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Is there a specific glue in duct tape because I heard that if put over a wart it will cure it? Has anyone ever removed a wart with duct tape?

Sarah Mouton from the food channel is my favorite TV cook because she really makes me understand what she’s saying. She’s an excellent teacher.

Nobody doesn’t like pizza and I can prove it. How’s that for a statement?

Univision TV’s merger will make it the major source of information for America’s Latino population. Whatever they show will be the influence for this large segment of our country’s minds. Monopolies are wrong and unfair to all but Univision it seems.

The Poker Run was for motorcycle enthusiasts not bikers. I think a bikers are rude, dirty and wear black, sweaty and smelly clothes in the heat of summer. They’re also not nice.

The Maytag man died yesterday. I guess his business was slower than we thought. (He was also the station owner in the TV series WKRP.)

The photo yesterday of hurricane Isabelle viewed from a tanker was bogus according to CNN.

Most of the terrorist are caught and it doesn’t seem to bother them as they’re ready to die anyway. How can we stop them? What solution to this kind of dilemma is possible? Islam cannot be beaten. The Crusades failed, too.

Cher’s opening number on her recent tour has her standing there looking all glamorous and sticking out her tongue and licking her lips with it's tip -like she does. How cliché.

We’re inundated with magazine articles, etc. about Islam and I must say the more I learn the less I’m impressed. Like all religions Islam appears to be loaded with vague and ambiguous tenants. “Since the days of the Prophet, there have been only two forces on earth, Muslims and infidels. And their fight will go on until Judgment Day.”

This isn’t meant as a joke. It’s just an observation of mine. Question: How can you tell a 50 year old straight guy from a gay guy? Answer: The gay guy doesn’t have a beer belly.

I like going to those big banks and looking at all those pretty young things all dressed up and wearing heels. It’s a nice change from t-shirts and flip-flops.

What a great idea. Make the whale hole a “Swimming Hole Park”. No one will ever be able to build there, so let's spruce it up and take advantage of it. this is the only place to swim on the island.

Prostrate exercise. Is there such a thing? I think if you masturbate and push hard when you pee that will give the thing a good workout and help it to remain a healthy part of your body.

Defenders of the first amendment’s right of privacy are so staunch in their revulsion of the Patriot Act because they know that one crack in a container will weaken it; and privacy and freedom of expression are our most important rights and should never be eroded.

Did you know that British artillery officer Henry Shrapnel invented the exploding artillery shell in 1804? It was so awesome that it was used against the Dutch in Suriname, South America who surrendered after only the second shot? The shell was also used to defeat Napoleon at Waterloo because without the shell the British could not have retaken a key strategic point. His name now is synonymous with shrapnel (little “s”).

Barroom Decorum: Not only does the Keys have the worst wait staff, but a lot of bar tenders don’t know that when you want another drink you’ll put your empty on the edge of the bar. Don’t be bothering us every five minutes asking it we want another drink when we’ve got one in front of us.

I think many people resent Jews because they’re so smart. Because of this there is a disproportionate ratio of Jews to Gentiles in all things (except sports): politics, business, art, media and medicine.

Do you think a hero is someone who goes into harms’ way in order to aid another?

97.7FM is a radio station that I’ve also been listening to for years with absolutely no commercials or announcers. It played popular dance music, but is now some old people music format.

The F-18’s making those sharp turns over the highway at Boca Chica are truly an awesome sight. Go Navy!

I think the Mosquito control should have a mosquito decal on everything, especially the helicopters. I get paranoid every time one flies over. I think it’s John Ashcroft looking at me.

97.7FM have been playing the best dance music around with the unheard of bonus of having no announcers or commercials for two years. this week they started playing “Music while you work” complete with annoying DJ’s and commercials. What a boring new format.

I noticed the symbolism of the US military handing over partial command to the Pols at Babylon in Iraq. They plan to do the same with eight other countries along with many translators. I predict they will all start babbling to each other. Just hope they don’t start building a tower.

If there’s such a big distinction in government regarding the separation of church and state, why do we still swear on the bible?

Did you know that it’s impossible to shut your eyes when you sneeze? Sneezing causes more auto accidents than cell phones. I haven’t had to sneeze so I can’t try this out.

Kudos to the Public Works Dept. for filling in the sink holes on Key Deer Blvd. it’s now a much smoother ride.

Someone writes to Kudos in ALL CAPITOLS. Why are they shouting at us? What’s so important that they end every bitch with a hundred exclamation  points?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it the mosquito water in those pools that's got you so upset????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Write in lower case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today's rumor: Sea Center has been sold! I’d like to see a high class bar and restaurant and a marina that’s open on the weekend, duh!

(Faithless) Energy is eternal; nothing created it. That’s where we’re from. There is nothing else. All the rest is just stuff most of mankind needs to imagine in order to have hope.

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