When the flu begins to hit the Keys, you can count on that happening, and our hospitals begin to fill up with the elderly who can't fight off the infection and individuals begin to die, I, for one don't want to hear any complaints. This shortage is a situation that NEVER should have occurred in this wonderful country of ours. Hopefully, the next time I check in to this site, I will read some feedback on this problem. Remember to VOTE SO THIS TERRIBLE PROBLEM WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN NEXT YEAR!
20 What's all the yapping about the flu shots? I've never gotten one or know anyone who has? Is this like the polio shots that we have to have? Is this something new that we're all supposed to have. When did this start?
20 About health insurance.  I live on Big Pine and commute to Key West to work in a government job in order to have health insurance.  Believe me I don't do it for the money.  Insurance was out of our reach otherwise. Being self employed my husband could not afford to have insurance and with a recent surgery ($50,000) I'd work for free just to have the insurance.  What a shame all Americans aren't covered because it does make a difference in the quality and availability of care.  Contrary to what most people think hospitals and doctors are not required to treat you anyway.
20 My friend seriously injured his eye and went to the VA who didn't have a specialist on duty so they sent him to a Miami hospital, with an excellent specialist, who fixed him. He told them he didn't have insurance and they said they had to treat him anyway.
20
I saw H at the VA a while back. He has blood cancer. My husband was doing cemo at the same time. Hope H is doing alright.
20 Great picture on Pre-Code Big Pine residence, please keep them coming , and keep up the good work. BPK.com keeps the world in touch with the comings and goings on the Big Island.
20
Requesting local information. Who are the top three Engineers to draw plans for a "T" Pier Dock? Need drawings fast!  Thank you, good people. Bigpinekey.com Business directory
20 Did the 19 year old punk go to Canada or did he fall into the Bush.
20 Did anybody else notice the "artwork" on John Padget's most recent campaign literature?  I swear that it's a young boy with one hand in the air and one on his "privates."  Check it out.
20
Does anyone know where I could get my hands on some photos of/from No Name Bridge? While I was staying in Big Pine I fell in love with the bridge. Now I'm far far away from my beloved bridge and I don't know when I'll ever get back to the keys. (soon, I hope. I miss BP.) O.K. I know that sounds corny, but I would really would appreciate some photos. I would be willing to pay for some. If you can help me, please e-mail me at: Ruby9@localnet.com. Thanks.
20 Is there any double deck pinochle players out there? I have lived here about a year and found no one.
20 Restaurant Review: I just had to tell you all that I ordered the best pizza that I ever had delivered here on Big Pine. Yep, it came from the House of Music. They delivered it in less than an hour. I don't work there and I don't want to ever hang out in any bar so having a pizza delivered to my house suits me just fine. Funny thing about it, the driver didn't tip it sideways and it wasn't cold and my husband wondered where the heck I ordered such a good pizza from.
Tuesday
October 19
2004
Quit complaining and put your vote where your mouth, or should I say, mouse is.
19
To The "Big Pine Drug Addict"---Your prophetic attempt to lighten your drug problem thru poetry is not only sad, but also incomplete. You forgot about all the people you hurt. Also the part at the end where you die a cruel and probably untimely death. Ask the many former friends of one ROB FRENCH . 3rd Generation Piner when I arrived there, many years a successful businessman, husband and loved by all.  Divorce moved him to Key West and somehow life overran him and on Oct 10th he died allegedly from an overdose of the MONSTER CRACK COCAINE. Another sad and horrible waste of humanity on a long list you will probably added to soon unless you change your ways, and hopefully before you hurt anyone else.
19 We just want to say we had the best weekend ever. Hats off to House of Music. The concert was great with the 10,000 Maniacs. The house band, Angus Bang Us was fabulous and we will be back for more. Then the stone crab feast was the yummiest ever at Fishcutters on Summerland key. Well done John Ward.
19
Before we all stop thinking about hurricane  season give Byron a call. He is an inspector who will verify your shutters to save you money on your wind storm insurance. 305-923-4626.
19 Quit spreading racism.  Bush has kept prices on oil artificially low by allowing the use of oil reserves pre-election.  Those reserves are down so now they had to raise the price.  Bush Administration is all lies and manipulation.  Go Kerry.
19
Old time Piner photo. does anyone else have an old photo.
19 MEN IN BLACK: I have a great idea. Why doesn't local law enforcement model itself after the Bush administration and start arresting people for crimes because we're pretty sure they're going to commit one? Mind that you haven't, but were pretty sure, or think you will, so therefore we should arrest you. Does that sound good to you?
19 MEN IN BLACK: To you uninitiated one. Bush's war is not about terrorism being perpetrated upon us, it is about a grand accounting that is coming on us all. I am trying to make the point that our government is presently and has been working for a long time to come to the invasion of our personal lives and finances, medical records, and anything else implied in the constitution of the United States of America regarding our right to be safe and secure in our papers and personal effects. You plead my case nicely, as we are playing right into the hands of those individuals that would enslave us into the NEW WORLD ORDER. As history repeats itself the banks control government. Enjoy your new found life, and it's tighter and tighter restrictions on personal freedom. It doesn't really matter who you vote for, ultimately U.N. troops will eventually occupy U.S. territory just as soon as the job of balling up the Constitution and Bill of Rights and tossing it into the trash has been completed.
19
Robert C. French, 58, died unexpectedly Oct. 10, 2004. A longtime Key West and Florida Keys resident, he was a 1964 graduate of Stranhan High School in Fort Lauderdale, and was a graduate of the University of Florida, Gainesville, where he earned his Master of Business Administration degree. During his residence in the Keys, he earned his private pilot's license, Florida real estate broker's license and Florida certified general property appraiser's license. He owned numerous businesses on Big Pine Key and in Key West from the mid-1970s until his untimely death. He was preceded in death by his parents, Parke and Elinor French. He is survived by his brother, Fred French, of Cape Coral; his sister, Lavina Smith (Doug), of Albany, Ohio; his uncle and aunt, Tom and Carol Mears, of Boca Raton; and his cousins, Jennifer Mears and Julie, Tucker and Tyler Morgan, also of Boca Raton. He also leaves numerous extended family members and great friends. A memorial service will be held at 3 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 23, 2004, at Big Pine Memorial Gardens of the Keys. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that donations be made in Robert's memory to The American Heart Association at 9900 9th Street North, St. Petersburg, FL 33716-3801, or at (800) 275-0448
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It was sad to read of the passing of Rob French.  Now there was a gentleman.  So long to another fine, long time local.
19 To the person with migraines. I have sympathy for them. I also went thru that. Man, that is as close to Him as I ever want to get. I went thru the, "here take this, take that, give yourself a shot", and bal blah blah. I finally had a good day and I went to the doctor and told them I
didn't need any more drugs to throw up. They talked to a neurologist and he put me on Elavil/Nortryptaline daily and I haven't had a migraine since and that has been several years now. Thank God. At first, about (three weeks) you are kind of out of it, but that passes and then you won't feel the Elavil any more, but it will be working. I wish you the best and I would mention
this to your doctor. My regular doctor did not know about this treatment but the neurologist did.. So try a neurologist if your doctor doesn't have a clue. By the by, they cost about $20.00 a month. I would have paid five times that not to have a migraine. Good luck and God Bless. I will pray for you.
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To the migraine sufferer: I find that inhaling peppermint essential oil and/or lavendar essential oil (make sure they're essential oils, not fragrance oils) works well.  Inhale slowly and deeply.  You can use either oil by itself or mix the two, but be really careful not to get either of them in your eyes!  Also, I found this information on the web: http://www.herbal-gardens.com/migraine.htm  Hope one of these works for you.
19
Saw a TV news thing on migraines; they've discovered a spot behind the back teeth on the upper jaw that swells and can be reduced with cold to relieves the pain.  The picture showed a wishbone shaped gadget that fits in the mouth and refrigerates the areas while in the dentist chair. Not sure what the home equivalent would be, maybe juggling chips of ice in the way back of your mouth?  At least it's drug-free; just don't choke!
19 Comcast sucks. It's been out for 2 days now on Ramrod Key and I've called and they said there's nothing wrong. It's just not me. All the neighbors are out too. They need to hire people who know what there doing; not the ones that can't speaEnglish. Try union people.
Monday
October 18
2004
Oil opened today at over $55 a barrel. I think OPEC has intentionally allowed the price to rise in order to make Bush lose the election. After all, they are all Moslems who talk out of both sides of their mouths.
18
How many of us Piners do not have medical insurance?  How many of us cannot afford our needed prescription medications? Vote Kerry. Your vote can make a difference.
18
Vote NO on Amendment 3. Make the medical professionals accountable.
18
I would like to congratulate the Big Pine Key House of Music for a great production of Angus- Bangus and the 10,000 Maniacs. It was a good time had by all. Hopefully the Authorities having jurisdiction can rest a little easier now and know this is a win, win situation for the community.
18 Who knows home remedies for MIGRAINES? Please help. I throw up pain pills and I'm tired of Rx.
18

Any one interested in starting an orchid club? I have talked to a few people and there seems to be an interest. We have a place to meet in the evenings at the pavilion at St. Peters. We would like to meet in the evening at the beginning of the month, like the first Tue. or Wed. . Show some feedback and I will post an e-mail address for contact.
18 I've been over charged at Winn Dixie more than normal errors would allow. I believe it is intentional because it happens too often.
18 To the person who is not a Winn Dixie Employee.  You probably don't check your receipt when you go to Winn Dixie otherwise you would be as pissed off about this problem as well. Winn Dixie has a major problem with charging the regular price on sale items time after time even if you use your card.  I am so tired of waiting in line to get my money back every time I go there.  Why don't they improve on that?  No other super markets do this only the Winn Dixie on Big Pine Key.  I know there are a large group of people who would agree with me. 
18 I agree that WD & Eckerd's have been a nightmare lately. They are trying to move forward. I can understand the business point of view, but I am also taking care of an elderly women. She is taking chemo pills and her daughter wants to pay for it with her credit card. The store cannot do this because she lives out of state. Eckerd's did not have a problem with this, but CVS does.  I do not call that progress.
18
Fishcutters Stone Crab Festival was amazing.  I personally consumed more than my share of at least 2 lbs of Stone Crabs and I loved it.  Good job.  the lines were fast and ticket takers were alert and smart.  A very smooth event.
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           The Way
   
       The sun shines so bright
           you never go out when its light.
        Smoking that rock all night
          when its gone you put up a fight.
               
