Monday
June 30, 2003 |
Walgreen's seems to think that it doesn't matter what the people of
Big Pine think--their arrogance is offensive -- they have this "we're
big and you're not, so we can do what we want" attitude -- and the
county planning staff supports everything they do -- it is obvious
that our county staff doesn't care what locals want. |
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30 |
I want a software program that will backup the
things I select; on a regular basis; only backup new files that have
been added or changed; and will override any glitch that happens and
keep on backing up, and do it all on a pre-scheduled program. |
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30 |
We should put the man-slaughtering nurse’s aid
from Texas and the bum-killing bishop from Arizona in a paper bag and
drown ‘em. |
Sunday
June 29, 2003 |
I heard that Fins on Summerland is going to
close. Is it true and why? |
|
29 |
One of the worst things that can happen to an
home owner is the roof leaking. That happened to me the other night
from that storm and it drove home the truism from my roofing guru
Chodzen: “A house without a roof is a fence”. |
|
29 |
I think we’re getting our butts’ kicked in Iraq.
Who said the war was over? |
|
29 |
THE FIRST TIME
I'M IN AGREEMENT WITH DAYTON CLOSER, HIS
LETTER TO THE EDITOR ABOUT WALGREENS |
Saturday
June 28, 2003 |
Speaking of Charles Manson—I was walking around
Stone Canyon in L.A. once and painted on the boulders were mean
warning signs. As I went further along the signs got more crazy and
evil. Finally, I actually got scared; for the vibes were so bad that I
scramed right out of there. Come to find out it was Charles Manson’s
ranch. This was just before he got famous. |
|
28 |
Strom Thurman died Thurs. Just about every thing
he stood for was wrong. Vietnam, segregation, Nixon, The Filibuster,
etc. Good riddance. |
|
28 |
Three lingering issues on Big Pine today are:
Free Willy, 35 mph on bazillion dollar deer-pass and another one that
I forget at the moment. |
Friday
June 27, 2003 |
The nurse-lady in Texas who had the homeless man
stuck in her windshield in her garage for three days while he died got
“life” after only a one hour deliberation by the jury. Justice be
done. |
|
27 |
Who’se that dude at the Ramrod swimming hole with
the camera. Is Attorney General Ashcroft in control or is the
Constitution? Big Brother is here! |
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27 |
PEACEFUL PARTING SWIMMERS :
BEWARE OF THE RAMROD SWIMMING HOLE !!!
There is an old wannabe "biker-type"
guy in a white work truck w/ black rack who has been taking
indiscreet pictures of people and posting on the net. Several of
these pictures (hard copies) have ended up in the hands of local
officials (different depts -including the school systems)
Even if you are not doing anything
"wrong" you will be lumped in w/ the out-of-control people in the
eyes of the gendarme because you are in pictures taken by this
informant.
In the old days we could take care of a
problem person like that... but thesedays- they're on the
payroll..... BE WARNED !!!!!
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27 |
So little actual land, so many associations: coral reefs, Key deer,
manatees, pirates, Key lime pie, silver palms, Bogart and Bacall
downing gangsters in Key Largo, Hemingway downing rum at Sloppy Joe's
in Key West. Florida's freewheeling Keys, it has been said, is where
things settle when you pick up the continent and shake it |
Thursday
June 26, 2003 |
Yes, walgreens
is the worst thing to happen here, next mcdonalds,burger king
how about a white castle, get rid of Rogers
furniture store and replace it with a castle. We could do us1 fast
food lane. |
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26 |
Walgreens vs Scotty's seem to be peanuts compared to how many
millions they spent on the deer underpass. The speed limit is still
35 at night which is blatant ticket revenue, and abuse of normal
driving, while the deer are untouched if one drove 100 mph!
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26 |
Ed: Our test kitchen made the
Layered Seafood Appetizer that a reader sent in (June 21) and all our
Chef said was that it was a terrible waste of good crab meat. We're
removing it from our Recipe Page. |
|
26 |
How about the gigantic increase in fees for yard waste disposal?
Where were we warned on this one?
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|
26 |
Beware where your children take summer training. A
convicted child molester taught children and adults martial arts
(Tae-Kwon-Do) where Iwas taking self-defense classes! |
|
26 |
As a home owner, in residence on an irregular basis, where can we
find out how local government nazis are going to hit our wallets
again? Is there any local talk radio, or is it always FISH-O-MERCIALS?
Are AM 1300 and the Morning Magazine afraid of real live politically
intelligent callers??? (I dooooo love you, Biz Baz..)
