work sheet2

To the person wondering why duration of time spent on Big Pine comes up when a person trashes somebody. Time here IS an issue if you have lived here a long time. There used to be a happy time here when people didn't spend hours trying to figure how to tear somebody up. People moved here because they wanted to get away from the 'real world'. People moved here because the Keys have always been representative of a kind of people that live and let live. People who didn't judge others by the kind of car somebody drove. Money didn't matter, heart did. And then the bad thing happened.

'Others' found out about our wonderful place and decided to move here and change things. The result is as you see here in this column. The new attitude here has made those of us who have lived here for a while look at each other in a different way. Now somebody who was at one time only an acquaintance is now a long time friend. We all long for the time when there were a handful of year-round residents. When we used to save up our money in February and March to pay our rents in September and October. When we used to dive for our supper because we HAD to because we were all in the service industry and we had some very lean months. When I used to roller skate down US 1 in the summertime because there was absolutely no traffic then.

Instead of trashing each other, we helped each other. Yes, there were stories that went around. Mostly unfounded and nothing brutal. In retrospect, even those were fun. We used to say that if you had a boarding evening the night before, just wait a day and the Big Pine rumor mill would re-create an exciting evening for you. Now think about what the virtually extinct natural conch thinks about the changes here. Many of you drive by the few remaining homes belonging to these rare wonderful people and comment how they should be torn down or replaced. They have been here for generations, living through this mosquito ruled place long before any of us were here taking away their homes. YES, time here is an issue here.

Thank you to all that participated in the Toys for Tots Bike run. What a delightful day it was for a bike ride. Let's all quit our fussing and concentrate on the good things people do.

What day will the Christmas parade on Big Pine be this year? Does anyone know yet?

Boat ramps. Yes. Why should the tax payers of the fabulous Fl. Keys who do not have an open canal, and have to trailer there boats to these ramps at Spanish Harbor, S.R. 4, etc.(?) In the past 4-5 years we have complained about this. The county did put a few sand bags in Spanish Harbor ramp, though not enough. SR4 is really bad. Why should we pay to ramp our boats in and out? That's what the tourists are here for. Just call and complain enough they'll fix it just like I did a few years back. Remember the squeaky wheel gets the oil. Call, Call, Call, they'll fix it. Grass not being cut call Public Works they'll come too. Quit whining and start calling.

Bahia Honda State Park has the best boat ramp anywhere. If you get an annual recreation pass, (something every resident should have because the park is such a great place), the ramp fee is nothing as well as the entrance fee. It's all included in the pass fee. Even when it's windy, using the ramp is a breeze because of the protection of the basin. give it a try.

Confucius say: Two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

To the person that wrote about the Packers truck on the 22nd. Get a little information before you go trashing something. That truck belonged to a long term resident that died a few years ago. His name was Jerrin Linderman and he was a good hearted man. The truck stays there in memory of him. Those that loved Jerrin didn't trash the truck. One of you lowlifes who didn't know him did that. I don't see the broken window when I pass his truck. I see Jerrin and remember him with fine memories. He lives as long as we remember him as does everybody who passes on. Jerrin was in his very early 40's when he passed. He had a teenage daughter and a very young son. Jerrin had a lot of friends here. He was an asset to our community. All of us that knew him were blessed by him.

Hello my fellow Piners. I just wanted to say thanks for your support and here is a work in progress of the Christmas Truck.

Hey, Mike! Congratulations. You have joined the long list of fine Big Pine people who have been chosen by the sad-ones to be trashed. The list is long and most of the people on the list make Big Pine what it is. I believe eventually, everybody good here will be trashed by somebody who should go back to where they came from. I had my turn a few weeks ago. Who else here remembers the Big Pine rumor mill of old days? The things that went around that were mostly lies but were funny and amusing. Nothing hurting. Nothing painful. What has happened to the people here that are making this fun column into a foul spirited trash talking waste of time?

Here's another cat that loves his cosmic kitty catnip. he lives in homestead, his name is Dewey. He sure looks loaded.

Please allow me to whine. I arise at 4:30 AM every day. Even on my days off. I don't like coffee so the gossip column is my booster for the day. I have DT's if daily posts aren't ready by oh, let's say 10Am. So Mr. Editor could you please rearrange your life so as not to inconvenience mine? Just kidding. I seriously would like to donate a new flag. Perhaps as a holiday gift to all of us. I know there is a mystery as to who you are, etc. Do you have a P.O. Box where I might mail a gift? Would you prefer a monetary gift? Please don't even print this unless you want to. I am fulfilling a lifelong dream to be in print. Should have done like Mama said and joined the Navy. On second thought what do you need worse than money or a flag?
(Ed: Ok, I just changed my life. What do we need? Advertisers and a flag; or some other thing to hang from the pole on the webcam. Send any lavish gifts to: Bigpinekey.com, PO Bx 431755, Big Time Key, Fl., 33043-1755. Merry Christmas. P.S. How does one live without morning coffee?)

Re: The last post of Sunday or was it the first? The one with the sunset picture. I wholeheartedly agree. No more bitchin' from me. "Come together right now".

To: The law is the law. I don't agree with you, but you forgot something. How about the removal of "In God We Trust " on every single piece of paper money the government prints? Personally I would be totally dismayed if that phrase was to be removed, but just thought I'd let you know that you forgot about that.

Restaurant Review: With all the restaurant reviews going on here lately I feel it is necessary to praise what I think is the best thing to hit The Lower Keys: Square Grouper. I have been there over a dozen times. Each time the food is great, service is the best. They have nightly specials that are out of this world. The prices are fair. It is a true class act and deserves to be recognized. I hope the owners read this and give their staff the praise they deserve. THANK YOU to all who work there. I will be back many times.

I keep hearing about all the guys cheating on their wife or girlfriend. Why? I am a single guy who finds it very tough to be single in The Keys and wonder why anyone would need to cheat once you have a good thing. If it is not good then have the balls to end it. You guys give the local women here such a bad impression about all men that it is tough for us single guys to get a date. You say you cheat because sex feels good. You're right, sex does feel good, very good; and if you have someone to have sex with everyday, why cheat? Well, now that I have gotten that off my mind. Any Single women here in the area that agree about these a** holes cheating and want to get together for a drink and see if sex outside of cheating feels good too? Who knows? Maybe we will end up not being single after we meet. There are still some good single guys like me around. Ha, ha cheaters, single guys are available too.

Today, Sunday is the first day of Advent. What is Advent? p.s. Now it's the 2nd day of Advent.

Thanks for the info Re: Full screen view of webcam. It works. Idiots should not own computers.

Confucius say: War not determine who is right, determine who is left.

Mike, put more lights then ever on your truck. I'm sorry Ebenezer Scrooge lives here amongst us. Looking forward to seeing you in the Christmas parade.

Mayhap the Chihuahua punter and the truck basher be the same?