        You start looking on the floor
            then peek out the door.
         Next thing you know you call a whore.
            she arrives and its a damn bore.
        
          The sun starts to rise
             only if I was more wise.
          Here is where we start the lies,
             Another day brings new buys.      
                                         --Big Pine Drug Addict
18
It costs nothing to be nice.
18
Roy Boy: Good to hear from you. This is Scotty B., you know from the "real" good old days. The last time I saw you was in Sloppy Joes setting up for some band. This place just isn't quite the same anymore. Too many wannabe's, not enough wannado's. god bless there's still a few people like us around still. The spirit of B.P.K. loves you dearly. Roy, you take care of yourself and come see us.
Sunday
October 17
2004
I want to wish the House of Music the best of luck on their grand opening Saturday. Sure, they still have some things to work on to improve the establishment, but at least they serve pitchers of beer and offer separate checks for big parties. Rob's does neither. Go Angus!
17

Do they even make chewing gum with sugar anymore?

17
I think they were dredging a new channel last week at Lake Dixie. I hope it improves navigation if not the drainage.
17 To the person making the comment to the Winn Dixie employee,  if you were commenting on the last Winn Dixie comment before yours in which I think you were.  I am not an employee of the store.  I am just someone who has sat and watched them over the years slowly but surely trying to improve themselves for the better.  And this time I think they have done their best. It is not a rip off store, if you go to Publix or Albertsons you will see that a lot of their products are either just as expensive or more so.  Publix and Albertsons have the same little store member cards just like Winn Dixie and if you didn't have them then you don't get the sale price.  And I stand with my comment about the complainers.  I have lived in this town a long time and believe me their are more good comments going on then complaints.  Most people have the common courtesy to know when people are trying to make things better not to try to cut them down.
17
Has anyone seen "H" around?  (Taxi Driver)
17 Re: MEN IN BLACK. Apparently, you misunderstood my post. If you believe all your messages are intercepted and compiled so "they can take you away", then the security software sitting on the editor's mail server would do you no good. If someone wanted to capture the contents of your e-mails, they would be monitoring your computer and not the editor's server. However, if you think you are above accountability and impervious to consequences, then you're naive. I've already said that the "incident" is public record. What constitutes libel or slander is the malicious intent to defame and injure an individual's reputation (as in business) or otherwise expose him to public contempt. Libel is in the form of written or printed words, specifically a false published  statement. Ah, but you say it isn't false. But it is if you're suggesting guilt, intent or making unproven accusations. Yes, you can be sued if the statement was made with actual malice and with reckless disregard of whether it was false or not. Stop this insidious evil now.
17 Re MEN IN BLACK. Of course, me silly? What is really silly is the lack of demarcation in your view of behavior. Where does "approved" behavior end and socially unacceptable behavior begin? And at what point does it become a public nuisance? Hey, keep doing it if you think you can't get caught. Ruining someone's reputation is OK, eh?? As long as it isn't yours. Mug shots are OK too, right? Consider this. You're a hard-working local guy trying to make ends meet in a high cost, tourist-based economy, trying to make your business succeed amidst grueling competition, trying to rebuild a life and go on, despite past setbacks. You've paid a high price for those past mistakes and you're relentless in your resolve to do right. And now you see your mug shot along with some really nasty personal remarks... plastered on this site. As you contemplate the potential consequences, you realize the gravity of your loss. Reform your liberal, isolationist, drug and alcohol saturated and Keys diseased brain because you will not survive here. Haven't you noticed from your shack on a stick in the woods that the demographics, as well as the attitudes here are changing?
17


Scotty’s
is like a ghost town. The girl was outside smoking and the guy was inside reading the paper. Half the shelves are empty. When are they going to close?

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To the one asking if anyone seen the 40 year old carrying the little girl. Is that the blonde guy with the 11 year old on his lap?  We saw him in the pool at lazy lakes, Winn Dixie and the flea market? That isn't his little girl. That's his girlfriends. We think something is weird there too.
17 Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
17 If you want to give a negative restaurant review, stick to the food, price and service issues, provide a rational explanation and suggest improvements. Cut the damaging personal assaults and irrelevant issues. As for me, I will continue to recommend Fishcutters to everyone and patronize them as often as possible.

 

Saturday
October 16
2004

 

It's the first cold front of the year. Burrrr.

16 The next time drug companies tell you that drugs are so costly in the US due to the cost of research and development remember this:
Drug companies spend more on advertising than they do on research. Drug companies have more lobbyist in Washington than there are Congressman.
16
Stem cell research is alive and well and ongoing.  The only restriction is federal funding of embryonic stem cell research and that isn't stopping any of the private companies.
16
My 19-yr old "punk" nephew does not chose to go into the military, though he doesn't bother to make a political argument.  I volunteered during an active conflict, though I didn't feel political about it, either.  This free country allows for both approaches, hopefully without reproaches.
16
What about the gigantic boat with four Mercs going South via trailer on Thursday that read Home Land Security?  Why are they in Key West?
16 MEN IN BLACK: Of course you silly, all of these messages are intercepted and they are coming to take us all away; compiling files on each and everyone of us. Knock, knock is that someone at your door? Best be careful. Can they take everyone away or just those who refuse to behave in a certain manner? Your remark about suing for slander-- I think that's a stretch unless its not the truth and I believe that photo you're referring to is public property.
(Ed: Your security is important to us. We have just ordered the new security software BCWipe , at great expense, which will remove and scramble any remnants of email marked "Kudos & Whiners" from our computers' hard drives and registry. We will also restrict unsubstantiated attacks on you Piners [mug shots are still good]. Some of these attacks are just plain evil.)
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Water park! We have the best water park in the world, it's called the ocean. Amen, sistah.  Grab a canoe or a snorkel and go exploring.

16 Of course go to the ocean, but for many of us residents the logistics are to much. It seems most of our free access points have been gobbled up or the BP Park commission fills them in. Hey, park people! A Keys park is more than ball sports. Duh! Please stop closing off and filling in our open water features. Are you going to fill in or close the last swimming hole on Ramrod next?
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Yes. That is true we do have the ocean , but even that many of us live very near the ocean it can be very hard to get to it. All the good places are gone.
16
Restaurant Review: Myself and 3 others ate at Fishcutters last Sat. and it was great! Better yet the price was very, very reasonable. Each of us had something different and we all enjoyed.
16 Let me see. Have I got this straight? Clinton awards Halliburton a no-bid contract in Yugoslavia. Good. Bush awards Halliburton a no-bid contract in Iraq. Bad. Clinton spends $77 billion on war in Serbia. Good. Bush spends $87 billion in Iraq. Bad. Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden. Good. World Trade Centers fall under Bush. Bad. Clinton says Saddam has nukes. Good. Bush says Saddam has nukes. Bad. Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq. Good. Bush imposes regime change in Iraq. Bad. GO FIGURE.  Now the latest media's darling is Kerry. 
16 The girls in Canada are 10 times better looking?  Wow! It makes me wonder why you are still here since that is such an important consideration when debating a move.
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It just amazes me to see so much hate and hostility spewing from what used to be a beautiful island full of nice and friendly people. It kind of breaks my heart , that so many good people have left the places and people they loved so much. "Imagine all the people ,living life in Peace" . It's hard to imagine Big Pine and the Lower Keys as the place I came to for a vacation and stayed 25 years.  I hope the few good people left can hold out through all the crap.  Much love to all , especially the Mcclains and their friends.  R B , missing the Big Island, from the Valley of the Sun.
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"Age for a pedophile" Lets see I don't know about 18 year old with a 17 year old, but I do know that a man possibly in his 40's should not be going around Big Pine carrying a girl around 12 or 13. Has anyone else seen him carrying her or her sitting on his lap whenever they are out in public. ( I do not have that much time on my hands but this looks very disturbing to me).
Friday
October 15
2004
John Edwards hit it right. Stem cell research can save lives and cure diseases. Bush is too backwards and ignorant to understand stem cell. If Bush or his daughters suffered a spinal injury the money would pour in to stem cell research. We are no longer living in the dark ages.
15 For the record. Factcheck your statements before you spew them. John Edwards made the statement about Christopher Reeves walking long before he died. Some right-wing loonie decided to bring the statement back for another round of mud-slinging. Oh, desperation.
15 Go Kerry! No More Bush.
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Mystery: If an 18 year old guy has sex with a 17 year old girl is he a pedophile? If a 70 year old woman’s parents die in an accident is she an orphan. What are the age requirements to be a pedophile or an orphan? (Sorry, but I have a lot of time on my hands.)