I am only ONE vote, ONE voice. Call the stations!!!!!
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Wednesday
June 25, 2003 |
Wow !
Walgreens the worst thing happening in BPK ? No murders or robberies ?
Run for your lives before the ad fliers hit the mailboxes. Hmm will
they have Viagra ? |
|
25 |
The Supreme Court voted keeping Affirmative Action in
college applications, just so points are added to the blacks grades,
pulling them up an entire grade. This leaves some White & Asian
students with better EARNED grades out of college, just to fill the
black quota! |
|
25 |
If you're blind drunk enough to fall off the barstool
with your bag attached to your ankle, can you really tell if someone
is unzipping the bag & robbing you blind? Nah! |
|
25 |
Like I always say, Affirmative Action keeps the
ignorant, well... IGNORANT. |
|
June 24, 2003 |
When traveling I place my bag at my feet with the strap around my
ankle. No one can steal it that way; and if I fall off the bar stool I
still won't lose it. |
|
23 |
If Marilyn-ugmo-Manson was happy with the goat he raped
on stage, why then, did he slaughter it? He needs to pull some jail
time, see what a rape victim feels like. Is Marilyn the illegitimate
son of nazi-tattooed Charles? |
|
23 |
I'm so ignorant about sports that I thought Mickey Mantel was a mouse
over the fireplace. |
|
June 23, 2003 |
I think, in time, big pine will look like every
other upscale community in America. One big strip mall along the
highway. First McDonalds now Walgreen’s (now, I wouldn’t mind a
Wal-Mart) |
|
23 |
They should sell MRE’s (meals ready to eat) like
in the army. They’d be great for single people or people in a hurry. |
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23 |
I think Marylyn Manson should be happy with his goat.
Everyone needs someone. |
|
June 22,2003 |
One alligator lives in Florida for every 17 people.
Creepy! It's time to thin the herds, or throw chicken bombs in the
swamps. You pick. |
|
22 |
The Catholic Church’s motto: Secrecy and Denial.
Amen. |
|
22 |
Warning to deadbeat parents: There is NO statute of
limitations on collecting child support. So daddie dearest, keep in
mind, even after you die, I can still sue your estate. |
|
22 |
A new study on Alzheimer’s Disease shows that
games and puzzles help. Exercise doesn’t, but dancing does!
So...partying is good for you. |
Summer
Solstice |
It's
official- Walgreens is moving in and Scotty's is on it's way out.
Now we'll have two corporate drugstores next to each other. I smell
a McDonalds and a Starbucks not too far off in the future...
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|
21 |
Marilyn Manson had sex with a goat because he couldn't
pay even the most desperate hooker to have sex with him. |
|
21 |
A very good site for weather
information....................
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|
21 |
I don't understand what all the fuss is about Walgreens taking over
the Scotty's store. It's not like Mr and Mrs Eckerd live in Port Pine
Heights after all. |
|
21 |
To the writer complaining about the Catholic church...
Stop beginning paragraphs with a period! Why are you writing
backwards? Did you go to a Catholic school? |
|
21 |
Layered seafood appetizer
Ingredients
2 packages (8 oz. each) cream cheese, softened
2 tbsp. mayonnaise
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1/2 cup sliced green onions, green part only
3/4 cup diced tomato
1 pound lump crab meat (or imitation crab meat)
1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
Directions
In medium bowl, cream together cream cheese, mayonnaise, cayenne
peppers, garlic powder and mustard. Evenly spread in bottom of
pizza pan or 12-inch round tray. Sprinkle onions and tomatoes
over cream cheese mixture. Top with crab meat and Cheddar
cheese. Serve with assorted crackers or plain tortilla chips.
Makes 10 servings
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|
21 |
Someone wrote here "Most gay people do not live an
immoral lifestyle..." WHAT? That's a contradiction of terms. |
|
21 |
Remember if we don't want something on
big pine, we will certainly get it.
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|
20 |
.Catholics are the most clueless of all the
cults. They think it’s all right if you just admit to a problem
(confession) and say your sorry (recite the Act of Contrition); and
then the problem goes away. I think they invented the cover-up 2000
years ago when the body first disappeared. |
|
20 |
Thanks
-- we need to publicize your site -- it's a hidden jewel.
Ed: bigpinekey.com has just broken the 2,000 visitor mark this month.
Thanks to you all. |
|
20 |
$5,000 for a standing Segway? At the very least, it
needs to include a nice gel seat, shopping basket, and overhead shade.