Request from a non-resident: More pictures of Mike's truck when he gets it tricked out for the season. And more pictures of his work for any special occasion he's done, like the flags that were mentioned.

I think Mike and his truck have been unofficially made members of the Loosely Associated Non-Conforming Eccentrics of BigPineKey.com, even without a nickname.

Bashing Mike is about as low as a lowlife mainlander can get. I personally don't see the difference between Mike's truck and all the hummer's running around the island, except the price. Lets see who arrives when you lock your keys in the car, (a lot of us can't afford OnStar). Let's see who's on the scene if you get in an accident. I'll bet you that Mike would be first to drop a buck in a charity pot faster than most of you pusillanimous freaks, that have just moved here, with all your money.

How come whenever people disagree with someone else on this site the offendee accuses the offender of not living here long enough? My guess is that they figure an uptight attitude can't survive lengthy exposure to the Keys.

The reason people who have lived here for any length of time think an attitude that promotes pettiness is a northern trait is because we can see the change in people's attitudes over the years. The longer you're here the more you see. Open your eye's for you are but infants in an older society.

To the woman with the natural 40D breasts. When you reach over 25 and they fall, or when you have children and nurse them (which is why we have breasts in the first place), and they find a new position. When they no longer look as they did when you were 18 and they were perky, tell me you feel the same way about augmentation. People have and should always have the right to do with their own bodies as they desire. Nobody gets hurt if the doctor is a good one and the person wanting the surgery is properly screened. Unless my breasts come in contact with you (which they won't), they are none of your business. Do not judge me or anybody that has some kind of cosmetic surgery unless you are in their shoes and understand everybody's individual reason.

Brother James, AKA Jim or Jimmy or what the hell else you're friends call you. You'll always be the James that used to bend my arm backwards until it almost broke. That explains the rotator cuff injury I now endure. Welcome to the fabulous Fl. Keys. Your timing is uncanny. God bless the prodigal Brother.

We live in Big Pine because it is the most beautiful place in America from what we've seen.

I have decided to stop bitching because I live in Paradise. We are not here for the two

radio stations, the people with their funny nicknames, the odd couples who cheat, the yard dogs,

the "deplorable" realtors or the bars, the druggies and the drunks. Like the mantra seems to be: Live & Let Live. We officially disconnect from all of the above pettiness and love living in Paradise.

Re: Christmas truck. Phone number is 872-1563. As to the comment about the Deliverance truck I'll just keep my mouth shut and let my fellow Big Piners handle you.

It never stops here on BigPineKey.com. Now we have a "Big Pine Elite" trashing Mikes truck. You should never disrespect a man's vehicle, that's grounds for a stomping in my book. You know you must feel really good about yourself in your "Rich" car, guess what? Not all of us are so fortunate. You are extremely low to think your sh*t doesn't stink, buddy, it does. Mikes truck is part of Big Pine History to me. It'd be sad to see it go. Speaking of it going: When it does kick the bucket it goes to B & B not Cudjoe Landfill. Mike, I know this isn't getting to you one bit. I cannot wait to see what you do this year to the truck. I saw you tonight over at the Santa thing already getting started. You have my support.

We love the Christmas truck. Mike is a local home town boy all grown up. After 9/11 he out did that truck in American flags, we support him and all his support for our American soldiers

That truck is our local wrecker service and by the way he is a local fire dept. guy, so I really hope you are not laughing at his truck when he pulls in your yard to help put your fire out. Think before you ever make your comments. Big Pine loves mikes Christmas truck.

Mikes Christmas truck, Sure its a huge truck for the Keys, sure the tires are huge, and so is the fellow that drives that oversized Chevy. To the person that thinks the truck needs to be in the dump, I feel sorry for you. The Christmas truck has been in the fire truck parades around the keys for many years. You ever wonder why? Maybe, just maybe, it's his way of sharing the holidays with all of us, not for money or advertising. To bad to sad, you can't see the spirit of the season with that lighted orange truck. Even tonight, he is at Santa's gathering on Big Pine, not completely lighted, but a good start.

This is in reply to the person bashing the orange truck. 1) Get a life. 2) That truck most likely has been here longer than you have. 3) I would imagine you and most of the people you know who laugh at the truck and wonder about the character of the owner (who, by the way, invests time and money to decorate it for Christmas every year) have way to much time on your hands and a false sense of superiority to boot; and probably wouldn't be a very fun bunch to hang out with.

To the person complaining about Mike's truck - You should be absolutely ashamed of your self. Mike is a hard working, dedicated man. He is also a volunteer for the fire department which he has used that truck to help numerous people. I bet if your car went into the ocean you wouldn't care what color or what size tires the truck had that pulled it out. So in other words, when something happens to you in your car I am sure that we will laugh at you, and crack jokes as he pass you by, which you thoroughly deserve. I feel safer knowing that truck and it's owner are on the road. As for being socially acceptable, screw you. That is why a lot a people live here. It doesn't matter if you drive a Pinto or a Massarati you are accepted here. He decorates it every year out of the goodness in his heart and it is one of the things my children and I look forward to. So Mike, don't let idiots like this bring you down. I know you as a trustworthy, dependable father who brings smiles to children's faces with your truck. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

I just read the Email about J. C. Massey. If he is that great, I think we should honor him. To the person that posted the info about him, we could have a J. C. Massey Day on Big Pine. We could have a parade on Key Deer Blvd. or a cook out or something in his honor. If you would start something, let us know, I would be willing to work or participate in any way.

Confucius Say: When man he bring wife flowers for no reason, there usually reason.

Is there a local place, Marathon to Key West that can take treasured old photos and put them on a photo CD without damage to the photographs. We do not have negatives.
(Tech help: scan the photos> save them in the My Pictures folder>burn the folder to CD. Or bring them to CoconetKey Internet Cafe and Joss will do it for you.)

Mystery: Could someone tell me why people stand in lines and get stampeded to go shopping the day after Thanksgiving? Surely the same merchandise was available the day before Thanksgiving.

RE: feces. I have a neighbor who encourages me to let my dogs go in his yard and my dogs are trained to go under a tree or bush so it won't get stepped in. Free fertilizer he says.

Far as I'm concerned, once the turkey's off the table you can turn on the Christmas lights and crank up the music. A month of "Christmas season" is just fine.

I was joking around with my friends about making a turkey omelet. Woke this morning and gave it try. It wasn't bad but I don't think I will do it again!

To the author of "The Law is The Law" - (It should not discriminate) - We share your sentiments as well. We received a letter from our son in Canada who writes he is taking JUDO. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

The Law is the Law
(It should not discriminate.)

So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. And since they already have prohibited any prayer in the schools, on which they deem their authority, then so be it.

I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American Public's best interests at heart. But, do you know what else I'd like? Since we can't pray to God, can't trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and it's employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.

I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it's just another day. I'd like the US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays. After all, it's just another day. I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the "Christmas Break." After all, it's just another day.

I'm thinking that a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be 'politically correct'.

In fact I think that our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day.