15
Water parkWe have the best water park in the world, it's called the ocean.
15 To the 19 year old punk: Awesome comeback! You're so right!
15 To the 19 yr old: Bravo! I don't think you should have to fight for Bushwack's oily ego either. None of our troops should have had to go to Iraq. Our troops would better serve by patrolling our own US borders keeping the ragheaded terrorist's and illegal criminals out.
15 19 year old Rebellious one: I was astounded by your eloquent use of words. Undoubtedly your friends In Iraq think they are doing the right thing and they will be changed forever. The consequences of there choices. War is not sterile like we see in the media. I don't think watching children die would
be my cup of tea either. If Bush were convinced he was doing the right thing I would think the Bush children, perhaps the twins would be leading the pack, taking point, with their machine guns. Then
the Bushmeister could feel free to continue with his verbal diarrhea about bringing democracy to the world. Not gonna happen, not gonna do it.  How is it you can think this through for yourself and not buy into his rhetoric? Did you slip through the floorboard cracks on the deck of INDOCTRINATION? IMAGINE. Thoughts and choices to call your own. Carry on.
15
Hey, 19 year old who says he supports our troops. Thank you. Now want to really help? I am starting to send boxes to Iraq again. I did it last year and the whole island helped me. We need junk food (anything but chocolate), candy, Christmas decorations for small areas. Bug spray, batteries, games and anything that makes you remember that you are an American. Gather some things together and bring them to the Flea Market. Just ask in the front who sends to the soldiers and they will direct you to me. You say you support them, now show it please.
15
To the one who wondered who is better looking, Fishcutters or Wifegutters. You forgot our Woodcutters. Tussa should be in the running, that is if is is allowed to participate from county jail.  I would vote for him now that he has dried out and might come back as a reliable worker. Funny thing,  I would hire him when he gets out. Everyone deserves a second chance except of course Charlie.
15 To those continually slandering John Ward. Cease now. What you post is public knowledge and a closed case. Regurgitating the same old sh**t  seeks only to destroy lives and reputations. Fishcutters obvious success is attributed to the owners' talent, foresight and ability to simplify the logistics. Result... Excellent food. Reasonable prices. Sadly, you fail to consider the potential consequences should the anonymity of your e-mails fail? Ignorance is bliss, right? Don't think that's possible, eh, chumps? Consider this. Software gurus have developed intelligent spyware--insidious programs that hijack your downloads and hide on your computer, changing registry settings, monitoring internet activity and uploading address books and IP addresses back to daddy. They have the ability to capture keystrokes as passwords and e-mails are being typed. How do you think that Viagra spam got into your inbox? Oooo... I can imagine the surprise on your sorry faces when lawyers come a knockin'. Or did you not know, you can be sued for slander?
15 To the Winn Dixie employee with the smart idea.  If all the customers who complained went somewhere else there would be no customers left to shop at your rip off store.  You should go somewhere else so you can see how a real super market is run properly.
Thursday
October 14
2004
I'm the 19 year old punk that doesn't feel like giving my life up for some oil. How bout this, Stop getting on me about it. Like I said, if your so damn gun-ho about this war. YOU GO!  I support the troops we have in Iraq, as a matter of fact I have many friends over there in Iraq, and I thank them every chance I get. My Grandfather served in the Navy for years, my other grandfather served in the Marines.  So you can keep talking all your trash about how much of a "punk" I am, but when push comes to shove, I'll bet you don't have plans to go to Iraq anytime soon....CHUMP.  Would you call your children punks for not wanting to go to war over something they don't support? Isn't that what the 60's were about? Isn't that were all the deadbeat hippies came into play? They didn't want to go to war anymore because so many people were dying. So tonight as you tuck your kids into bed and give them kisses and wish them sweet dreams, ask them if they would like to go fight for oil and a "punk" President. When they say, "no mommy, no daddy I don't want to go to war" tell them that they are punks.  Just for the record. Girls in Canada are 10 times better looking. I hope when you read this it makes you very, very mad and you spend you whole day thinking about me. I know you will.....chump. 
14
Who the hell does John Edwards think he is?  Yesterday he said, "If Kerry were President, Christopher Reeves would be out of the wheelchair and he would walk.  Can't he let the family mourn him before using him for political gain?  Low class in my book.
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Restaurant Review: Went to Fishcutters last night.  Food was great and portions were phenomenal.  It was clean (even the restroom).   Cooks, waitresses, and owners were in a great mood. I don't see what the problem is, I will definitely go back.
14 Since this is coming from a damn yankee, up north, in Ohio, it may not make it onto your website. I am one of those darn tourists who visit Big Pine Key and help keep Monroe County green. Don't be so hard on each other!  Despite limited economic oportunity and other problems, you live in a beautiful place which I think about often when I am shoveling snow and trying to start my car on a cold winter day.
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Oleander is a very toxic plant, if ingested by deer or children. About 15 years ago the necropsy of a motherless fawn showed that the cause of death was oleander poisoning. Deer, bears, and probably other animals learn what's  good to eat from the smell of the plants on the mother's breath. It was surmised that without its mother it made a fatal mistake. That being said,I doubt that oleander poisoning of deer occurs  very frequently, but would check with Fish & Wildlife to see if it's a problem. I would suggest going with native plants, but you probably are looking for something colorful, and our natives are mostly just green.
14
I've been told that deer will eat different things in different neighborhoods, so it's an ongoing guessing game.  I haven't had any eat oleander or lantana so far.
14
Anytime one of our locals gets arrested  I do think it should be posted. That is called public humiliation. When someone posts slanderous remarks or accusations about others, that's where we learn the details. So for the people trying to defend John Ward I just figured that he had a bad nite with his wife until someone else started slinging mud at everyone. All the sherrriffs office crime photos are a true fact not gossip. If you are there, live with it.
14
Ok, I stand corrected. It wasn't three years ago that John was arrested. Seemed like a whole lot longer than one year.  I guess because I don't dwell over other peoples lives because I'm too busy with mine. Do know John personally? Have you ever dealt with him? Are you just jumping on the Big Pine bandwagon? Let's have a show of hands of all the people that have actually dealt, or know Mr. Ward. If you don't know him shut up. Please get off John Ward before someone finds out who you are and digs your dirt up too. Remember, everything comes back on you 10 fold.
14 BIG PINEYS CHOOSE: Can we take a vote amongst us? Who is the best looking man regarding the posted photos,  John at Fishcutters for being a meany or Charlie of Wifegutters for field dressing his wife in the living room. Tourists, oh do come and enjoy this quaint little village by the sea. It is so wonderful here and the people so generous and kind.
14
Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?
14
I really have to agree with the guy or lady that slammed realtors. Make sure it's a male, make sure your attorney is a male.  I tried being a realtor. I got screwed over by other realtors.  I don't even want to be associated with the trade.
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Realtors: It sounds like that last person was a little bitter about his overweight female realtor. I want to ad that when hiring a realtor, make sure that they are working full time. From my experience we’ve got some terrific realtors (both male and female) here on this key.

14
We have all this water and no waterpark. Maybe some of those rich people that we have here can build us one here in Big Pine at the blue hole.There is a lot of space there. If It can be use for the whales it can be use also for our kids. And it will give the teens something to do. Maybe if we ask the key deer permision I am sure that they will accept. After all it is because of us Big Pinners that they are all alive everytime we plant some thing they all spread the word and they all come for supper.
14 Unedited Rambling & Long Winded Tomes
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Happy Halloween. Don't drink too much.

14
Tell those evil kids with paintguns that grownups have real guns!
14 Hey! I'm an adult now but I can't think of a better way to spend Halloween than to shoot my EVIL stepmoo right between her eyes with a paint gun!  Or maybe hair remover in her shampoo. Thanks for the idea. Hahaha
14
The petofile finally went to jail yesterday, after so many years.
14 To everyone who has a problem with Winn Dixie.  It is not the employees fault what is going on there.  So when you go to the store have patience with them, they are just as frustrated as you are with all of the change and trying to get used to it themselves.  Personally I think it is looking much better.  If you are one of those people that just are not happy with anything at the store, then drive north or south or order your groceries online and save everyone the aggravation of your complaints.
Wednesday
October 13
2004


Lake Winn Dixie was so deep Tuesday that they had orange caution cones placed there. What’s next? Channel markers?