How useless can they get? If you're gonna ride around looking like a
Segway goober anyway, you might as well be comfortable. |
|
20 |
All the feedback on the escort service says only one
thing... men still think with their head between their legs. Primates. |
|
20 |
Do you happen to know the man's number that had the
shrimp add here for awhile?--Linda |
|
20 |
.I watched the County Commission meeting Wed. and
everyone was shown on TV except activist Mary Chote. How cum? |
|
20 |
I must say that the Gay Pride parade does nothing to advance good will
towards the Gay lifestyle, in the minds of the heterosexual community.
It's much too much "in your face sexuality" just the same as it would
be if heterosexuals dressed and acted that way in public...like
Fantasy Fest. That sure doesn't do much for the moral fiber of the
community homosexual or heterosexual. Most Gay people I know don't
live an immoral lifestyle and feel the same way we all do about the
Gay Pride parade. They want everything we want...love, life and family
and to be left alone! |
Thursday
June 19,2003 |
.The Arizona Catholic bishop quit yesterday after killing a family man
and being involved in a cover-up of church pedophilia. Duh! |
|
19 |
.The Catholic Church is worse than politicians.
Politicians must answer to the law. The Catholics answer to no one;
not even their God. It’s a sin. |
|
19 |
I think you
have been getting more feed back regarding the escort service
than any other item posted. |
|
19 |
Homosexuality is a mental dysfuncttion. Sad to see the
victims of that dysfunction try to validate their dis-ease with a
parade. If we place them all on one far-away island, they will die out
in one generation. |
Wednesday
June 18,2003 |
Well I suppose having "escorts" on Big Pine does serve the basic
primal urges. Funny how you can call it an "escort" service and it's
legal but if you call it what it really is it's against the law.
Thankfully I don't have to escape from my troubled life and take
that road. I can find plenty of other diversions that satisfy my
needs. But then we all have different needs don't we. Rumor has it
that teenage girls over in "alphabet acres" are turning tricks for
crack. Maybe this will keep their customers busy elsewhere or maybe
it's job security for them in a few years!!
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|
18 |
You can
call Seacamp atL 872-2331 -- it's listed in the Florida Keys section
of the yellow pages -- Seacamp is one word -- good luck -- it's one
the jewels of Big Pine |
|
18 |
.How about the latest Catholic hypocrisy? A
Bishop in Arizona is driving from celebrating the Mass; and hits and
kills a man; and then drives away to call the body (car body, not the
victim’s) shop to get his windshield fix before anyone can tie him to
the manslaughter. This is the same holy man who recently was almost
charged with “obstructing justice” in his attempts to protect his
pedophile priests (more holy men). |
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18 |
Wow, it's amazing that your site is getting international mail. Is
that from London, England? Why are people from London England warning
us about our ATM's? Do you suppose it's a socialist plot? Do their
ATM's have big slots to accommodate the "Pound"? |
Tuesday
June 16, 2003 |
I'm trying to contact Sea Camp, but I can't find they're number. How
are they listed? Does anyone know? Thanks. |
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16 |
.I think that an "escort service" provides a nice release from our
troubled lives. I welcome them to Big Pine Key. Everywhere in the
world this service is available except in
purtitanical-hippocritical-America...porno anyone...look, but don't
touch...let's talk about it on the phone or computer....but, no
touching. |
|
16 |
Hmmmm.....what do you suppose an escort would cost for a romantic
dinner at Pizzaworks followed by a few drinks at Coconuts. Big Pine
Escort service " a contradiction in terms" Do they have teeth? |
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16 |
Beware of this new scam.
Thieves are putting a thin clear, rigid plastic "sleeve: into ATM
card slots. When you insert your card, the machine cannot read the
strip, so it keeps asking you to re-enter your pin number.
Meanwhile, someone behind you watches as you enter and re-enter your
number. Eventually you give up, thinking the machine has captured
your card and walk away. The thieves then remove the plastic sleeve
complete with card, and emptyyour account. One way to avoid this is
to run your finger along the card slot before you put your card in.
The sleeve has a couple of tiny prongs that the thieves need to get
it out of the slot, and you will be able to feel them. London Police
and the RCMP want as many people as possible to be aware of this
scam, so please pass this information on to your friends and family
and associates.
Joy Jackson Risk Manager City of London, ON. Canada phone
519-661-5415 fax 519-661-4631
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16 |
From the sound of BPK selections: my friends and I
would be greeted with a red carpet, roses & a limo. We women all have
our own pearly white teeth, no drug addictions, and we all have our
very own pot to piss in. |
Monday
June 16, 2003 |
Does anyone know anything about our new "escort service" Do they
have teeth? What pool do you suppose they were pulled
from?....cesspool?