To all the people who complain about our little town. I'll bet that half of you haven't been to the places that you are complaining about. You listen to your friends who had a bad time, where ever there were. No matter what your choice of music, food, or bartenders and waitress are, if you are a happy person and want to be a happy person, all the bulls**t that you complain about is minute. No one has the right to say that someone is better than the other. If you choose to have a good time you will. If you choose to have a bad time you will. Let go of all your negativity and you will have an awesome time. Because no matter what you believe, we were all born the same and everyone is equal. So get off your high horse and stop judging people, because someday, someone might judge you.

I just wanted to say that I am a local girl, business girl, that works everyday, all day long. I finally went out this holiday weekend and totally enjoyed myself. I went from Boondocks (Bo Foder and the Hitchhikers) to the Tiki (I don't know name of band) bunch of local guys and they were awesome. Then a bunch of us went to House of Music and they were awesome too. We have a lot of dyn-o-mite musicians locally, right here in our town. I just wanted to say to everyone of the entertainers that you guys are truly appreciated here on Big Pine Key. It was really hard to pick what place I wanted to be. Boondocks, Ramrod Tiki Bar, and House of Music. You guys inspire a lot of us, who work so so hard, that it is a true pleasure to enjoy all of your music at all 3 places. Don't compare one to the other cause each one of them have there own karma and style. It's nice to be able to choose where you want to go. Isn't that what life is all about? Being able to choose what you do and where you go in life? Big Pine/Ramrod Key rocks. If you don't like it here, go somewhere else and try to find what you looking for. Watch what you wish for, cause it might just be right in front of you and you never know it. Kick back and enjoy the ride. Life is too short to judge anyone. Look in the mirror and if you see a perfect person, run as fast as you can, cause no one is perfect. You just might think you are. Smile and be happy and every thing else will come to you.

This sight is censored!

Confucius Say: No husband ever been shot while he do dishes.

I do not know the woman in question, but I'd like to know where there is a 'local very upscale restaurant' anywhere within 30 miles.

A Big Pine Key rock road. I thank the Key Deer everyday for preventing development here.

To Mike with the Christmas truck. We have a 5500 Generac XL you may borrow. It was tuned up this year for hurricane season and really needs to be used. You can use it to make all the kids happy. Then we'll get it back and hopefully by next year we'll donate it as we hope to get a 'whole house' generator by next Christmas. Please post a phone # here and we'll make arrangements for you to pick it up.

Mike the Gumby Babyboy. I've seen your garish orange truck with the tires so huge they would probably float the thing on water, and I've wondered what kind of person would be forced to drive such a ridiculous aberration of a vehicle. Reading your item on this website surprised the heck out me because you actually seem proud of this vehicle. I know this sounds mean, but for your own good, I need to tell you that your truck is the butt of jokes among most of the people I know who have seen it, and I have seen people laugh at it when you drive by. For your own self esteem (and the further beautification of the keys), please drive that thing over to the Cudjoe landfill and have a friend drive you up to the mainland where you can get a good deal on a socially acceptable Ford, Chevy, or even a Dodge hemi that doesn't make you look like an extra in the movie "Deliverance."

RE: Webcam, could you tell me how to make the webcam view full screen. In the beginning you had a click on to do this. At times I was able to make it full screen thru Windows Media Player but I can't remember how or if it is still possible to do that. Thanks for being here.
(Ed: Double-click on the image for full screen viewing. To return to normal size, right click and select, normal viewing, or something like that.)

To the person referring to the 65 year old ladies. Thank God for me. I had a person in the back and a person on the phone when that conversation took place; and never once did I raise my voice. Heart conditions are by not taking care of yourself. Unfortunately I did not have the experience with her as loving and generous as others I unfortunately got lot's of gossip and disrespect towards my partner as you have proven by your insinuations into my personal life. Remember there are two sides two every story and I am not a bad human being.

I have a very big thank you to give. We bought a brand new propane cooker to deep fry our turkey this year. The grease was not getting hot enough to cook the turkey. My daughter called her boss Dave to see if we could borrow his thermometer to make sure the new one wasn't defective. Buy this time I was trying to cook the turkey at the wrong temp. When my daughter got to Dave's house he GAVE her one of the turkeys they had smoked. Needless to say this wonderful gesture of thanksgiving saved our Thanksgiving day meal as our turkey turned out to be disaster. So Dave from the bottom of our (Bob, Heather, Steve) hearts thank you very much. You made our Thanksgiving.

We moved here and struggled to make it. And look around...Boy, are we blessed!

It's Thanksgiving morning here in paradise. I am very thankful for having the had the experience of living here in the Keys for the past 9 months. My first visit to Big Pine was last Dec., then, in Feb., my boyfriend and I leased the largest Penske and moved here forever, we thought. We have met many diverse and unique people during our stay. Made memories that will linger forever. Saw the sky, with it's overwhelming beauty as though we were seeing it for the first time. Looked into the innocent eyes of a Key Deer as he gently nibbled on my finger (Honest, I was not feeding him. He just came up to my truck and thought I had something for him to eat.) Somehow, we imagined we could make it here. Now, having depleted our bank accounts, without sufficient means of replenishing them, we are pulling anchor, trying to find local storage, and heading north to the Crystal River area where it is more economically feasible to live.

I will miss this place and all that goes with it. Good and bad. Landlords without a conscience, Realtors with deplorable tactics, and let's not forget the bugs. Oh boy, negativity has momentarily taken over my brain .... Let's talk about people, I've made friends of all ethnicities and incomes. I've dined with the homeless, the druggies, but also with lawyers and doctors, all of whom have inspired and enlightened me. Now, as I pack to leave and move on, I wonder if I could have done something different that would have enabled me to stay here in your Key's World. Maybe I didn't work hard enough, or explore enough possibilities. For whatever reasons, it's time to admit defeat and move on to life's next adventure. Goodbye to all my friends. Memories last forever. So as I leave my home, here on Little Torch, I want you to all know, that in my heart I'll always be, big pining for you.

I'm with you on the Christmas music. I enjoy it when the time comes, but the local Wal-Mart was playing carols before Halloween. Wrong mood music.

I just wanted to let everyone know that the Christmas truck (big orange truck) will be up and running with lights this year in about 10 days. Last year I had about 4,500 lights on it; this year I'm trying for 6,000 to 7,000 lights. If anyone out there has a 5000 watt or bigger generator they want to sell or donate for a good price please let me know. My number is in the book. I hope everyone had a great turkey day and see you all on the road. Mike (aka babyboy/ big country/ Gumby/ and the tow truck man).

Jerry McClain, you are loved more than you could ever imagine.

Amongst us lives a man, J.C. Massey, that is as good a man as there ever was or will be with the exception of One. He knows of who I speak.