13
It was Dorothy Gale not Judy Gale.  Gee, if your gonna give us info give us the right info.
13 Do the Key Deer eat Oleander? I want to plant some out front in deer territory. We need some color and this area has direct sun. Any suggestions?
13 Unedited Rambling & Long Winded Tomes
13 So here's the question that apparently goes unasked of all the Democrats who are sure it is President Bush who lacks intelligence: What would Zarqawi be doing now if he were not slaughtering people in Iraq? Selling used cars in Amman? Playing cello in the Berlin Philharmonic?  The president has said from the beginning that a major reason for invading Iraq was to bring the war to the terrorists, and that if we don't fight them on their soil we will have to fight them on ours. Therefore, unless one posits that Zarqawi and other Arab sadists would be doing nice things elsewhere, their presence in Iraq seems to vindicate the president entirely -- that they would be busy in the West if they were not kept busy defending their very lives in Iraq. http://www.townhall.com/columnists/dennisprager/dp20041012.shtml
13 The drug users are the good guys in my book.  They’re only hurting themselves and are quiet neighbors even if they do stay up all night long.  All I did was buy a piece of Big Pine real estate which has ruined my life.  Winn Dixie isn’t the only one doing Bait & Switch.  It was like I was gang-raped by every person involved in my real estate transaction.  If you’re from out-of-town and are thinking of buying a piece of paradise use a VERY reputable, very busy realtor. Preferably a man. You will also want to bring along an attorney (man) to your closing.  Half of the Big Piner broads are over-weight, starving realtors who pass vicious and untrue gossip.  When they get their prey (you) they rip you to shreds because it’s only about extracting money from their one deal of the year.  If you don't believe me, try to find available real estate attorneys.  They are all really busy pursuing the unethical "business" people.  Buyer beware.
13 Kudos to the 14 year old who has lived on Big Pine their whole life.  Did you know that there are still the same amount of Key Deer on this island since I have lived here and that's about 15 years.  Same amount of deer no more no less.  The only thing that has increased are environmentalists inventing jobs for themselves to save the deer eagarly raking in our hard earned tax dollars while you kids suffer. 
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More deer now: What a bunch of selfish clap-trap. The writer was wrong. There are more deer now than there were 15 years ago by about 500. He seems to want environmentalist to cease and desist so he can build his very own Miami and get rich at the cost of our way of life.

13 With five thousand Big Piners why don't we have a YMCA?  This way the kids could have summer camps, basketball and swimming, etc. and the parents could have a gym and exercise classes.  I love the YMCA & wonder what it takes to get one in our beautiful city.  The teenager is right  -  there is only Watson Field and nothing else.  Mine were busy in Scouts and Sports.  Kudos to the Big Pine kids who are not fatties like the poor Marathon kids.
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Recently Mr. & Mrs. Henry DuPont gave some millions of dollars to start the KW YWCA. Pretty cool for rich people to do something tangible for the little guy, or in this case, gal.

13
The endangered species on Big Pine is the salaried worker who rents.
13
It was less than one year ago that Ward was charged with felony, attempted murder; not 3 years as stated in a previous post. Get your facts straight before you go spewin'. After finding out what we did about Brandt that person was right to put his mug up there and let the community know who they are dealing with.
13 2d try at edited hate mail: Of all the things that are put on this site you wouldn't print the truth. I don't feel my email was that bad about John Ward, It was the truth. He treats his employee's like trash; and treats other people the same way. I'm glad someone put his picture out there. They can truly see what kind of a person he is.
 
13 Bagles Brunette Re: Are you a natural-born poet? I have to say, you have a way with words. Funny, I do, as well. Everyone tells me I should have been a writer. I have no idea who you could be. Probably even if you give me more clues I won't know, as I'm not from Big Pine. But, I probably have seen you before in the Bagel Shoppe. I bet if I gave you more clues about me, though, you could figure out who I am.
Tuesday
October 12
2004

 

Today's the anniversary of the bombing of the USS Cole in 2000.

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Kerry may be a better speaker than Bush in a debate, but that doesn't mean he can lead our country. Scary idea.
12 Trick or Treat.  My evil stepchild told me that the Teen Boys of Big Pine all go out on Halloween night with their paintball guns and do battle against the subdivisions.  Is this a fact or a fantasy? Maybe this is something the Dads do.  I thought I’d give you parents the heads up to hide the paintball guns.
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“Gale” is Judy Garland’s character’s last name in Wizard of Oz. Judy Gale. I’ll bet everyone was dying to know that important fact.

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Why is John's picture up? Because someone has nothing better to do in their pathetic lives. If I recall all of that happened a very very long time ago. Why go back on the past? Leave the past in the past. Stop kicking a dead horse. I know a lot of people that have done bad things. If you think about it. The Florida Keys were based on bad things. Piracy, drug running, you name it, it's been done here. So if you want to talk trash on John for like 3 years ago, don't forget Long John Silver, One Eyed Jack, and the countless x-drug runners that are now living on the ocean driving cars that cost more than one year of your rent. I'm not bashing them, no one should. They made it Who cares if they did it dirty. They made it, applaud them. That's the past. Leave it alone. Someone else said it, and I'm going to say it. How about you owning up to who you are so we can dig all the dirt on you, I'm sure your no saint.
Ill leave it like this. PUT UP OR SHUT UP. John, you have my 100% respect and support, I know this crap ain't getting to you.  Grown children, ha!
12 This space 's message was so offensive against Mr. Ward that even we wouldn't print it.
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Florida postcard.

12 The correct web site address for Hubble stuff is:  http://heritage.stsci.edu/index.html  Down load the scr svr and a desktop icon magically appeared. Just off phone with McClainiac, and like fw says , his spirits are up, but his time is short, and his biggest concern is his family after he's gone. As for those A-holes that can't handle the truths you print, let them not read or go elsewhere. There is no substitute for the truth.
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Steve Miller for Mayor: Being a major election year, I would just like to say if and, hopefully, when Big Pine Key becomes a township wouldn't it be great if Steve Miller was elected our first Mayor?  There are lots of worthy people in Big Pine that qualify but Steve's the one.  He loves Big Pine with all his heart. He devotes his life to not only his children but all our children, works hard at a great local business for Susan and Dan, (also wonderful people), and gives all his spare time to making Big Pine the great place it is.  Small town politics is tough business but we all know Steve can handle it.
12 Unedited Rambling & Long Winded Tomes
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Toe cleaning Ice Cream: Common sense would tell me not to have bought the ice cream and to have let the person know I would be reporting them to the board of health. Since it was the teenager I would say she needs training on food service.
12 To the PUNK that does not want to go war. GET OUT! Go to Canada or France or Germany. How many people have died so you are free to get on your computer & bitch. Please go live with the enemy since you obviously don't appreciate what you have here. The greatest country on the planet. My country, right or wrong.
12 Re: Going to Canada. See ya!
12 To Going to Canada if Bush is elected: It's great to hear our young people getting involved in politics, all I can say is awesome.
12 To the 19 year old wanting to run to Canada. Please go. I hope you understand that we have no respect for you. My son proudly spent 13 months in Iraq and we supported all the soldiers there. A great president once said, If it comes to war let it please happen in my time so that my son doesn't have to fight it. The things our sons are fighting now could have been avoided if we would have done a better job 10 years ago. If we were not there today your son would be there in 20 years, would you want that?
12
A broker's title is self-explaining.  Any one who invests in the market seems to end up BROKER.
12 I don't know much about the Winn Dixie rip off, but I would like to see more Winn Dixie stock for back-to-school with what our schools require and not what some corporate boss living somewhere else decides should be stocked in Big Pine Key's store. 
12 Since everyone who has left a message on this page seems to be complaining about something on  Big Pine I've decided to put in my 2 cents. I'm 14 and have lived on Big Pine my whole life and have felt the full impact how there is NOTHING ON BIG PINE for the teens to do. I mean the county spends more money on the key deer then making a teen center on Big Pine for the 100+ teens who live on the island. I think the county should stop worrying about the deer and spending money on them  and start doing something for the teens that have to grow up around them.
Monday
October 11
2004

 

The Post office and banks are closed. That's all I can think about Columbus Day.

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Kudos to the entity that planted all those nice trees in that little beach-park at the west end of the Seven mile bridge.

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R.I.P. Christopher Reeves

11 How dare whoever put John's picture on this web site. That's so unthinkable. Don't you all realize you affect other people when you do this sort of stuff? What is the matter with you?  Why don't you all identify yourself so we can check the skeletons that you have hiding in your closets? Don't we all have things in our past that are better left in the past? We live in such an amazing place here. Go out and enjoy the beauty of this place instead of thinking about ways to ruin peoples lives. We don't need your kind here. Find another place to live where your kind is appreciated. It's not here.
11

Mystery: Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

11 Peace and Love to all who know and love Teri and Charlie.  I still love them and I was truly blessed to have known them.  I did not know Carl Brandt.  May our souls mend in our own ways.
11 To all of you that have nothing better to do than rag on people that live here. Please find another past time. That girl that works at the ice cream parlor I happen to have known since she was a little girl. Yes, living here on Big Pine Key. Longer, probably that most of you. She's a good kid and a great student. I don't see anybody mentioning anything about her sitting there doing her homework when she has nothing else to do. Well she does that. Give her credit.
11 SPEEDING IN NEIGHBORHOODS IS INSANE. I do around 15-30 mph in neighborhoods. When I see people walking, I slow down to 5-8 mph and go to the opposite side of the road. When you see people walking dogs, do the same. Dog are like children, they are very very unpredictable. So would that extra 30 seconds be worth a life? I'm not saying I don't drive fast, I do in fact. There is a time and place for speed...and its not in neighborhoods when people are walking around.
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You missed the best of the latest Hubble sightingsMaybe too many attachments? I'll try again.