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|
16 |
Kudos to bigpinekey.com on your new tide table and
weather page. |
|
16 |
I would like to shout out to the often forgotten
members of our society:
HAPPY STEPFATHER'S DAY.
You were always there for us!!! Thank you for all the unselfish years!
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|
16 |
I know it is very difficult for some of you parents...
but break down and spend the extra 88 cents to save your young child's
life. Buy them an inflatable swimming ring. |
Sunday
June 15, 2003 |
.Yesterday was flag Day...don't forget! |
|
15 |
.HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO YOU ALL! |
|
15 |
.Sponge Bob says of the pencil: "as my ideas grow
you shrink." . |
|
15 |
.William Seeker should leave FKCC. He's
done all he can. We need some fresh ideas there and less politics.
That place is afoul with political intrigue and unqualified people and
the enrollment is down.
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Saturday
June 14, 2003 |
It sure is a shame for the folks on Big
Pine who waited for their permits. They had them, then they didn't.
Then they had them,......now they don't! However those that went
ahead and jumped the gun and began construction will not be red
tagged. What a shame for the folks who followed the RULES!!! They
still have useless lots.
It just goes to show, following the
rules gets you no where in Monroe. We should all just boycott our
county government,........and all do what the hell we want to with
our lands/homes!!! This is still the USA you know!!!!!!!!
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|
14 |
UPS TERRORIST WARNING.... I read that thousands of UPS
uniforms were purchased on EBay. Just in case, DO NOT accept packages
other than those delivered from an official UPS TRUCK! |
|
14 |
yea!! No to corporate scum!!!!!
Now,........FREE WILLY!!!
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|
14 |
Planning
Commission turned down Walgreen's application 5 - 0. They have the
right to appeal -- but a much better idea came up at the meeting -- a
community center for Big Pine Key! |
|
14 |
The
planning commission meeting on Wednesday proved that the people of Big
Pine Key CAN work together to accomplish a common goal. Miracles do
happen... |
|
14 |
People
who think that chain stores always have cheaper prices fail to realize
that the money they make goes out of the community -- local businesses
put their money back in the community -- something to consider... |
 |
A big thank you to George
nugget and all the
people who took time off from work to go
to the planning com meeting to help save
big pine from a corp invasion. |
|
|
.Friday the 13th only has as much effect as you give
it. (I'm not leaving home, just to be safe.) |
|
|
.What happened with the chain store meeting yesterday?
The Citizen didn't report it. Will we be having more of our local
money leaving the Keys or what? |
|
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The 2002 SAT scores are as follows:
1070 Asians, 1060 Whites, 910 Hispanics, 857 Blacks.
------------------------------------------------
This tells me that Affirmative Action has accomplished the opposite of
what they have attempted to do. Do not give Blacks & Hispanics extra
points because of skin color, this pits one race against another and
keeps the ignorant, well... ignorant. |
|
|
.The Tampa Port Authority can go to Cuba to drum
up trade, but KW race boats can’t.
They say that the racers were exporting their boats. Wouldn't you have
to leave your boat in a foreign country to export it?
Is this our government at work or what?
The Tampa Port Authority can go to Cuba to drum up trade, but KW race
boats can’t. Is this our government at work? |
Thursday
June 12,2003 |
An old, wrinkled, balding, ricebeer-bellied fart of a
Chineese grandfather paid his snaggletoothed cohort a pack of
cigarettes to bury his newborn grandaughter ALIVE because she
had...... ugly lips. |
| 12 |
So, you are saying the village of Iraqi's who drank out
of hundreds of barrels that stored nuclear waste, are not stupid? Is
the entire village illiterate? Not ONE person could read, WARNING nor
NUCLEAR WASTE written in arab, on the barrels & fences of the nuclear
complex???? What did they think was manufactured there behind guards
and barbed wire, ice cream? Stuuuuuupid! |
| 12 |
.Kudos to the KW Citizen for publishing the first
announcement of two gay men’s marriage commitment ceremony in last
Sunday’s paper. About time. |
| 12 |
here are your permits,............never
mind give them back,.............................................okay,okay
here are your permits,..............................ha-ha, you took
the bait again?!?!!!! Now give em back! Poor SAPS!!!
|
Wednesday
June 11,2003 |
.Free Willy! |
| 11 |
What the hell is up with Marylin Manson having sex with
a goat and then burning the poor animal on stage at his concert...!?