I am going to add to the numerous complaints regarding the Big Pine feces problem. Dogs and horses have already been addressed, but no mention has been made of those excrement dropping machines we call Key Deer. My yard is covered with their pellets. Is deer scat protected under some archaic law down here? I suggest that we elect a 'Poop Czar' of Big Pine to determine which poop is beneficial and which has to be disposed of properly. I am sure if we put our heads together we can come up with some suitable candidates for that position.

Why is it Winn Dixie continually has prices ring up wrong, and never on the short end. Even after being made aware of a price, it will ring up wrong a week later. There should be a criminal investigation into this sneaky thievery.

So 2 for $20 is going under new management and a new staff? Funny, I work there and have never heard of that. In fact, I asked about that&nbs

Tuesday November 30 2004	To the person wondering why duration of time spent on Big Pine comes up when a person trashes somebody. Time here IS an issue if you have lived here a long time. There used to be a happy time here when people didn't spend hours trying to figure how to tear somebody up. People moved here because they wanted to get away from the 'real world'. People moved here because the Keys have always been representative of a kind of people that live and let live. People who didn't judge others by the kind of car somebody drove. Money didn't matter, heart did. And then the bad thing happened. 'Others' found out about our wonderful place and decided to move here and change things. The result is as you see here in this column. The new attitude here has made those of us who have lived here for a while look at each other in a different way. Now somebody who was at one time only an acquaintance is now a long time friend. We all long for the time when there were a handful of year-round residents. When we used to save up our money in February and March to pay our rents in September and October. When we used to dive for our supper because we HAD to because we were all in the service industry and we had some very lean months. When I used to roller skate down US 1 in the summertime because there was absolutely no traffic then. Instead of trashing each other, we helped each other. Yes, there were stories that went around. Mostly unfounded and nothing brutal. In retrospect, even those were fun. We used to say that if you had a boarding evening the night before, just wait a day and the Big Pine rumor mill would re-create an exciting evening for you. Now think about what the virtually extinct natural conch thinks about the changes here. Many of you drive by the few remaining homes belonging to these rare wonderful people and comment how they should be torn down or replaced. They have been here for generations, living through this mosquito ruled place long before any of us were here taking away their homes. YES, time here is an issue here.
30	Thank you to all that participated in the Toys for Tots Bike run. What a delightful day it was for a bike ride. Let's all quit our fussing and concentrate on the good things people do.
30	Thanksgiving. My favorite day of the year. A little sports, plenty of good food, a few brewskis , great friends and all of it in the Keys. Thankful? You bet I am! Now, where is that leftover turkey, and a little stuffing and um, yeah, maybe some of that pie (BURP)? I hope you all had a wonderful day.
30	This is the Flag Lady. Check your PO box this afternoon (Monday). I am on my way there now with your new US flag. Long may she wave. Sorry, I do not do holiday flags. Maybe someone else can help you out with those. (Ed: Oooo, I can't wait for Bigpinekey.com's first ever Christmas gift. Thanks in advance.)
30	What day will the Christmas parade on Big Pine be this year? Does anyone know yet?
30	Boat ramps. Yes. Why should the tax payers of the fabulous Fl. Keys who do not have an open canal, and have to trailer there boats to these ramps at Spanish Harbor, S.R. 4, etc.(?) In the past 4-5 years we have complained about this. The county did put a few sand bags in Spanish Harbor ramp, though not enough. SR4 is really bad. Why should we pay to ramp our boats in and out? That's what the tourists are here for. Just call and complain enough they'll fix it just like I did a few years back. Remember the squeaky wheel gets the oil. Call, Call, Call, they'll fix it. Grass not being cut call Public Works they'll come too. Quit whining and start calling.
30	Bahia Honda State Park has the best boat ramp anywhere. If you get an annual recreation pass, (something every resident should have because the park is such a great place), the ramp fee is nothing as well as the entrance fee. It's all included in the pass fee. Even when it's windy, using the ramp is a breeze because of the protection of the basin. give it a try.
30	The single man commenting on cheaters is right. If the cheater's marriage were so great, they would not cheat. Married folk who cheat are either too cheap to pay child support (thus live with the wife), OR the property is listed in the spouse's name. Free cook, maid & laundry service too. No, cheaters do NOT have the balls to be up front and end the miserably dull marriage. I am a single woman who found out my boyfriend was a cheating married man. What a loser. Cheaters are those people who keep their run-down, rusted old cars but like to 'test drive' the latest sports model. All the while knowing they can't afford to trade up. Ick.
30	Confucius say: Two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.
30	Bravo to the law is the law! Since the paper and coin money in America is all inscribed with 'In God We Trust', does that mean our money is no longer honored by the yellow-bellied anti-Christ government? So no more taxes. Right? When the government wants our tax dollar-- God is not an issue.
30	To the person that wrote about the Packers truck on the 22nd. Get a little information before you go trashing something. That truck belonged to a long term resident that died a few years ago. His name was Jerrin Linderman and he was a good hearted man. The truck stays there in memory of him. Those that loved Jerrin didn't trash the truck. One of you lowlifes who didn't know him did that. I don't see the broken window when I pass his truck. I see Jerrin and remember him with fine memories. He lives as long as we remember him as does everybody who passes on. Jerrin was in his very early 40's when he passed. He had a teenage daughter and a very young son. Jerrin had a lot of friends here. He was an asset to our community. All of us that knew him were blessed by him.
30	Hello my fellow Piners. I just wanted to say thanks for your support and here is a work in progress of the Christmas Truck.
30	Hey, Mike! Congratulations. You have joined the long list of fine Big Pine people who have been chosen by the sad-ones to be trashed. The list is long and most of the people on the list make Big Pine what it is. I believe eventually, everybody good here will be trashed by somebody who should go back to where they came from. I had my turn a few weeks ago. Who else here remembers the Big Pine rumor mill of old days? The things that went around that were mostly lies but were funny and amusing. Nothing hurting. Nothing painful. What has happened to the people here that are making this fun column into a foul spirited trash talking waste of time?
30	Hey Mike, If you need help buying gas for the Christmas Truck just say the word. I also have another generator too. Anything to make it bigger and better than ever.
30	Here's another cat that loves his cosmic kitty catnip. he lives in homestead, his name is Dewey. He sure looks loaded.
30	Re: First day of Advent. Advent is a high quality stereo speaker. Maybe it's the first day of their Holiday sale.
Monday November 29 2004	Please allow me to whine. I arise at 4:30 AM every day. Even on my days off. I don't like coffee so the gossip column is my booster for the day. I have DT's if daily posts aren't ready by oh, let's say 10Am. So Mr. Editor could you please rearrange your life so as not to inconvenience mine? Just kidding. I seriously would like to donate a new flag. Perhaps as a holiday gift to all of us. I know there is a mystery as to who you are, etc. Do you have a P.O. Box where I might mail a gift? Would you prefer a monetary gift? Please don't even print this unless you want to. I am fulfilling a lifelong dream to be in print. Should have done like Mama said and joined the Navy. On second thought what do you need worse than money or a flag? (Ed: Ok, I just changed my life. What do we need? Advertisers and a flag; or some other thing to hang from the pole on the webcam. Send any lavish gifts to: Bigpinekey.com, PO Bx 431755, Big Time Key, Fl., 33043-1755. Merry Christmas. P.S. How does one live without morning coffee?)