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To the person who said I should have buried the cat: I really wanted to but its real hard trying to dig thru cap rock.
11 How do you bury a cat in cap rock? I'd put it out with the trash. (After saying the appropriate words, of course.)
11 I'm the 19 year old that's "making threats" of going to Canada if Bush is elected. I'm not too keen on getting killed for oil and profit of the rich. If you're so gun-ho about this war...sign up! America needs you. Wait, I've got a better idea, send your children over there, That way there will be one less stupid person here. Come hell or high water I'm not going. Let's talk about patriotism for a second here, hmm lets see, Our government does not care one bit about us. They tax us all to death, and send 1,000 troops to their deaths, over what? Weapons of Mass Destruction. Nope. There are none. Oil? Yup. Yet, I'm still paying $2.10 for gas. So, please tell me why I should do anything for my country? Another thing I find pretty funny, I caught some of the debates after work the other night. Everyone that called supporting Bush stammered and stuttered more than him.
Sunday
October 10
2004
 
Oh, I was under the impression that we on Big Pine had class. I guess I was wrong when the best we can think of to talk about is who gets arrested and for what, which isn't that bad, until you start putting pictures up. Carl Brandt is a tragedy no matter how you look at it. John Ward: Those charges were dropped, and if you knew what you were supposed to know you wouldn't be pointing fingers at him for that incident; you would be pointing them at his wife.
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Sorry to see Fishgutters mug shot. I know for a fact he's worked on changing his life. He really
is a good guy. He just did a dumb thing. He's not the first to get mixed up with keys disease. Sure wish some of the other owners would shape up. There, but for the grace of God, go half the keys.
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10 Restaurant review: We tried the new Slice of Paradise in Summerland.  We ordered lobster pizza with sun dried tomatoes and cinnamon sticks.  It was wonderful and inexpensive, and arrived very quickly.
10 Lead Guitar: The reason they're no women lead players is because you need balls to play like fire. All female guitar players play to accompany themselves while they sing.
10
Did anyone witness how Kerry beat Bush hands-down Thursday night?
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To the editor: That thing about a blurry background, they're speaking of your newspaper back ground. It is kinda wiggly looking if you don't have great eyesight.
(Ed: I don't know what newspaper background you're referring too. Would you please let us know what page you see it on so I can get rid of it. Thanks for letting us know.)
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About the dead cat.  If you took the time to fax and call the radio station, put up signs, move the cat, ask around for it's owner why the hell didn't you bury it?
10 SLOW DOWN in Eden Pines and all of our Big Pine Neighborhoods!  This is the second time I have mentioned Palm Avenue and try to avoid that street so I can live to see 100.  There are many many arrests for reckless driving down here and I am so amazed to see people driving 50 + mph while I am taking a walk in our 25 mph neighborhood.  One of our neighbors got hit this year and passed away because of vehicular manslaughter who has not yet been caught.  We need a task force, neighborhood watch and more Officers patrolling.  There was a drunken prowler in my yard early this morning and I am going to protect myself & family, my property and my animals with continued surveillance and vigilance.  Will a paintball gun or some pepper spray get the bad guys attention?  What else besides a GUN could protect ourselves while in our homes and walking down our streets?  Is it legal to throw a rock at a speeding car so no more people, deer and pets get murdered by speeders?  Going to get a big fence and a .357 for the home invader.  Don't mess with Big Piners.
10 Ruth served Mexican food when she owned the Swan & Coffee shop (good to). It never took off.
10 To the person giving me a hard time about complaining about Winn Dixie's rip off scam.
They are ripping everyone off on their specials everyday.  It is always in their favor and have been doing this for years.  Other super market's don't do that; not even the Winn Dixie down in Key West.  I guess you must approve of this or you just don't care.  Are you one of those underpaid brainwashed employee's over there?
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Most clocks are digital so there’s no second hand on them. They should put a progress bar on the clocks with sixty squares so those of us who want can measure seconds. Kids aren’t taught to tell time any more by saying, “the big hand’s on the four and the little hand’s on the twelve, so it’s four o’clock.” There are no more hands on the clock!

10@4pm RE: Sue the publisher:  Get real. If he didn't say something to defend himself you would say he must be guilty for not defending himself!
10@4pm Re: Dread going back into that Winn Dixie: Then please spare us your misery, be thankful for what you have or find what pleasures you somewhere else.
10@4pm Do You know your new neighbors in Big Pine, Chris and John Griffith? If so, please tell her that Chris' sister Karin in Germany is waiting for her telephone-call. Thank You.
10@4pm
More pix from deep space found at  www.hubbleheritage.edu   Fabulous scrv svr with music (freeware) and so much more for you space freaks. Recent sightings like these shown, all free downloads. Is there anybody (anything) out there?
10@4pm
Speed bumps are inconvenient, but effective, and a lot less trouble than a thrown rock.  Now for home invasions; I wouldn't argue with your ideas, but consult the cops about where the invader has to be to be legally shot.  Some states insist he be inside your home.  Texas has cleared people who chased one down in the street to shoot him after the break-in, but then "Texas is a whole 'nother country."

 

Saturday
October 9
2004
Lead guitar:  Heart?  Hole?  Bangles?  Got to admit they're rare, but there's a few, I think.  Usually if there's a gal rocker she's lead singer, and lead singer/guitarist seems a rare combo.
9

Lead Guitar: You’re confusing guitar player with lead guitar player. All those girl bands have a male lead guitar player. The only possible candidate that might be considered would be Bonnie Raitt, and she only plays slide.

9

I’ve always thought those murders around here were done by another guy who fit the clues, but now it looks like Carl Brandt was the culprit. I’m sorry for badmouthing the other guy all these years.

9

 

 

A picture of Carl Brandt:

http://www.wftv.com/news/3793937/detail.html
9 Hey! Has anyone seen the www.salon.com story today about the mysterious bulge on Bush's back during the debates?  Serious speculation that he was wired with a hidden receiver to pick up transmissions from someone off-stage feeding the President answers through a hidden earpiece.  Did the device explain why the President was slouching and hesitating before responding?   Go see the story for yourself. GO KERRY !
9

Bush: ”world’s a better place.”  But is USA a better place?

9 To the person quoting employment rates etc. You may want to go here
first: http://www.factcheck.org/
9
I live in Eden pines and this past Wednesday evening around 5 o'clock while walking up Palm Ave., I came upon a beautiful dead cat that someone had hit with a car. I laid it to the side of the road and seen that it had died I asked people in the area if they knew who's cat it was. I faxed US-1 radio on Big Pine, but they never put it on. The rude lady that answered the phone Thursday said why would you want to put a dead cat on the radio? I told her I was concerned that it was some ones pet. Well, after many signs thru the neighborhood the poor beautiful cat lays to rot.
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COCO'S: I have seen an occasional cockroach there, however, how do you come to her viewing her customers as cockroaches? Why do you feel the need to pick on CoCo? Hmmm? I'm just coo coo for CoCo. So there! Smile we're only on this planet for a little while.
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I agree this should be the Whiners page only. Do they have a place they congregate to discuss what makes them more miserable. Your lives should be great as you know which places have the worst food and which stores have the worst service. All you have to do is avoid those places it would make you happy and probably make those businesses happy not to hear you complaining. If you cannot find the places you desire on our little island may I suggest you find somewhere else to spend your time. I think the northbound lane of US1 is open if it is better where you came from!
9
To the person who just arrived back in town and dreads going to WD:  I suggest you return
to wherever you came from. I'm sure you think your home town supermarket is also ripping you off.
9 My husband and I tried out Raimondos Italian restaurant (on Cudjoe) the other night for the first time.  The plastic tables and chairs were a little tacky but the food was AMAZING.  What I want more than anything though is a Mexican Restaurant.  I'm dieing without my authentic Mexican.  We have to make it ourselves at home.
Friday
October 8
2004

I’ve always thought it funny that when I play an Eric Clapton album I hear another dude play lead guitar. What happened to the great guitarist himself? Speaking of which, why is it only males play lead guitar? Did you miss that one ladies?

8 Why do the rich get more get more money back from tax cuts? Because they PAY MORE in taxes. Households comprising the top 10 percent of income earners in 2001 shouldered 67.7% of income tax liabilities.
8 So Kerry is threatening to sue the publisher of the book about Vietnam vets who contest Kerry's version of events. And, TV stations have been threatened also.  Hmmm, who's advising him on legalities, Gore or Edwards?  One would say, "Thou doth protest too much, Mr. Kerry."
8 The Infinite Depths of Space as see by the Hubble Space Telescope. And some people are arrogant enough to think we mere mortals are alone in the Universe.
8
I would like to have a great Greek and Italian restaurant here we nee a good ethnic restaurant. Variety.
8

I was impressed an effected by the person who wrote about all the good things she had.