Come on, can you say f***ed up? I think it is because he can't attract
a 2-legged creature. NASTY!!!!!!!!!! |
| 11 |
IT
SEEMS STRANGE THAT THE BIG PINE CIVIC ASSOCIATION HAS NOT
SAID ONE WORD PRO OR CON REGARDING WALGREENS .
I HOPE THERE IS A BIG TURN OUT AT THE BOCC MEETING WE DON'T
NEED WALGREENS I SUGGEST WE ALL BOYCOTT IT 100%IF IT GOES
THRU, BUT THE SAYING GOES MONEY TALKS AND TALKS
|
| 11 |
.Democrats are likened to church groups; and
Republicans are likened to the chamber of commerce in their decisions.
The good of the economy vs. the good of the people. |
Tuesday
June 10, 03 |
All of the
locals I've talked to are in total agreement. We want a Walgreens
store. Have any of you compared the prices between Eckerds and
Walgreens? Walgreens has much lower prices. I go to the Marathon
Walgreens for one certain product. It is $8.00 cheaper at Walgreens. |
| 10 |
The nuclear-waste-drinking Iraqis aren’t stupid,
they are ignorant. To be stupid, you have to fail to understand what
you are told. They were never told about much. |
| 10 |
.Chain stores are always cheaper
(except Scotty's) and better serve the community. If the independent
businessperson wants to be competitive they should apply for a
franchise. |
| 10 |
.they're burning the pot fields in
the Sequoia National Park. Does anyone know how to get there and what
way the wind is blowing/ |
Monday
June 9,03 |
Planning
Commission hearing on proposed Walgreen's is June 11 at Marathon Gov't
Center -- also on the agenda is Keys Communikeys Plan -- how ironic --
one to approve chain store and the other to tell the county we don't
want chain stores. Hmmmm. |
| 9 |
Walgreen's claims it will have less traffic than Scotty's -- obviously
they've never been in Scotty's parking lot. |
| 9 |
It is time to let the whales go!!!
As long as the $ donations keep coming
in, I am sorry to say Willy will stay!
Those of you who truly believe you are
right I applaud you. Those of you who imprison nature for your own
(human) benefit, deserve your own just torture.
The time and money spent on "helping"
these poor whales would be better allocated to improving waste water
quality before our Reefs are G-O---N----------E!
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| 9 |
Iraqi villagers stole hundreds of barrels of nuclear
waste from Saddam's Nuclear Complex. They poured out the radioactive
sludge, and took the barrels to the canals & wells to fill with water
for cooking, bathing and drinking. Now they are sick. Too stupid for
words. |
| 9 |
Natalie, thank you for your supprt on my posts!
Virgin Islands? ... hm..... Aunt Meme |
| 9 |
Dear Captain: I have just this minute consulted with
the gourmet A'la Canada and she tells me that it consists of the
following ingredients - "One cup of ketchup and one can of Coka Cola"
- You can also use diet if that's your thing. Not too difficult EH! -
Ron....... |
| 9 |
OK, I give up. Why do John F. Kennnedy & Bob Hope have
the same birthday? |
| 9 |
There's nothing fishy about fish oil's
ability to protect your health. New research shows
our scaly friends do a lot more
than just taste good. |
Sunday
June 7 |
You forgot to mention that yesterday was
the anniversary of D-Day the largest invasion force since the Spanish
Armada sailed against England. keep on your toes. |
| 7 |
Did you know that John F. Kennedy and Bob Hope
were born on the same date? Coincidence? I think not.
|
| 7 |
Across Florida Bay in a Kayak at night? I’d
rather take a bus. |
Saturday
June 7,03 |
I think we whine in Big Pine a lot less
than those big babies at the west end of US1. "Citizen's Voice"
Everyday I get to stay in Paradise is
yet another day I am blessed! Paradise aint cheap that is true, but
cold cold days up North just made me BLUE!!
|
| 7 |
A man was detained at Key
West airport on Friday after attempting to board a plane. He had the
following items concealed in his carry-on bag. A protractor, a
compass, and a graphing calculator. He is suspected of being a member
of the terrorist group "Al Gebra" and faces criminal prosecution for
possession of "Weapons of Math Instruction". |
| 7 |
we don't need
a walgreens or any other big corp. how are the little stores going to
pull through another Monroe County fiasco |
| 7 |
the salvation
army store is going in next to bp liquors at the old auto parts store |
| 7 |
Hey May 6, you are right on! It is all the illegal baby factories
are stressing our infrastructure to the max! May 8: want
child-free? The US Virgin Islands are a paradise! Dumbing down?