29	Re: The last post of Sunday or was it the first? The one with the sunset picture. I wholeheartedly agree. No more bitchin' from me. "Come together right now".
29	The law is the law post is the most intelligent tidbit I've read on this website so far.
29	To: The law is the law. I don't agree with you, but you forgot something. How about the removal of "In God We Trust " on every single piece of paper money the government prints? Personally I would be totally dismayed if that phrase was to be removed, but just thought I'd let you know that you forgot about that.
29	Restaurant Review: With all the restaurant reviews going on here lately I feel it is necessary to praise what I think is the best thing to hit The Lower Keys: Square Grouper. I have been there over a dozen times. Each time the food is great, service is the best. They have nightly specials that are out of this world. The prices are fair. It is a true class act and deserves to be recognized. I hope the owners read this and give their staff the praise they deserve. THANK YOU to all who work there. I will be back many times.
29	I keep hearing about all the guys cheating on their wife or girlfriend. Why? I am a single guy who finds it very tough to be single in The Keys and wonder why anyone would need to cheat once you have a good thing. If it is not good then have the balls to end it. You guys give the local women here such a bad impression about all men that it is tough for us single guys to get a date. You say you cheat because sex feels good. You're right, sex does feel good, very good; and if you have someone to have sex with everyday, why cheat? Well, now that I have gotten that off my mind. Any Single women here in the area that agree about these a** holes cheating and want to get together for a drink and see if sex outside of cheating feels good too? Who knows? Maybe we will end up not being single after we meet. There are still some good single guys like me around. Ha, ha cheaters, single guys are available too.
29	Today, Sunday is the first day of Advent. What is Advent? p.s. Now it's the 2nd day of Advent.
29	CVS claims they can do what you need done to old photos. Read prior comments on CVS though. p.s. What is the Big Pine 29?
29	Christians: Christmas is a Christian holiday. If the retailers refuse to say MERRY CHRISTMAS, don't give them your Christian money. Saying "Happy Holiday" to the customers may be politically correct but this is a cop-out, disrespecting Christ, whose birthday we are celebrating in the first place! Wear your crosses and Merry Christmas sweatshirts to pick up your children at school. Show everyone who is King of the world-- Christ.
29	Thanks for the info Re: Full screen view of webcam. It works. Idiots should not own computers.
29	Metal fillings in your teeth contain 50% mercury. Mercury is toxic to humans and causes terrible health problems. So if you have developed illnesses- from repertory, sinus headaches, migraines, swollen face, digestive disorders, liver & kidney problems, blurred vision, sore & stiff joints etc, etc. have those metal fillings removed or replaced. The metal is cheaper so dentists don't bother to warn patients of the harmful effects.
29	Confucius say: War not determine who is right, determine who is left.
29	Mike, put more lights then ever on your truck. I'm sorry Ebenezer Scrooge lives here amongst us. Looking forward to seeing you in the Christmas parade.
29	Mayhap the Chihuahua punter and the truck basher be the same?
29	Request from a non-resident: More pictures of Mike's truck when he gets it tricked out for the season. And more pictures of his work for any special occasion he's done, like the flags that were mentioned.
29	I think Mike and his truck have been unofficially made members of the Loosely Associated Non-Conforming Eccentrics of BigPineKey.com, even without a nickname.
29	Bashing Mike is about as low as a lowlife mainlander can get. I personally don't see the difference between Mike's truck and all the hummer's running around the island, except the price. Lets see who arrives when you lock your keys in the car, (a lot of us can't afford OnStar). Let's see who's on the scene if you get in an accident. I'll bet you that Mike would be first to drop a buck in a charity pot faster than most of you pusillanimous freaks, that have just moved here, with all your money.
29	Did you see the article in the Barometer this week talking about the deplorable condition our public boat ramps are in? I totally agree. For a place with as much coastline as the Keys do it�s a shame that we have so few functioning public ramps. I take my 20� boat all up and down the keys and used to launch at the public ramps. Now I have to pay marinas to launch because the public ramps all suck.
29	How come whenever people disagree with someone else on this site the offendee accuses the offender of not living here long enough? My guess is that they figure an uptight attitude can't survive lengthy exposure to the Keys.
29	The reason people who have lived here for any length of time think an attitude that promotes pettiness is a northern trait is because we can see the change in people's attitudes over the years. The longer you're here the more you see. Open your eye's for you are but infants in an older society.
29	I see the owner of 2 for $20 Pizza has been arrested again. Maybe that's the new management rumor everyone's talking about. Last year he tried to speed away and evade our local police force in his stupid jeep. Yes, he was drunk. Yes, he was speeding and yes, the recent arrest was for violation of probation. I don't know what he's thinking, but it's not a good image for a local pizza pimp. (His mom's a good looking hottie though.)
29	To the woman with the natural 40D breasts. When you reach over 25 and they fall, or when you have children and nurse them (which is why we have breasts in the first place), and they find a new position. When they no longer look as they did when you were 18 and they were perky, tell me you feel the same way about augmentation. People have and should always have the right to do with their own bodies as they desire. Nobody gets hurt if the doctor is a good one and the person wanting the surgery is properly screened. Unless my breasts come in contact with you (which they won't), they are none of your business. Do not judge me or anybody that has some kind of cosmetic surgery unless you are in their shoes and understand everybody's individual reason.
29	Brother James, AKA Jim or Jimmy or what the hell else you're friends call you. You'll always be the James that used to bend my arm backwards until it almost broke. That explains the rotator cuff injury I now endure. Welcome to the fabulous Fl. Keys. Your timing is uncanny. God bless the prodigal Brother.
Sunday November 28 2004	We live in Big Pine because it is the most beautiful place in America from what we've seen. I have decided to stop bitching because I live in Paradise. We are not here for the two radio stations, the people with their funny nicknames, the odd couples who cheat, the yard dogs, the "deplorable" realtors or the bars, the druggies and the drunks. Like the mantra seems to be: Live & Let Live. We officially disconnect from all of the above pettiness and love living in Paradise.
28	Re: Christmas truck. Phone number is 872-1563. As to the comment about the Deliverance truck I'll just keep my mouth shut and let my fellow Big Piners handle you.
28	To Mike the Owner of the Christmas Truck: I sure hope that you don't let those comments by the Grinch get to you. You obviously enjoy decking out your truck for the season and lots of people enjoy seeing what you've done, so keep it up. I don't think that you need to worry about someone else's definition of a "socially acceptable" vehicle, whatever that is, to have some fun. I'll be looking forward to seeing it all lit up and hopefully the Grinch can lighten up and learn to just enjoy things as they are. Life is too short to be that grumpy and condescending.