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To the shirtless fellas walking about:  NICE TITS!  Perhaps you could put on a wife-beater tank-top instead of visually assaulting your neighbors.  Unless you look like Brad Pitt, but you don't.  Show a little class and put on a shirt everyday.  Unless you're at the beach or on-board your vessel.  Maybe the little lady enjoys your man-boobs but some of us find your topless ness disgusting.
8 Unedited Rambling & Long Winded Tomes (poetry today)
8 The unemployment rate today is lower than the average of the past three decades. Household wealth has soared to a new record, and 69 percent of Americans own their own homes, the highest proportion ever.  Last week, the final figures for Gross Domestic Product in the second quarter were announced. GDP, the nation's total economic output, grew nearly 5 percent for the year. That's greater than in any 12-month period during the Clinton administration.
8
The proposal to reinstate the draft was submitted by Rep. Rangel, a Democrat, 18 months ago.  This past Tuesday the House passed a vote 402 to 2 (even Rangel voted no) to do away with the proposal.  Surprisingly, our young men and women are reenlisting at a very high rate to go back to Iraq.  They seem to believe in their mission there.
8
Cocos food: You have been fooled by the type of food you are taking.  Same food every day, every day. Trust me. Is Nat that good? I'm Hispanic and I know the food.
Para todos la comida no sirbe aros amarillo que no tiene sabor latino no sirbe.
She thinks every one of you is a roach. God bless.
8 I have just gotten back in the Keys and absolutely dread going back into that Winn Dixie Super Market.  Are they still ripping everyone off on their advertised specials and telling you that their computer has problems?
8
Mike and Laura, miss you guys too. Sorry you missed Bike Week. Bonnie, Tucker, and I rode down Fri. and Sat. (Bike Week) for people watching at the Bull and checking out all bikes up and down Duval. Hope you guys visit soon.
Thursday
October 7
2004
I would like to ask all Piners to keep good thoughts and prayers for Jerry McClain.  He is again hospitalized in Miami. Please pray for Jerry and family.
7 Thanks for all the hiccup cures. I get them too every once in a while.
7
Re: Fishgutters. Nice guy, huh?
7
Those of us that have lived here long enough don't see the "stairway to heaven" as a landmark. A piece of unfinished business isn't a landmark, it's a landmine. You want to talk about landmarks, we actually have had a few of those here on Big Pine Key.  Look hard enough and you will find them. They are things with history behind them. One of my old favorites was so badly damaged by hurricane Georges that it's only half standing. It's history was from Harry Truman playing poker there in the 40's. and then later it was an unbelieveable party house with lots of unbelieveable memories held by many long time locals. And huge spiders on the old banana trees out back. We called them banana spiders. They are actually giant orb spiders that haven't been seen there since hurricane Georges. That was a landmark. Get over tearing down shoddily built steps.
7 NYPost.com. Oh, yeah, that's a real neutral publication there. I could post letters to Michael Moore from our soldiers about the war that would be extreme opposite of this drivel article. When confronted, soldiers DON'T complain. It could result in a court marshal. They can only voice their opinions anonymously.
7
7 Dear Editor, The blurry print background I mentioned yesterday is within this column, and it begins on October 3rd to the present. I don't know if I am the only one experiencing this problem, if I am perhaps you have a suggestion as to how to eliminate it.
(Ed: I tried two machines and there's no blurry background. Try restarting your computer or hit the F5 key to refresh the current screen. If that doesn't work I think that your video card might need to have it's drivers updated. That's a start. I hope it helps.)
 
7 For the boy who would move to Canada. Let him go. I would be scared too. The entire Bush family has made a noticeable impact on our country, the morale and the budget. Even if I didn't like Kerry, I would still vote against Bush, look what happened in four years. Our country is in accelerating downfall. Imagine what it would be like in eight years?
7 It is about time we had a good fresh local seafood place. Fishcutters is a welcome addition. I would also like to see the Aromas add a fresh fish sandwich to their already great menu. That girl in there obviously can fish, she has some great pictures.
7 What a surprise- the fries were cold again last night at Raunch & Stein. Help! I'm running out of places to eat on BPK
7 Five Brothers Coffee Shop on Ramrod is the best place around.
7 I would just like to say that Coco's is the best place in the upper keys to get anything Spanish (and she's been around long enough to have free crabby passes!).
7 Unedited Rambling & Long Winded Tomes
7 ICE CREAM PARLOUR: Oh, I just love that story. Your words paint such graphic images in my mind. A Norman Rockwell of sorts, I'd say. Only one thing would improve my mental painting and that would be that she was a LUSTY nasty little wench, sexually active and all. Damn, does anyone of you out there paint on canvas for a living? I'd commission that if you can do it.  I have
other concepts as well.
7 Hey Laurie and Mike. Just heard from my procrastinating son about his and Breezy's wedding plans. drop me a line so I can help you get things rolling. Breezy should have my number. Hope you're well up there in the real world. Love to all.
7 Hi Dana!  I know a comment from you a mile away, well in this case, 300 miles away.  Your old neighbor, Laura.
7 Hi again to our Big Pine family.  We miss all so very much.  We went on our first bike run here in our new residence and boy it wasn't the same.  I'll take biking up and down US1 any day over US41.  We didn't really know anyone now that we live up in towns with 100,000 population.  I sure do miss the 5000 population strong in Big Pine.  Hi to our Biker friends in Big Pine Key. We Miss You. Bonnie and Bob, Tucker, Bob and Lynn, Ruth, Byron, Emmett, Lisa, Ray. All the Bikers of Big Pine Key--it's just not the same doing a bike run without you guys.  Laura and Mike.
Wednesday
October 6
2004
There's an enormous and troubling disconnect between the situation on the ground in Iraq and the portrait of disaster hawked by Kerry & Co. — abetted by the media. The victims of this disinformation campaign are our soldiers, the American people and the law-abiding citizens of Iraq. How on earth have we sunk so low that a man who would be president is willing to undercut those in uniform, while encouraging our enemies to believe — against all evidence — that they're winning?  If you want to read the entire article go to: http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/31295.htm
6
Kerry comes across as a pompous ass but Edwards is just plain scary.  He has a crazed look in his eyes.  To the 19 year old who threatened to move to Canada, please go before November 2.  Your lack of patriotism warrants a Canadian residency.
6
As far as real men loving Bush, the second time I read it, I think it could possible be a pun intended thing. If not, it scares me that there is someone that ignorant that has the right to vote.
6
Kerry comes across as a pompous ass but that Edwards is just plain scary.  He has a crazed look in his eyes!  Just what we need a trial lawyer running things.  To the 19 year old who is threatening to go to Canada.  Please go before November 2nd.  Your lack of patriotism warrants a Canadian residency.
6 Fahrenheit 9/11, The Documentary by www.michaelmoore.com is available for a two-night rental at the Marathon Blockbuster Video.  We had a great pizza party and not one Republican would accept our invitation. This movie should be seen by everyone.  Not only will it win awards, it's going to secure the Kerry/Edwards Team for the next 8 years until Hillary takes over.  See you at the Polls on Tuesday, November 2nd. Big Piners are good voters. 
6
I think we should rename this the Whiney-Ass-Crybaby-Page.  Damn You.
6 Hiccups: A friend of mine had this problem after surgery and I remember him saying how it was driving him crazy. He told his doctor and the doc says, "I will give you a pill that will relax the muscle in the diaphragm that will stop them." For him it worked; so Mr. McClain give your Doc a call. Hope it works for you.
6
I wonder if the Ultimate Powers that control things in Heaven and Earth had something to do with these two things happening on the same day???   Space Ship One collects $10,000,000 for first two private space flights, and Gordon Cooper passes them on his way to Heaven?
6
After 3 years of fun in the sun it is time for me and my family to move on. We will miss all of the fun people we have met (especially at Marvin Key) I hope these coming years of GREED over CONSCIENCE don't change Paradise too much. I am just glad I got to live here at least once in my life. We will miss you. Mick, Wendi and Bethany.
6
Go Kerry go! Farenheit 911 was released today. Go get it. No more Bush!
6 BAGELS: To friend of Denise. Are you the tall blonde sultry one? Who from outward apperances takes impeccable care of herself?
6@ 6:30am
Bagels Reply: No, I'm the (single) good-looking, dark-eyed, brunette, who, from outward appearance always takes care of herself. Just who are you, may I ask?
6 Unedited Rambling & Long Winded Tomes
6 Dear Editor, Can you please remove the blurry print background from your columns. It's hard enough to read the screen these days.
(Ed: What page are you referring to? I will be glad to change them for you.)
 