You bet. The liberals are always finding a way to fit the lowest
into the scale of things rather than having whoever rise to the
challenge. Noisy kids? I hate the fat and lazy who have no regard
for peoples' peace and quiet; just do like I did and call anyone you
can think of and say there are multiple families living there, which
is hopefully against code... As for the news items glorifying the
pregnant, I am just as disgusted as you are. You never hear of a
teacher or community benefactor in a disaster. I am so tired of
"the children..." well I'm 52 and have been working my --- off, and
volunteer in my community; are we adults chopped liver? I blame
everything that is wrong with our society on the liberal media,
LAWYERS, and politically correct! BLAHHH!
-- Natalie Reach
|
| 7 |
there were 25 whales to start with. a few
escaped and the rest died except for five. Let them go! Stop torturing
the whales. FREE WILLY! Where's Kevorkian when we need him? |
Friday
June 6,03 |
|
Virginia Ray, that generous and kind
librarian on Big Pine passed away May 28th. She will be
sorely missed. |
|
| 6 |
We don't need
wilderness, but we do need a salvation army where and when will
it open? |
| 6 |
A xenophobe is someone who is unduely fearful of what
is foreign, especially foreign people. I never met an ARTIST who is a
xenophobe! One clue is that a xenophobe would NOT travel outside their
country nor move to eight different states, in career promotions- they
would stay in one place all their life. Quiet= one can listen to their
OWN choice of music to work by, no blaring rap or simplistic Cuban
repetition. |
| 6 |
Boom-car people aren’t trying to impress older
people. They’re trying to impress their peers. Are you their peer? |
Thursday
June 5,03 |
Wear thin surgeon's gloves to cut hot peppers. You can
also get the fingertip "gloves" used by those that handle film, they
fit only on your individual finger tips & look like minature condoms.
Once, I mailed ONE tip to an ex-boyfriend, indicating where he could
use it. |
| 5 |
I think it is about 35 miles from here to
Flamingo on the other side of Florida Bay. That’s a long way to paddle
in the dark. |
| 5 |
Where is the uproar over another national chain store opening on big
pine? I don't mean Walgreens, I mean The Salvation Army Thrift Store. |
| 5 |
Which Key is the best island to live on (with
reasonable livingexpenses) for a middle age artist who enjoys peace
and quiet, clean water, & foilage? Thanks!
Ed: Big Pine of course! Xenophobe. |
| 5 |
There’s a
white fire truck at our fire station. It ain’t right. It
might even be sacrilegious. |
Wednesday
June 4 |
When I cut hot peppers my finger tips hold the
fire; and should I touch my eyes—burn city. Is their any way to
neutralize the fire from my fingers? |
| 4 |
How far
is Big Pine from Flamingo (as the crow flies). A friend of mine
kayaked it a few years ago at night using celestial navigation...
|
| 4 |
No one I know thinks the drivers of BOOM CARS are cool.
We think they are moronic idiots, bordering on retarted. Deaf & dumb
so to speak. |
| 4 |
The post Office revenue for the last three months was down 1/2 Billion
$. Hint: improve your hours (they're only open when everyone's at
work) and have tracking numbers on all packages like UPS (no extra
forms to fill out). |
| 4 |
The key deer are only on Big Pine because there was a refuge and
slower speed limits here. |
Tuesday
June 3 |
The Salvation Army is opening a thrift store on
Big Pine. I thought we wouldn't have any national chains on the
island. Is burger King next?. |
| 3 |
WHY are the Key deer only on Big Pine? |
| 3 |
I don't know anyone who's ever trusted their valuable plants to
anti-deer liquid. I wouldn't. |
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Don't forget to eat a watermelon this week. |
June 2
Tuesday |
Bikers showed up in the bizillions at the Lincoln memorial in D.C.,
with flags a' flying, for this years Rollin Thunder event. Question.
Why are most of the women fat and homely? |
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This week is Florida Watermelon
Week. Let's celebrate! |
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I think people with boom cars just want others to know
that they're cool. |
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So, has anyone been sucessful in warding off deer yet? |
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The big California murder case of Laci Peterson & her
unborn fetus has a new twist. The fetus was washed ashore with plastic
tape aroung his neck & deep cuts on his shoulders. The murdering
maniac must have attempted to cut the fetus out is my guess. Where is
Laci's head? In the Pacific? |