28	It never stops here on BigPineKey.com. Now we have a "Big Pine Elite" trashing Mikes truck. You should never disrespect a man's vehicle, that's grounds for a stomping in my book. You know you must feel really good about yourself in your "Rich" car, guess what? Not all of us are so fortunate. You are extremely low to think your sh*t doesn't stink, buddy, it does. Mikes truck is part of Big Pine History to me. It'd be sad to see it go. Speaking of it going: When it does kick the bucket it goes to B & B not Cudjoe Landfill. Mike, I know this isn't getting to you one bit. I cannot wait to see what you do this year to the truck. I saw you tonight over at the Santa thing already getting started. You have my support.
28	Mike and the Light Truck. You go, guy! If I had a million dollars to spare I'd get you a bigger, more gaudy truck with more lights! Some people have a lot of trouble finding the Fun Factor in things, the rest of us enjoy life.
28	We love the Christmas truck. Mike is a local home town boy all grown up. After 9/11 he out did that truck in American flags, we support him and all his support for our American soldiers That truck is our local wrecker service and by the way he is a local fire dept. guy, so I really hope you are not laughing at his truck when he pulls in your yard to help put your fire out. Think before you ever make your comments. Big Pine loves mikes Christmas truck.
28	Mikes Christmas truck, Sure its a huge truck for the Keys, sure the tires are huge, and so is the fellow that drives that oversized Chevy. To the person that thinks the truck needs to be in the dump, I feel sorry for you. The Christmas truck has been in the fire truck parades around the keys for many years. You ever wonder why? Maybe, just maybe, it's his way of sharing the holidays with all of us, not for money or advertising. To bad to sad, you can't see the spirit of the season with that lighted orange truck. Even tonight, he is at Santa's gathering on Big Pine, not completely lighted, but a good start.
28	This is Mike's (AKA Gumby and Babyboy's) wife. Who cares how big, old, odd, or ugly anyone thinks his truck looks. Yes, it does attract lots of attention with and without the lights. Small children get a kick out of it. They think it is a monster truck. Our two children love to go Mudding and riding in it. They can see everything that people in smaller trucks or cars just can't. We get a lot of our business from the way the truck looks because you can see is from far away. It is multifunctional. I would hate to be stuck somewhere and have to call someone who: A. Has no clue what they are doing. B. Will charge you tons of $$$$. C. And they could mess your vehicle up more than it was in the first place. Mike, has been one of the local towing men on the Island for 6 years now. He is pretty fair on prices and has never messed up anyone's car. My husband is from Virginia and has always had large odd vehicles. I mean, Have you seen him, He's huge. What about all the people that have the tires that stick out past the wheel wells? I think that has to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Or the kids who blast Rap music so loud that I hear it in my home with the doors and windows closed? That is very annoying. I love the truck. I think it is cool. It is your opinion so I can't say your wrong. We don't really care what other people think. You don't drive it now do you?
28	This is in reply to the person bashing the orange truck. 1) Get a life. 2) That truck most likely has been here longer than you have. 3) I would imagine you and most of the people you know who laugh at the truck and wonder about the character of the owner (who, by the way, invests time and money to decorate it for Christmas every year) have way to much time on your hands and a false sense of superiority to boot; and probably wouldn't be a very fun bunch to hang out with.
28	To the person complaining about Mike's truck - You should be absolutely ashamed of your self. Mike is a hard working, dedicated man. He is also a volunteer for the fire department which he has used that truck to help numerous people. I bet if your car went into the ocean you wouldn't care what color or what size tires the truck had that pulled it out. So in other words, when something happens to you in your car I am sure that we will laugh at you, and crack jokes as he pass you by, which you thoroughly deserve. I feel safer knowing that truck and it's owner are on the road. As for being socially acceptable, screw you. That is why a lot a people live here. It doesn't matter if you drive a Pinto or a Massarati you are accepted here. He decorates it every year out of the goodness in his heart and it is one of the things my children and I look forward to. So Mike, don't let idiots like this bring you down. I know you as a trustworthy, dependable father who brings smiles to children's faces with your truck. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
28	Oh, how can you say that about Mike and his big orange truck. I enjoy seeing the truck, especially when it is lit up. Every time I see the truck, I think of the numerous times that I have had to call for road help. Flat tires, no gas, dead batteries, even after hours. He doesn't know how to say no. There is no one better than Mike. Go ahead, hang every light in the world. I love it!
28	How come whenever people disagree with someone else on this site the offendee accuses the offender of not living here long enough? Is that more important than the opinion?
28	What size flag does your pole accommodate and where can I send it? I can not stand to see you fly a tattered flag any longer. (Ed: Ah, a benefactor, we've been waiting for one to help keep this thing afloat. Send flag pole donations to: Bigpinekey.com PO Box 431755 Big Time Key, Fl., 33043-1755 2' x3' flags work well. How about something for the holidays? Kwanzaa maybe? We can hang just about anything on the pole.)
28	I just read the Email about J. C. Massey. If he is that great, I think we should honor him. To the person that posted the info about him, we could have a J. C. Massey Day on Big Pine. We could have a parade on Key Deer Blvd. or a cook out or something in his honor. If you would start something, let us know, I would be willing to work or participate in any way.
28	Confucius Say: When man he bring wife flowers for no reason, there usually reason.
28	Tech help: I haven't been able to double click for full screen viewing of the webcam for quite some time. So I right click, Zoom, Full Screen. Try it!
28	Is there a local place, Marathon to Key West that can take treasured old photos and put them on a photo CD without damage to the photographs. We do not have negatives. (Tech help: scan the photos> save them in the My Pictures folder>burn the folder to CD. Or bring them to CoconetKey Internet Cafe and Joss will do it for you.)
28	Mystery: Could someone tell me why people stand in lines and get stampeded to go shopping the day after Thanksgiving? Surely the same merchandise was available the day before Thanksgiving.
28	RE: feces. I have a neighbor who encourages me to let my dogs go in his yard and my dogs are trained to go under a tree or bush so it won't get stepped in. Free fertilizer he says.
28	Far as I'm concerned, once the turkey's off the table you can turn on the Christmas lights and crank up the music. A month of "Christmas season" is just fine.
28	I was joking around with my friends about making a turkey omelet. Woke this morning and gave it try. It wasn't bad but I don't think I will do it again!
28	To the author of "The Law is The Law" - (It should not discriminate) - We share your sentiments as well. We received a letter from our son in Canada who writes he is taking JUDO. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Saturday November 27 2004	The Law is the Law (It should not discriminate.) So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. And since they already have prohibited any prayer in the schools, on which they deem their authority, then so be it. I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American Public's best interests at heart. But, do you know what else I'd like? Since we can't pray to God, can't trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and it's employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life. I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it's just another day. I'd like the US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays. After all, it's just another day. I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the "Christmas Break." After all, it's just another day. I'm thinking that a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be 'politically correct'. In fact I think that our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day.