6 The comment I wrote about the ice cream parlor is true. My husband took our children there for an ice cream and the girl was sitting outside digging out toenails, picking away at them. When she went in to serve them she never washed her hands nor put on a glove. You can choose not to print it if you want, but it is true. We frequented the shop often but every time the children mention it since, my stomach turns.
6
Toad died? When? Anyone know anything about Wheeler?
6
I just have a question.  Why is it that on some days I check the "Kudos & Whiners" at 8 a.m. and that days submissions are already there and on other days I check it at noon and it is still yesterdays submissions?  Just curious.
(Ed: Click Refresh on your browser or clear your browsers cache under: Tools>Internet Options>Delete cookies>Delete Files>Ok. We usually publish around 7:30am. Today's was published at 4:30am.)
6 Re: Fish Cutters. Finally, we have a great place close by to enjoy real quality fresh local seafood at reasonable prices--and a friendly and always helpful staff. The owners are courteous and I've never witnessed any harsh behavior toward employees. To all you dufasses bashing this excellent restaurant and seafood market combination, take your lard butts to Boondocks or Conch and Stein. But be sure to request they whack off the cod fat from your "grouper samich". And also, that tiresome skinny filet they pass off as snapper has a distinct resemblance to tilapia. If you're too ignorant to tell the difference--you disserve to overpay for the bogus imposter Sysco fish you think is local catch.
6 Those who stand for nothing will fall for everything? An interesting cliché but there's no such thing. Everyone stands for something, though it may be extend well beyond your limited intelligence. It is the gullible and ignorant who fall for everything.
6 What good things doth I offer? Commentary free of unsolicited editorializing and biased, tiresome and ineffective political rhetoric. Commentary that supports our hard-working local community, but questions unscrupulous business practices without directing damaging slanderous remarks to specific individuals. And commentary that does not answer a question with another question. By the way, the Olde English speak is somewhat entertaining though you evaded my original question.
6 If your missing con leches, cuban toast, breakfast sandwiches etc.try Aromas!
Tuesday
October 5
2004
I just had some trees removed and would like to thank Lucas Overcast of Five Star Service (305) 240-0422.  I was very pleased with the service.
(Ed: If Five Star Service is a licensed, local business please let us know and we'll include their name and phone number in our complete local Business Directory for free. Does anyone else know a licensed business that isn't listed there? Thanks.)
5 RE: Fish gutters. John and Dawn Ward of FISH CUTTERS are very nice people. Of all the years I've delivered to them they have been extremely nice. I've heard nothing but good about them through all the years I've known of them. Maybe you had one bad time, maybe you have a grudge. The Fish Gutters comment was barley funny considering the fact that you do, in fact, have to gut fish to eat them.
5 For the hiccups: Fill a glass with water. Put a paper towel on top. Hold it down with both hands around the sides of the glass and drink through it. It's worked 100% of the time for me for 19 years. It takes 2 seconds to cure. By far the easiest.
5
America needs your vote. America needs your money, not your vote.  "An election is an advance sale on stolen property." Do not miss your chance to make a difference. By voting you signify that you approve of the process by taking part in it.  By abstaining from the presidential vote signifies you do not approve of the process.  Your vote makes not one iota of difference to the Electoral College unless there is a tie.  Read the Constitution to see how ties are handled.  Hint: It's not your vote!
 Your vote is very important in this close Presidential Election. Adding in the Florida "graveyard" vote and subtracting the overseas military (lacked postmarks in the past election) makes a huge difference. Otherwise your vote is very unimportant. I will be at the polls only for the local decisions.  Were it not for these I would not wasting my valuable time.  It would be better spent organizing my sock drawer.
5 Winn Dixie = nightmare. Everything moved, empty shelves, aisles full of junk, dirt all over, lines even longer with fewer cashiers, and those disgusting self checkouts I refuse to use unless they offer 10% off for doing their checking and bagging. Come in Publix, PLEASE!
5
"Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything."
5 No offense meant to the nice, hard working ladies working at Coco's, If there are any. Oops, there is Martha she's works hard and has a nice smile. Coco is a sour puss I call 'em as I see 'em. Unappreciative. Please let's remember they are serving the public. We are paying for the service. At least advertise that they are sour pusses so nobody is shocked when being served.
5 Denise, owner of Bagel Island is just taking a well-deserved break. I don't know when she's planning on re-opening. I'll talk to her aout it and find out.
5 Sounds like the owners of Fishgutters are friends with the owner of the Cracked Egg.
5
What do people do with all the plywood? it seems every time there's a hurricane people buy more plywood. When will they finally have enough for their house?
5 As for fairies loving Kerry, I'm no fairie, and anyone that votes for...ummm...uhhh....a...a....a....a....uhhhh...(looks at notes) Bush, is an idiot! I'm only 19, maybe you want me to go to Iraq? I'm not one to run from my country when it's in need, but this is not a war. Its called greed. A chess game played by the big boys in the country. Bush is just a, uhh...ummm (looks at notes). Oh yea...a pawn!  Want to come to Iraq with me and your children? Vote for Bush. Want to end this chess game war, vote Kerry and get all the jobs back that Bush put overseas. And get our deficit taken care of.  Anyways, if Bush is elected...Oh, say can you see, the Canadian border for me!
5 Unedited Rambling & Long Winded Tomes
Monday
October 4
2004

Those Moslem women must bang into a lot of walls wearing those full length bee-keeper suits.

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Attention, Attention, Attention:  Today is the last day to register to vote. Mon. 10-4-04 until 12 Midnight.  Please, Please exercise your right.  America needs your vote.  Do not miss your chance to make a difference.  Your vote is very important in this close Presidential Election.
4

Re: "Real Men Love Bush, only fairies love Kerry"  PULEEEEEEEZE. Bush can't even spell "Real Man" let alone say it w/o stuttering & stammering. What an embarrassment he is to our country's world image which is important from an economical standpoint even though the Bushies would tell you differently. K-E-R-R-Y....K-E-R-R-Y all the way! The little Nazi Bush is outta here.

4

To those complainers that complain about all the complaining on this site: The low road is the well-trodden path to big readership. People like to read about crap more than blue skies and butterflies. Sad, but true.

4
Anyone out there know what happen to Island Bagel Shop, is she re-opening or closing?
4
We are all stressed out from the hurricanes, WD and CVS are stressing us too. Imagine
working at either one of those stores? The employee are at the max for stress. Good luck to the underpaid help at both places.
4 Restaurant Review: I'm not eating anywhere, but home. According to these reviews the only people who like everything are the owners. And disgruntled employees seem to have a lot to say too.
4 Restaurant Review:  I have to say that I have been very disappointed in my last two visits to Robs.  I have bragged and bragged on how the portions were so large.  Two weeks ago, I got the oyster basket, and the few oysters I got were very small...mostly breading.  I gave them the benefit of the doubt and just brushed it off as low inventory due to hurricane evacuation.  This week I ordered the full order of seafood marinara, and it was much smaller than in the past. I even asked the waitress to make sure she didn't give me the half order and she said no.  Rob, I hope you are reading this, and will take note that us locals do notice things like this. Please don't disappoint us again.
4 Restaurant Review: Fishgutters. The food is OK. Staff is nice. John and Dawn Ward are very rude to their employees and their fisherman. They need to learn how to treat people.
4 Dear Restaurant Reviewer: Quit thinking you are a Gourmet Taster.  Stay home and review your own food. Keep the sour puss comments to yourself.  Coco's are hard working people who give you fine food for your meager budget.  You are so unappreciative.
4


Ed, thanks for the input, re: The ants from hell.  Yeah, but after using the wonder cure for 30 yrs, I believe they have built up resistance to it.  So, my friend, I am seeking a new and improved cure.  HELP! 

4 I have not hesitated to drive to Key West or Marathon to shop for groceries over the last few years because of the disarray, unreliability of products, rotten veggies, long lines, etc. at Winn-Dick-Me here on BPK, but I had no choice on Friday and was pleasantly surprised at the new changes.  Cleaning it up and bringing it up to the 21st century.  Now, let's see if they remember to stock up because Fantasy Fest is coming and there will be tons of people shopping. Let's see whether price gouging occurs then as well.  I'm hopeful now...
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FYI: For those of you that couldn't make it to Key West to see the fantastic movie, Fahrenheit 911, it will be available on DVD on Tues. 10-5.  A must see!  If you have any question who the best man to run this country is prior to watching this movie, it will be clear as a bell after you see it.
4
Tussa revisited: To the person who stated that if you don't have anything good to say about anyone, (Tussa, Dave Allen, etc,) don't said anything.  I guess that person has not had Tussa ringing his door bell at 3AM with a lame story for "borrowing" money.  I have, and I have nothing good to say about him.  He belongs in jail.
Sunday
October 3
2004
As I recall an article  in the Citizen several months back, the Stairway to Heaven was built by a young architect and his wife just after they graduated from college as sort of a dream project.  Twenty years later they are divorced.  The architect,  still in business on the mainland, and his new wife have no interest in completing the project.  In exchange for forgiveness of about $100,000 worth of fines and back taxes, he gave it to the county.  The county has considered it a hazard, especially for kids - more so that the usual construction site because those stairs go up pretty high with no guard rails.  The county is going to tear it down and I seem to remember something about turning the site into a park.
3
Hiccup Cure: When my oldest daughter was born, she was also cursed with those horrible hiccups and her grandmother told me to mix 1 teaspoon of Caro syrup to a 4 ounce bottle of warm water.  Now I assume that would be an infant dosage maybe you could try a larger dose.  It did work for her. Good Luck.
3 Restaurant Review: I love Fishcutters on Summerland Key. The food is amazing and the people are so friendly there. It is a 100% improvement of Monte's and a great replacement. It's about time we had a top quality fresh seafood restaurant in the area again. I heard they are having a stone crab festival there October 17th. Sound like its going to be a great locals party. I hope to see everyone there.
3
Restaurant Review: I think the Big Pine House of Music is great. The food is very good and delivery is so quick. Keep up the good work. I cant wait for Coco's to open back up.
The rest of the restaurants on Big Pine have been very disappointing lately. Food and service quality are WAY down. You would think that in a slow time like this restaurants would be a little nicer and appreciative to locals that are supporting them right now.
3 Real Men Love Bush, only fairies love Kerry!
3 noon
3 noon
Restaurant Review: Can't wait for Coco's to open back up? Why do you like looking at sour pusses all the time? Talk about unappreciative! Would it kill Coco to actually smile at a customer? Those women are so nasty there and the food stinks.
3 noon Restaurant Review: I cant wait for The Cracked Egg to Re-open. I hope they enjoy a well earned break, but I sure do miss my breakfast. Even though I like The Coffee shop for dinner NOBODY touches The Cracked Egg when it comes to breakfast.
3 noon
Go Kerry! Funny head and all. He's our only hope for this country. No More Bush!
3 noon
Anyone feel like they are in the twilight zone. First we get 4 hurricanes.( I am thankful they didn't hit the keys). Next the 2 big stores (Eckards & Winn Dixie) completely change everything. Can you find anything? Next the channels are all different on cable. Some are even missing. What's next?
Saturday
October 2
2004

Hiccup Cure: (This really happened in a bar last Thursday). A guy had the hiccups and could not get rid of them. A lovely young fox straddled his lap and commenced to suck on his tongue. It worked. I don't know if it actually cured him or if he just got distracted. It got me real horney.