27	Winn Dixie�s continuing wrong prices. I also think it�s intentional on the store�s part. I suggest you keep notes and dates on this scam and when you have a few examples go to the State�s attorney�s office with it.
27	I think you could make waffles from the Pumpkin Pancake recipe if you added about a quarter of a cup of oil (or more) to the recipe.
27	To the person who wrote about the Pumpkin Pancakes. Do you think you could use the same batter and make waffles instead, I am not a big pancake lover, but it sounds like it would be yummy waffles. Let me know, ok?
27	Kudos to the Rain God for making all of Big Pine look so healthy and green. I love this time of the year.
27	Another nice thing about this cooler weather is I don�t have to use a cool cup.
27	Building Review. I think The House of Music has the right idea, really good food, great music, friendly staff. But they have to clean it up to get the majority of the towns respect. A nice paint job, a couple of loads of pea rock, some really nice front foliage, a professionally ordered tasteful front sign; then I think they would stand a chance of long-term success. It's a shame that most people judge a book by it's cover, but that is what's happening here. Every time I tell the guys at work how delicious the food is, they say they'll try it when the place is cleaned up.
27	What is the deal with adults in The Keys and nicknames? I have never in my life met so many people who go by a name (most of the time a ridiculous one at that) other than their real one. Are they hiding from someone or something like the truth, reality or a spouse? It makes me wonder if I ever really new the true person.
27	To all the people who complain about our little town. I'll bet that half of you haven't been to the places that you are complaining about. You listen to your friends who had a bad time, where ever there were. No matter what your choice of music, food, or bartenders and waitress are, if you are a happy person and want to be a happy person, all the bulls**t that you complain about is minute. No one has the right to say that someone is better than the other. If you choose to have a good time you will. If you choose to have a bad time you will. Let go of all your negativity and you will have an awesome time. Because no matter what you believe, we were all born the same and everyone is equal. So get off your high horse and stop judging people, because someday, someone might judge you.
27	It must be raining - everyone is posting.
27	I just wanted to say that I am a local girl, business girl, that works everyday, all day long. I finally went out this holiday weekend and totally enjoyed myself. I went from Boondocks (Bo Foder and the Hitchhikers) to the Tiki (I don't know name of band) bunch of local guys and they were awesome. Then a bunch of us went to House of Music and they were awesome too. We have a lot of dyn-o-mite musicians locally, right here in our town. I just wanted to say to everyone of the entertainers that you guys are truly appreciated here on Big Pine Key. It was really hard to pick what place I wanted to be. Boondocks, Ramrod Tiki Bar, and House of Music. You guys inspire a lot of us, who work so so hard, that it is a true pleasure to enjoy all of your music at all 3 places. Don't compare one to the other cause each one of them have there own karma and style. It's nice to be able to choose where you want to go. Isn't that what life is all about? Being able to choose what you do and where you go in life? Big Pine/Ramrod Key rocks. If you don't like it here, go somewhere else and try to find what you looking for. Watch what you wish for, cause it might just be right in front of you and you never know it. Kick back and enjoy the ride. Life is too short to judge anyone. Look in the mirror and if you see a perfect person, run as fast as you can, cause no one is perfect. You just might think you are. Smile and be happy and every thing else will come to you.
27	This sight is censored!
27	Married Cheater: Maybe you should get tested for STD's. That woman you cheated with could have slept with anything. If my man cheats, he's out- forever. Too many loose, nasty people who are willing to spread their diseases.
27	Can I play my Christmas music, yet?
27	Q: What is worse than having Christmas music playing in Wal-Mart before Halloween? A: Over voice sale promotion announcements spoken in SPANISH.
27	Confucius Say: No husband ever been shot while he do dishes.
27	I do not know the woman in question, but I'd like to know where there is a 'local very upscale restaurant' anywhere within 30 miles.
27	A Big Pine Key rock road. I thank the Key Deer everyday for preventing development here.
27	To Mike with the Christmas truck. We have a 5500 Generac XL you may borrow. It was tuned up this year for hurricane season and really needs to be used. You can use it to make all the kids happy. Then we'll get it back and hopefully by next year we'll donate it as we hope to get a 'whole house' generator by next Christmas. Please post a phone # here and we'll make arrangements for you to pick it up.
27	Mike the Gumby Babyboy. I've seen your garish orange truck with the tires so huge they would probably float the thing on water, and I've wondered what kind of person would be forced to drive such a ridiculous aberration of a vehicle. Reading your item on this website surprised the heck out me because you actually seem proud of this vehicle. I know this sounds mean, but for your own good, I need to tell you that your truck is the butt of jokes among most of the people I know who have seen it, and I have seen people laugh at it when you drive by. For your own self esteem (and the further beautification of the keys), please drive that thing over to the Cudjoe landfill and have a friend drive you up to the mainland where you can get a good deal on a socially acceptable Ford, Chevy, or even a Dodge hemi that doesn't make you look like an extra in the movie "Deliverance."
27	Hi everyone � hope you had an awesome Thanksgiving. We had a wonderful time. We drank raspberry margaritas, ate too much turkey and played a fun game of Pictionary which made us split our sides laughing (why can�t my husband ever draw the first word first?) Please don�t put me on his team again! I was given the task of preparing green bean casserole for the first time in my life. It made everyone pee their pants when they saw how much I�d prepared. We hardly made a dent in it. I would just like to give special thanks for a few people by name because they hold a special place in my heart. Firstly: Banks & Patty Prevatt (ex-Sandbar Restaurant and also our landlords) who are the sweetest couple ever and have made us feel like their family since we arrived in the Keys and found them the next day. Secondly: Randy (General Manager of Hall�s Diving Center, Marathon) & Julie (travel agent extraordinaire at Sea The World in Marathon) Botteri who made this transition to the Keys a truly enjoyable and welcoming experience and with whom we have shared many joyful moments. Thirdly my husband Chris Cooper (Training Director at Hall�s Diving Center on Marathon). Without this man I would wither and die. He is my world and I have been giving thanks for him since I met him 7 years ago. I give thanks for all the wonderful people I�ve met since coming here including the editor of this section (You know who you are.) and Karl, Judy, Billie and Pat at Sun Communications. 'Harry' (dog) would like to give thanks to all our dear customers for allowing him to love each and every one of you as you enter our internet 'caf�' (the licking will continue until morale improves!). We have put the business up for sale (see www.banksprevatt.com for details) and hopefully I�ll be giving thanks for a vacation soon.
27	The Cracked Egg is the best for breakfast, hands down! Good food, reasonably priced, and free entertainment. That place rocks.
27	RE: Webcam, could you tell me how to make the webcam view full screen. In the beginning you had a click on to do this. At times I was able to make it full screen thru Windows Media Player but I can't remember how or if it is still possible to do that. Thanks for being here. (Ed: Double-click on the image for full screen viewing. To return to normal size, right click and select, normal viewing, or something like that.)