2 Oh, my god. Don't you Bushies ever get tired of the "fear factor" Enough already. Kerry is here to stay and he proved it 9/30/04 by talking straight facts and not that same tired mantra that the neo-cons keep regurgitating. Blah, blah, blah, fear, blah, blah, hate, blah, division. If you're tired of the lies and deceptions Kerry is the only answer at this time. Nader next time.
2
Yes, your right. Kerry's his head is lopsided; to the left.
2 Just a few words about Thursday night's debate. Andy Griffith v Barney Fife. Yee, haw, Kerry rocked!
2 To Two Four year terms: Who was the greatest president your speaking of? Money is the root of all evil. Who spends $100 million for an office that pays $200,000 per year?
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Big Pine House Of Music just wants to say thanks for everybody rallying around us. One bad apple...oh well, you know. Thanks to The Big Pine Restaurant & Good Luck always. In fact, Peace & Good Luck to all.
2 I stopped in HOUSE OF MUSIC out of curiosity to check it out.  My drink was served in a filthy glass with some type of crust on the rim.  When I showed it to the bartender she just dumped it into a plastic cup and pushed it back to me.  UGH!  Meanwhile there’s a sloppy low-life drunk at the bar half passed out and another drunk couple engaged in an argument.  The place is a dump.  And they want to charge $$$ to listen to some old, washed-up band.  They’re never gonna' make it!
2 As far as the House of Music goes. People should give them time. They are trying to do something good.
2 The Keys used to be the place where you came when you wanted to drop out of society. Now it is the place you come when you have an extra $500,000 and nothing to do with it. Why should it be that only people with money are able to enjoy the beauty of the keys? Way before the money people got here, the hippies, drop outs and society's castaways were here. They are the ones that build the foundation of what we have today. We should thank them. They are the ones who's mind set was "live and let live." Today, here, we judge people by how long their hairs is, how long their beards are or how many teeth they have. What a shame. You might be passing a good person by just because you don't like their looks. As I read this site, it seems to be that the people who are plastic, are the ones doing the most complaining. Didn't your mother teach you, "if ya have nothing nice to say, shut the f**k up"?
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Restaurant Review (nobody's safe): Rob's is too loud and the food is greasy.
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Historical landmarkThe only thing historical about that "landmark" is the fact that it was a victim of the Monroe County land use plan and moratorium; and the fact someone wouldn't pay blackmail. Tear it down. It's dangerous.
2 The Stairway to Heaven was a landmark years ago before the misguided owner added that roof-thing. I say get rid of it. It's ugly. How would you like to live next to that thing and look out your window every morning and see that?
2 I don't think I'll be giving anything to your saving Stairway to Heaven. It is not my idea of some kind of special landmark.  You can s**t in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up the fastest.
2 To meandering political babble: What good things doth thou have to offer?
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To unethical people: The answer to your riddle is Jesus. He would spend time with them.
When the poor are driven out you'll be next to go. The saintly person that you believe you are.
2 Pizza Works closed again? Don't worry, call 2 for $20. Good staff, good food, good delivery times.
2 To No complaints: Kudos to you, It's special to hear Good Things!
Friday
October 1
2004
I just wanted to write to say that I have no complaints and just good things to say.  I’m grateful for how lucky we have all been to have been missed by all these major storms.  I’m grateful that I woke up today feeling pretty good.  I’m grateful for my friends, my wonderful co-workers who are actually somewhere between close friends and family, my sweet, loving and one of a kind husband, my 3 beautiful children.  I’m grateful for life!
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Beware people! Insidious forces are at work trying to rob us of an important cultural and historical Lower Keys  landmark. Yes, there is a contract out to demolish the "Stairway to Heaven"  on Ramrod Key. We cannot let this happen. Send your non-deductible contributions to P.O. box 430189  Big Pine Key. Cash preferred. C'mon folks, dig deep and often we cannot let this happen.
1 A New Hurricane: The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Charley, Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable.  Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States that we have experienced in four years. They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry. Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by being behind a Bush.
1 Is it just me, or is there something wrong with John Kerry's head?   From any angle, it just doesn't seem right. I'm just sayin...
1 FOOD FOR THOUGHT: Why is it our great president is only allowed two, four year terms; and in Congress, you can make a life-time career of it? They are the ones that need term limits. They're the ones ruining this great country. In Congress its all about the "MONEY". They extort from the rich and steal from the poor tax payers.
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Changed Cable Lineup: I am thoroughly pissed that the cable is all askew.  Also the grocery store. Why should I have to hunt for my glasses to read the pitiful handout when I knew where the Weather Channel was before and the History Channel?  After a very long and trying week I was trying to unwind. So, subsequently, I can't type. Now what?  Maybe another Non-Hurricane.
1 I give up. What is greater than God? What is it that poor people have
and the wealthy need? If you eat it you will die?  A Heart or Hope?
(ED: "Nothing". The answer was posted Wed. at noon, buy a smarter person than us.)
1 Jerry McClains needs some advice. The type of cancer he has causes hiccups. Anyone out there know a cure. So far we have tried: drinking water from a glass covered with a paper towel, spoon sugar bitters on lime, drinking while holding breath, being scared and spoon vinegar.
1 Hi Neighbor.  Yes, it's Laura and Mike.  Thanks for helping us out with Breezy's wedding reception.  Just a bit of news  Breezy Colon and Stephen Sullivan will be getting Married on May 29th, 2005.
1 I will definitely check-out the Big Pine House of Music  Florida is full of unethical criminal people who lie, cheat and steal.  The Keys in general, have way too many drunks with tattoos and horrible dental hygiene.  The only reason we're here is the weather and the beautiful waters surrounding the Straits.  Who wants to be friends with alcoholics, druggies & chain smokers?  (No thank you.)  Not to worry because change is coming and those types, my dear, will be bought out and ten years from now, hardly a trace of the Keys Diseased who have skidded in sideways.
1 Hi All. It's John again from Big Pine Restaurant.  I just wanted to take a quick moment to say THANK YOU!  Sam & I appreciate all your wonderful support and comments. We will continue to try our best every day to exceed your expectations. 
    To the owners of Big Pine House of Music (whom we have not met personally as of yet, thank you as well for your comments).  Welcome to Big Pine, and we would like to wish you the best both personally and professionally. 
    Once again, thanks to who have noticed our hard work, effort and ongoing commitment to provide you with a clean, comfortable place to eat. You are our boss. 
    To all our wonderful people who work with us every single day. You are truly the best crew any employer could ever ask for. Our hat is off to all of you. 
    As for the person who attacked J.R. My only comment to you is, perhaps you should spend more time worrying about yourself, and less time making up stories about him. 
    Big Pine Restaurant is proud to have him, and all our currently employed people represent our name and establishment. Can your employer say the same for you?
  
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I guess the only place to eat and drink here on BP must be ROBSIt's the only one
never mentioned good or bad.
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Re:  Big Pine House of Misery, er, Music.  What a dump.  I tried it out of curiosity and got my short poured drink in a filthy glass.  When I pointed it out to the bartender she just dumped it into a plastic cup. (God only knows what that crusty crap was on the glass) The lowest of the low life on the island sitting on the next seat sloppy drunk and another drunk arguing with his girl friend.  What great atmosphere!  The house band might be just O.K.  But they want $$$ for tickets to listen to some washed-up, has been band.  They’ll never make it.

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I love the Big Pine Restaurant -- John and Sam have done a wonderful job upgrading it and the food is great.  They work very hard and always make us feel very welcome.  Anyone can have a less than satisfactory experience at any establishment -- things do go wrong -- but this is the kind of place where you can talk to the owner and they will do their best to make things come out right.  Kudos to the John and Sam and staff at the Big Pine Restaurant!
1 What do you possibly think your meandering political babble on this site will hope to accomplish? Answer this, please. And when you do, please consider providing a reasonable, logical, focused answer so that we may all be enlightened, rather than confused, disgusted and bored.

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