27	I just saw the comment on the Eccentric's club. What is the eccentric's club? Sounds interesting. I would like to join your meeting. Can you tell me more?
27	In reply to 2 for 20 pizza being the only place open during the hurricanes. I recall Rob's Island Grill and The Cracked Egg being open every day. Learn your facts. My hat goes off to anyone who could stay open during all that chaos. Happy holidays Big Pine.
27	To the person referring to the 65 year old ladies. Thank God for me. I had a person in the back and a person on the phone when that conversation took place; and never once did I raise my voice. Heart conditions are by not taking care of yourself. Unfortunately I did not have the experience with her as loving and generous as others I unfortunately got lot's of gossip and disrespect towards my partner as you have proven by your insinuations into my personal life. Remember there are two sides two every story and I am not a bad human being.
Friday November 26 2004	I have a very big thank you to give. We bought a brand new propane cooker to deep fry our turkey this year. The grease was not getting hot enough to cook the turkey. My daughter called her boss Dave to see if we could borrow his thermometer to make sure the new one wasn't defective. Buy this time I was trying to cook the turkey at the wrong temp. When my daughter got to Dave's house he GAVE her one of the turkeys they had smoked. Needless to say this wonderful gesture of thanksgiving saved our Thanksgiving day meal as our turkey turned out to be disaster. So Dave from the bottom of our (Bob, Heather, Steve) hearts thank you very much. You made our Thanksgiving.
26	We moved here and struggled to make it. And look around...Boy, are we blessed!
26	It's Thanksgiving morning here in paradise. I am very thankful for having the had the experience of living here in the Keys for the past 9 months. My first visit to Big Pine was last Dec., then, in Feb., my boyfriend and I leased the largest Penske and moved here forever, we thought. We have met many diverse and unique people during our stay. Made memories that will linger forever. Saw the sky, with it's overwhelming beauty as though we were seeing it for the first time. Looked into the innocent eyes of a Key Deer as he gently nibbled on my finger (Honest, I was not feeding him. He just came up to my truck and thought I had something for him to eat.) Somehow, we imagined we could make it here. Now, having depleted our bank accounts, without sufficient means of replenishing them, we are pulling anchor, trying to find local storage, and heading north to the Crystal River area where it is more economically feasible to live. I will miss this place and all that goes with it. Good and bad. Landlords without a conscience, Realtors with deplorable tactics, and let's not forget the bugs. Oh boy, negativity has momentarily taken over my brain .... Let's talk about people, I've made friends of all ethnicities and incomes. I've dined with the homeless, the druggies, but also with lawyers and doctors, all of whom have inspired and enlightened me. Now, as I pack to leave and move on, I wonder if I could have done something different that would have enabled me to stay here in your Key's World. Maybe I didn't work hard enough, or explore enough possibilities. For whatever reasons, it's time to admit defeat and move on to life's next adventure. Goodbye to all my friends. Memories last forever. So as I leave my home, here on Little Torch, I want you to all know, that in my heart I'll always be, big pining for you.
26	I'm with you on the Christmas music. I enjoy it when the time comes, but the local Wal-Mart was playing carols before Halloween. Wrong mood music.
26	It's disappointing that they play Christmas music before Thanksgiving which diminishes this special holiday. I find it odd that corporate America hasn't been able to commercialize the Thanksgiving holiday.
26	I just wanted to let everyone know that the Christmas truck (big orange truck) will be up and running with lights this year in about 10 days. Last year I had about 4,500 lights on it; this year I'm trying for 6,000 to 7,000 lights. If anyone out there has a 5000 watt or bigger generator they want to sell or donate for a good price please let me know. My number is in the book. I hope everyone had a great turkey day and see you all on the road. Mike (aka babyboy/ big country/ Gumby/ and the tow truck man).
26	Jerry McClain, you are loved more than you could ever imagine.
26	Amongst us lives a man, J.C. Massey, that is as good a man as there ever was or will be with the exception of One. He knows of who I speak.
26	To all you horse poop haters. Instead of being negative think positive and consider it free fertilizer.
26	I am going to add to the numerous complaints regarding the Big Pine feces problem. Dogs and horses have already been addressed, but no mention has been made of those excrement dropping machines we call Key Deer. My yard is covered with their pellets. Is deer scat protected under some archaic law down here? I suggest that we elect a 'Poop Czar' of Big Pine to determine which poop is beneficial and which has to be disposed of properly. I am sure if we put our heads together we can come up with some suitable candidates for that position.
26	Why is it Winn Dixie continually has prices ring up wrong, and never on the short end. Even after being made aware of a price, it will ring up wrong a week later. There should be a criminal investigation into this sneaky thievery.
26	It's nice to know even the Blind can enjoy some reading!
26	To the person who wrote about woman with married men trying to get pregnant: Get a life. I am a happily married man and I have had extra affairs. Both of them have been married women who were also bored with their sex life at home. It may not be the right thing to do, but it has kept me and the "Other Woman" happy and may have kept our marriages together. We both know and accept that the other is married. It is not love it is just sex for the sake of sex, and, yes, it does feel good. Anyone else want to try?
26	Married cheater: I don�t worry about hurting my partner. I only fool around out of the country to protect her feelings.
26	Top three Restaurants: For consistently good food I go to Big Pine Restaurant and Coffee Shop. The burgers/fries and fried fish sandwich are good at Key Deer (if you can stand the waitress) Dirt bags hanging out at House of Music but the pizza is good. Rob�s is clean and bright but to hell with Rob and his nasty attitude.
26	Restaurant Review: To the tourist wondering about K.D.�s. It is now called Conchenstein (I know, it�s a stupid name) and is at the same location and owned by a nice couple. Food is so-so to O.K. (depends on who�s in the kitchen I guess). Inside bar area is small, nothing to brag about and the service is good. They have opened a Tiki bar outside in the back. It�s kinda cute, clean and food service is available there also. Beer is fairly priced, but mixed drinks are a bit over priced and premium liquors and shots are way overpriced and served in little plastic cups (cheapo).
26	In regards to 2 for 20 being under all new staff and management. What a way to learn that your no longer going to have a job. From a gossip column! I was shocked, to say the least, but at the same time wish them the best. Hopefully all of the good citizens of Big Pine and surrounding areas will continue to enjoy the food and service provided by this establishment. I know they do try to maintain the highest quality of food and service for a very reasonable price; and also hope that the new management will continue to follow in some of the same footsteps as the old. (Reaming open during all of the hurricanes when no other restaurant was open sticks out in my mind.) Good job to the old and good luck to the new.
26	2 for 20 Pizza: It�s simple to make a pizza place a success. Use the best ingredients. Make your own dough and sauce and use quality cheese instead of the pre-packaged Sysco plastic cheese. The word will get out and the dollars will come in. (Ed: The word will get out faster if they advertise on Bigpinekey.com. Only $4.99 a week for 10-13,000 visitors only interested in these Keys.)
26	So 2 for $20 is going under new management and a new staff? Funny, I work there and have never heard of that. In fact, I asked about that&nbs